This chapter is especially crackficky I mean come on; I made noodles come to life! Haha enjoy!

Uzumaki Naruto- Revenge of the Ramen

Ramen. This must have be the sole reason Uzumaki Naruto is alive now. Who knows where he would be without ramen?

Oh I know, he would be dying of starvation or, gasp, he might be eating normal food!

But... what if the ramen didn't want Naruto to eat it? What then...?

With the evil Ramen...

"Welcome fellow noodles, we have gathered here today to discuss a very important matter. It is indeed so important that life and death of all ramen hangs in the balance!" The evil Ramen leader said in a thundering voice to all the other ramen in the room.

He continued with, "Everyone eats us at least once in their lifetime but... there is one individual that eats us three times a day, everyday! He is a monstrosity and he is putting our lives in danger! Poor innocent newborn ramen get eaten without even a chance to live! We have to save our kind! We have to destroy him... We have to destroy Uzumaki Naruto!"

With Naruto...

Naruto yawned as he woke up in the morning. He had just had a horrible nightmare that in the middle of the night giant noodles came, beat him up, and then dragged him away.

Then Naruto opened his eyes expecting to see his room, but his eyes widened a considerable amount when he saw he was tied to a big bed made out of ramen.

This had to be a dream, but was it?

Naruto tried to struggle but then stopped when he heard his 'ropes' say, "Hey stop that! I don't like it when people pull my arms."

Naruto gasped and continued to struggle before another voice said, "Guard noodle, you may release him."

Suddenly Naruto was dropped and he turned around to see what had been holding him down.

"Woah, you're a giant noodle." Naruto said smartly to the guard that had dropped him.

He got no reply but instead he felt himself being forced to look up at the 'person' who had spoken before.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you are at Noodletopia and you are here to be tried for murder!" the booming voice practically screamed into Naruto's ear.

"Murder? There must be a mistake, I didn't kill anyone, and umm, why do you look like a giant noodle with a cape on?" Naruto said as his ears were still ringing from the yelling he had just received.

Said noodle with a cape on looked offended before screeching, "How dare you insult me, the noodle king! Also, how dare you deny killing all those innocent noodles you heartless murderer!"

Naruto was quiet for a moment before his face split into a grin and he said, "Haha, I killed innocent noodles? Are you kidding me? Noodles aren't alive!"

The noodle king stared at Naruto for a long, long time before frowning and saying, "You scum! We are alive, and we have feelings! This is such an offence to all noodles worldwide and this will be said to the judge!"

Before Naruto could even reply the noodle king walked out of the room with his head held high and so did the guard.

This left Naruto in a big room with walls made out of noodles. Naruto must be in heaven.

"Ohh... what wall should I start with?" Naruto said as he paced around his so called jail cell.

Upon deciding to start with the wall that smelled the best Naruto ran into it with his mouth wide open.

Ten whole minutes later the wall was gone.

That stupid noodle with a cape on should have not underestimated Naruto's ability to eat things.

After swallowing the last bite, Naruto walked out of his jail cell and he gasped in complete and utter shock.

He was standing in the middle of a twenty floor building that was in the middle of a huge city with a ton of buildings made of noodles. Then he looked down and he saw that there were bowls of living noodles walking down the street and into different buildings.

Naruto could barely contain his happiness as he realized that he was in heaven. So Naruto did what anyone else would do when they were in heaven.

He threw his head back and screamed, "I'm in heaven!"

With the evil noodle king...

"The hearing is in fifteen minutes, go get the guilty heartless murderer from his cell." The noodle king said angrily and sat down in his chair. He was still upset about what Naruto had said. Noodles were alive damn it.

A guard went to go pick Naruto up but then he paused half way there when he heard Naruto scream, "I'm in heaven!"

Following that there was a loud sound of explosions and the guard could hear screams... and munching noises.

With Naruto...

Noodles, noodles, everywhere! After Naruto had jumped down to the street he pounced on the nearest noodle beside him.

Of course the noodle screamed but Naruto silenced her but biting out a chunk of her neck. Ouch.

For a second Naruto paused and let the wonderful taste of fresh noodle wash over him. Then he was going to take another bite but guard noodles came out of no where and held him back.

Naruto struggled but then stopped when he was gagged with a chop stick. Then Naruto let himself be dragged into the courthouse but then he began struggling again when he saw that the courthouse was made out of, gasp, bricks!

What on earth were bricks doing in a place called Noodletopia! We shall never know...

With Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi...

"Finally you're here!" Sakura's annoyed voice screamed at the one again late teacher.

"Sorry, sorry, I ran into a bunch of little ducks so I had to wait for them to pass before going," was the 'legitimate' reply. Behind him Sasuke mouthed 'bullshit'.

Then Kakashi changed the subject by saying, "Where's Naruto?"

This got everyone's attention and there was a pregnant pause before Sakura quietly said, "He's never late...Unless something went wrong!"

Kakashi gave a small nod before running in the direction of Naruto's apartment. His team followed him; they were eager to find out what was keeping Naruto from showing up and bothering them.

With Naruto...

"Ahh-chooooooooo,... Excuse me..." Naruto said after releasing a horribly loud and violent looking sneeze in the courtroom back in Noodletopia.

All the noodles stared at him in shock. This was a true monster, and the sound that it had just made proved that. At the same time Naruto thought, 'Someone must be talking about me... why else would I sneeze?'

Seconds later the noodle king walked in and the room instantly went quiet.

"Hello, fellow noodles, I am glad to say that we have captured Uzumaki Naruto but I am not glad to say that it was at the cost of poor 's life."

"So, my noodles, we must persecute this evil murderer! I will do everything in my power to make sure that he will get the ultimate punishment; Death by squishing!" The noodle king said bravely and there was a collective gasp when the last few words were said.

Naruto glared at the noodle but then his eyes widened when he realized exactly what 'death by squishing' meant. He was going to die! My, my, seems like Naruto is a bit slow today.

With Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke...

Bam! The door to Naruto's apartment flew open when Kakashi kicked it.

Sakura shook her head; they were ninja, not army men.

"He's not here, but it looks like someone else was." Kakashi said when he saw Naruto's bed covers and other possessions lying unceremoniously on the floor.

The room went quiet as all three ninja looked around the room for any evidence that might suggest who had been in here.

Now as Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi stared at the puddles of noodle soup on the floor that were shaped like giant footprints it was needless to say that they knew exactly who broke into Naruto's apartment.

Sasuke broke the silence by saying, "Naruto was attacked by noodles?"

Kakashi nodded and after a suspenseful silence he said, "I know where Naruto is... Noodletopia... It is the world of noodles and I hoped that Naruto would never learn of this place because... he would never want to leave..."

With Naruto...

"Let me go! I wanna go hooooommmmeeeeeeee!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs as he was being dragged from the courtroom by two very muscular looking noodles.

The court meeting had been very brief; all that happened was the king noodle signed a piece of paper and then screamed, "DEATH TO UZUMAKI!"

Disturbing yes, but all 'great' leaders have something wrong with them.

Uchiha Madara for example. Sure he was the leader of the Uchiha Clan but look what happened there, he's insane and speaks in third person...

Or Sesshoumaru, he also speaks in third person.

Anyway, back in this story Naruto struggled for all he was worth. It must be a lot because he was struggling so hard that it looked like he was having a violent seizure.

Somehow the noodles were able to hold him down and Naruto had to settle for hanging limply in their arms. However, he tensed considerably when he saw...

"The Squishifier." King Noodle said smugly when he saw Naruto's completely shocked expression.

Naruto gulped and said, "You're going to... squish... me with that?"

King noodle grinned and nodded like the maniac he was before turning once again to look at The Squishifier.

The device was very simple; it was just a plate and a giant hammer hanging above the plate that could smash down on anything in the plate if a certain lever was pulled.

Naruto was 'gently' strapped onto the bottom of the plate. By gently I mean that he was punched in the face multiple times in order to make him stop struggling.

Then Naruto looked up at the hammer hanging above him. This was not good; if he didn't do something he would seriously die. So, Naruto, being the smart ninja he is, threw his head back as far as he could and at the top of his lungs he screamed, "SASUKE!"

With Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke...

Sasuke tensed suddenly; he had a very nasty feeling in the pit of his stomach and he did not like it one bit.

"Where is this Noodletopia?" he said in a serious tone while getting ready to jump out of the nearby window to Naruto's rescue.

Kakashi sighed and said, "Here is the teleportation scroll to Noodletopia. Be careful."

Sasuke wasted no time and within the minute he was in the city centre of Noodletopia. Startled noodles stared at him but he gave them no attention, but he simply ran toward where he felt Naruto's chakra was.

Soon he saw the giant plate to which Naruto was tied down to. Sasuke ran down there and when he was standing on the plate beside Naruto he heard the dobe say, "Sasuke! You're here, how did you hear me!"

Sasuke ignored him but instead quickly untied Naruto, threw him over his shoulder and used the teleportation scroll to bring him back to Konoha.

The poor noodles didn't even have the chance to gasp.

With Kakashi and Sakura...

"Why the long face Sakura? I thought you didn't like Naruto." Kakashi said when he saw Sakura moping in the corner of Naruto's apartment.

She turned to glare at him and then said, "It's not that... I just don't like that Sasuke was so determined to go save Naruto... I think Sasuke liked Naruto more than me."

Kakashi looked down and then in comfort he said, "So, you've finally noticed."

Sakura hardened her glare and said, "Are you implying that Sasuke likes Naruto like that?"

Kakashi just gave her that knowing look and shrugged; pretending not to know what she was talking about.

Before Sakura could say anything else, Sasuke appeared in the room... with Naruto over his shoulder.

Kakashi gave Sakura a wink and said girl stared at Sasuke with confusion. Why did he look so happy to be holding Naruto on his shoulder?

The Sasuke let Naruto off his shoulder and before Sasuke could say anything Naruto gave him a big hug and said, "Thanks Sasuke! You saved my butt... But don't think that makes you any stronger than me!"

Sasuke smirked that trademark Uchiha smirk and then said, "So what do you say Naruto? Want to get a bowl of ramen?"

Naruto frowned and said, "Nah, but some sushi would be nice."

Sasuke nodded and then the two left the room leaving a smirking Kakashi and shocked Sakura in the room.

"Did... did Sasuke just ask Naruto to dinner?" Sakura said slowly long after the two were gone.

Kakashi chuckled and said, "So you still think they're just friends?"

So... what do you think?