Muwahahahaha its Sasuke's turn to get humiliated :P Hehe, this is more fun they I originally thought it would be XD

Uchiha Sasuke- The drink

As we all know Uchiha Sasuke has problems expressing his feelings. Well, except for in Naruto Manga 487 where he begins to laugh like a retard, but I digress.

Anyway, Sasuke has issues but it turns out that they can easily be fixed. Wow, now that gets my attention. Now let's see how Sasuke 'solves' his emotional problems with one little thing...

This was stupid and useless. Sasuke was completely against going to a club but the rest of his team insisted that they should.

He had just killed Orochimaru and they needed to celebrate the fact that Sasuke was no longer going to get molested in his sleep. So, his team mates dragged him to a club and went to go dance.

Thus leaving Sasuke alone by the bar. Since he had nothing better to do he got himself a glass of beer.

He sat down on the bar stool and took a sip of the alcoholic beverage. At that moment the most magical thing happened. Sasuke, the emo, just realized what he had been missing his entire life.

However, the second he swallowed he forgot what that thing was and to make it come back he took another sip. This time he saw it more clearly, 'it' had spiky yellow hair and it wore bright orange clothing.

Once again it disappeared and Sasuke had to take a big gulp to make it come back. But wait, yellow hair, orange clothing, big goofy smile, that can only be one person. Naruto.

Sasuke's eyes widened and he realized that what he needed in his life was Naruto. Now in his mind killing Itachi was nothing compared to finding Naruto. He had to find him and... and... what?

Sasuke finished his glass of beer and realized what he had to do. He had to find Naruto and confess his love for him. Woah, where did that come from? Somehow, his hatred for Naruto had turned into love. Damn that's screwed up.

He had to find out if Naruto felt the same, so he stood up and ran out of the club. Then into the wind he whispered 'Naruto, you don't have to bring me back, im coming back to you'.

With Naruto...

Naruto sat at his favourite ramen stall eating, gasp, ramen. Suddenly he thought he heard a familiar voice say 'Naruto, you don't have to bring me back, im coming back to you'.

Naruto shook his head, the only person he had to bring back was Sasuke and he had clearly shown he had no intention of coming back. Then Naruto brushed the thought out of his head and happily began to eat ramen.

When he was done he began walking back to his apartment slowly. He was in no rush to get into his lonely silent home. Sure he had gotten over being an orphan but for some reason he felt down today.

Then he stopped and frowned, he was Uzumaki Naruto and what was he doing thinking such thoughts? If he kept acting this wimpy there was no way he was ever going to bring Sasuke back.

So, now with a determined expression Naruto walked back home and vowed to find Sasuke the next day. He had waited long enough and he was brining Sasuke back no matter what.

With Sasuke...

Sasuke ran and ran and ran, ran, ran, ran. Why the hell was that stupid club so far away from civilization in the first place? Finally, by early morning Sasuke was at Konoha's main gates.

He didn't bother to do a transformation jutsu and just ran into the village in search of Naruto. He ran into Naruto's apartment, only to find that it was empty and there was a note on the fridge.

Sasuke walked over to it and saw that it read 'Jiraya, if you're looking for me I have gone to look for Sasuke, signed Naruto'. Sasuke swore and ran out of the apartment; he had to find Naruto before he got too far away.

So here it is, Naruto is out looking for Sasuke in the woods while Sasuke is looking for Naruto in the city. What a couple of idiots, they definitely belong together.

With Naruto...

Naruto had woken up at 3:00am, gotten up, and bolted out of Konoha. Now he was somewhere in the middle of the forest, aimlessly looking for Sasuke. Suddenly he saw a bunch of people that looked familiar.

Then when they got closer he recognized them to be Sasuke's new team mates. He ran over there boldly and with closed eyes he yelled, "Alright Sasuke you're coming with me!"

He was met with silence so he opened his eyes and gasped when he saw Sasuke wasn't with their group. But... but... why?

Karin saw Naruto's confused look and she said, "Sasuke ditched us at a club." Naruto was even more confused now but then he said, "So... you don't know where he is?"

She shook her head and said, "Nope." Naruto sighed and began walking away. This was going to take a long time...

With Sasuke...

Sasuke was now one hundred percent sure that Naruto was not in Konoha so he ran out the gates and into the forest.

He ran around the forest aimlessly for a couple of hours until he ran into his team mates. They looked very glad to see him but before they could say anything Sasuke said, "Have you seen Naruto?"

Karin sighed and pointed west. Then Sasuke nodded and began running. Now he was definitely going to find Naruto. After a couple of more hours of running Sasuke saw a figure up ahead.

He increased his speed and soon he was only a few feet from the figure. It was getting dark so Sasuke couldn't see who it was but the chakra was unmistakable.

"Naruto" Sasuke said barely above a whisper. Naruto turned around and yelled, "Sasuke! What the hell you almost gave me a heart attack!"

Sasuke scoffed and then muttered 'and you call yourself a ninja?' Naruto heard him and then yelled, "Hey! I am so a ninja, look at me!"

Once again Sasuke scoffed but then he walked up to Naruto until he was standing only an arms length away.

Naruto seemed nervous about the closeness and he said, "Uh... Sasuke... what are you- mpphh" Naruto's words were cut off when Sasuke grabbed both sides of Naruto's head and kissed his roughly.

At first Naruto struggled against the kiss but then he relaxed a bit. When Sasuke pulled back Naruto stared at him with confusion in his eyes. Then Sasuke said, "Naruto, tell me how you feel about me?"

Naruto blushed and tried to back up but Sasuke was still holding his head so he couldn't. When Naruto saw that Sasuke was still looking for an answer he said, "I... don't know... I've never thought about it before, all I know is that I need you in my life, why else would I try to bring you back to Konoha?"

Sasuke smirked and then said, "So now you need me?" Naruto glared at him and yelled, "Hey, you know what mpphh"

Once again Naruto was cut off by Sasuke kissing him. When he pulled back Naruto looked down and then in a lower tone said, "Hey, you know what? I... do need you."

Suddenly, Sasuke twitched and jumped back a couple of steps. Then he looked around with confusion written all over his head and said, "Woah, where am I? Naruto what the hell are you doing here?"

Naruto gaped at Sasuke, there was no way this could be real. Then Naruto glared at Sasuke and said, "Nice try, you can't just kiss me and then pretend it never happened!"

Now it was Sasuke's turn to gape and after a while he said, "I kissed you? Why the hell would I do that...? I'm not drunk... but..." Sasuke trailed off when he realized that he had been drunk after the beer at the club.

Naruto waited for him to continue and Sasuke said, "Naruto, swear this never happened and no one finds out that we kissed got it?"

Naruto nodded and then said, "Deal." Then the both of them went separate ways. Sure this was a good opportunity to fight but it would just be waaaayy to awkward.

When the both of them had gone far away from each other a hooded figure walked out from the bushes. It had seen everything, including the kiss.

Then the hooded figure took his hood off and let himself one of those rare moment where he could relax. Itachi then put his hood back on and chuckled. He was soooo using this against his brother when they fought.