Hahaha, I'm looking forward to this chapter... Some very evil ideas are going into this one... unless I deem them too creepy to write about. *Shrugs* We'll just have to wait and see...
Rock Lee- The tutor
"Sasuke-kun! Wait up, I have to talk to you about something very important!" The rather annoying voice of Lee practically screeched at the retreating form of Sasuke.
If Sasuke had known what Lee wanted to talk to him about then he would have ran out of there like Naruto when he got his hands on Opium, 'accidentally' of course.
Sasuke coolly turned back to look at Lee, who had a particularly creepy look on his face while running toward him.
"Thank you for stopping Sasuke-kun, I have a question for you and your answer determines if I remain a virgin or not." Lee said happily and when Sasuke heard the last part his eye twitched and he unconsciously took a step away from the strange ninja.
Lee didn't wait for Sasuke to reply and he continued with, "Will you teach me how to act around girls so that they will like me? Will you, Sasuke Uchiha, be my tutor?"
There was a long pause in which Sasuke stared blankly at Lee before sighing and saying, "No." Long pause, short answer.
After that Sasuke turned around and continued walking down the path he had been on before he was interrupted.
Rock Lee stared at Sasuke's back before throwing his head back and screaming, "Sasuke if you don't come back I will tell everyone in the village you have a Naruto plushie in your room that you hug and kiss everyday!"
Instantly, Sasuke stopped, turned around to glare at Lee and said, "How did you know about that?"
Lee just gave him a wide smile and said, "I did my research, but umm, the only thing I didn't understand about your room is that you have an unusually large amount of girl clothes and make-up. Is it yours?"
Sasuke didn't reply to that but instead said, "Fine, I'll be your tutor, but I will not tolerate disobedience or any talk about what's in my room."
Lee nodded and then Sasuke added, "The girl stuff was Itachi's."
At Lee's dojo...
"So you want Sakura to like you?" Sasuke asked sceptically as Lee gave him a happy grin.
"Yup, I want that sweet angel Sakura to love me and be mine for ever and ever and ever and ever..." Lee said and Sasuke internally felt sorry for Sakura.
Sasuke paced around Lee's dojo and thought about how on earth he could get Sakura to love Lee. The only thing he could think of was that if Lee dressed up as him.
That's it! Lee had to become Sasuke... Then Sakura would definitely love him.
"and ever and ever and ever and ever..." Lee continued until Sasuke walked up at him and gave him a prompt smack on the head.
"Listen, the only way for Sakura to like you is if you become like me." Sasuke said in a deadly tone. He didn't seem to like the idea of Lee acting like him. It would be sooo embarrassing.
Lee's eyes lit up like fireworks and he jumped up from his seat on the floor before screaming into Sasuke's ear, "I, Rock Lee, will become Sasuke so that my one and only true love Sakura will love me for ever and ever and e-"
Sasuke gave the fellow ninja a 'playful' punch in the face before muttering, 'Why does he keep screaming into my ear damn it?'
At Sasuke's house...
"Now that I'm getting a look at it, that Naruto plushie is actually quite cute." Lee said in a perplexed tone to the ever brooding form of Sasuke.
"Just shut up and take your clothes off." Sasuke said gruffly and passed Lee a set of his clothes.
Had someone walked by Sasuke's room and heard that they might have gotten the wrong impression, but that's okay, Sasuke is the definition of 'wrong impression'. You all saw what he does to Naruto right?
When Lee was dressed in Sasuke's clothes he looked a lot better than in his green jumpsuit. Hell, if he wore a dirty rag he would look better than in his jumpsuit.
Sasuke gave Lee an approving nod before taking out a spare comb he had and beginning to get rid of that hideous bowl cut.
A few minutes later Sasuke got a large razor and got ready to make Lee's giant bushy eyebrows thinner.
Lee gulped nervously and Sasuke mercilessly chopped off most of Lee's eyebrows. Then Sasuke took out some of Itachi's makeup and made Lee's eyes not look so large and just plain strange.
Some time later Sasuke let out a pleased sigh and handed Lee a mirror.
Lee gasped when he saw himself in the mirror. He had Sasuke hair, a Sasuke face, and of course the Sasuke clothing. The only thing missing was the trademark Uchiha smirk and glare.
Lee gave Sasuke a wide smile before in a deep much more attractive voice saying, "Thank you Sasuke, I am now off to get my love, Sakura."
Sasuke nodded and with that Lee calmly left Sasuke's house in search of Sakura.
Sasuke looked at the retreating form of Lee and then smirked, he had to see this, he had a very certain feeling that told him something big was going to happen.
With Naruto and Sakura...
"Seriously, that stupid teme better show up soon, we've been waiting for such a long time!" Naruto complained to Sakura, who also was unhappy that Sasuke was so late.
Suddenly Naruto jumped up and pointed to a figure in the distance, "There he is! Sasuke you stupid teme get over here!"
Behind him Sakura gasped when she saw that the figure was not Sasuke but... Rock Lee.
Lee made his way over to the two ninja and he got one shocked stare and one blushed face.
You would expect that the shocked stare would be from Naruto and the blush would be from Sakura... But no. This is after all a crackfic so... Naruto was the one that blushed and Sakura was the one that stared blankly.
Lee looked at Sakura with dreamy eyes before in a husky tone saying, "Sakura-chan, I, Rock Lee, wish to ask you out to dinner tonight."
Sakura gave him a confused look before frowning and saying, "No! No matter how much you look like Sasuke I still don't like you! Copy cat!"
Naruto gave Sakura a glare before saying, "Sakura, how rude! I think Lee looks great... as a matter of fact, if you don't want to go have dinner with him, I will!"
In the bushes, Sasuke looked like he had just relived his parents' deaths. Yes, he was that shocked.
Lee was shocked too, but then after he looked at Naruto's sun kissed skin, cheerful face, and beautiful bright blue eyes he said, "Yeah, sure, let's go."
Again, in the bushes, Sasuke was having a violent seizure.
Naruto and Lee got ready to go have dinner but then suddenly, Sasuke ran out of the bushes with an insane look on his face and screamed, "Noooooooo Naruto is mine! Get away from him you stupid freak!"
Rock Lee looked offended and Naruto was shocked to find out that apparently he was now owned by Sasuke.
Meanwhile, Sakura got a camera and began filming the scene. I have to say that's probably the smartest thing she's done in this story so far.
Then Sasuke continued with, "I will not repeat myself... If you don't get away from my Naruto I will make you eat what's left of your eyebrows."
Rock Lee did as he was told and backed up a couple of steps away from Naruto, who now looked rather sad.
"But... but... Sasukeeeee I wanted to go with Lee, pretty please with those large strawberries you like on top?" Naruto begged.
Sasuke glared at Naruto before walking up to him and pulling him in the forest by his arm and saying, "Remember when we gave each other plushies of ourselves? You promised it would just be me and you!"
Naruto smirked and said, "Yeah I remember, I was just trying to press your buttons, Sasuke-sama."
Naruto added the honorific to annoy Sasuke some more.
Sasuke's glare hardened before it completely disappeared when he said, "Does the 'sama' mean that you finally accept me as your lord and master?"
Naruto's eyes widened before he hastily said, "No, umm... it means that.. I respect you?"
Sasuke shook his head before finally saying, "Whatever you say, my little kitsune."
Then before Naruto could do anything Sasuke pulled him into a rough kiss.
With Sakura...
"What's wrong Sakura? You look really sad... did you just get rejected by Sasuke?" Ino asked her so called 'enemy' Sakura.
Sakura sniffled a bit before handing Ino her camera that had the video of Sasuke claiming that Naruto was his and them kissing.
Ino watched the video with shock before saying, "Oh my gosh, this explains everything, Sasuke is gay!"
What happens next is up to you~
But now it is my sad duty (haha duty) to tell you that this story has come to an end... Thank you very much for reading and if you liked it you can check out my Bleach, Inuyasha and Akatsuki little books of crack.
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