Edwardo: Well, this was random.
Jazelina: Shut up. I didn't know how to write this properly!
Edwardo: Humph. You should've done a better job.
Jazelina: Whatever. This is another random AU. Have fun. Or something.
Disclaimer: We don't own Criminal Minds. Nor do we own the awesome idea of apple martinis. Dude was a genius.
Polo Shirts and Piercings
Everyone had always thought that Reid was a geek, nerd, dork. And, to a certain point, he was. But, little did anyone on the BAU team know, he wasn't just a boy genius. He didn't always abide by the laws, nor did he act nervous around everyone he met. He may be young, he may be shy, but he was, most definitely, dangerous.
It was another weekend where the team dragged him off to another club. He was standing in the corner, trying to hide away from all the strange people dancing like animals. He watched with interested eyes as Morgan, Penelope, and Emily danced around as Hotch and Rossi drank themselves into a comatose state.
A blonde girl, only a few inches shorter than himself, twirled herself until she was standing right next to him.
"My name is Victoria." she said, smiling up at Reid. Her eyes were a dark brown and her skin a similar shade to white. Victoria wore tight black skinny jeans and a deep magenta colored shirt that had several random rips in it. As she swayed, Reid could sometimes catch a glimpse of a black lace bra. Her right ear had twelve piercings of various sizes, shapes, and colors. Her left ear had only three on the lobe.
"Spencer." he murmured quietly, just watching her. He was in more casual clothing today, a dark blue polo shirt and khaki shorts. So why would she want someone like him?
"My place or yours?" Victoria leaned on Spencer, her eyes slightly glazed over. Spencer could smell apple martini on her breath, but he couldn't find it within himself to care.
"Mine." And so the two left. Spencer didn't say much that night, Victoria speaking enough of the two of them. The night passed in a whirlwind of haziness, Victoria's caused by alcohol and Spencer's by adrenaline.
So when Victoria woke up the next day, she was surprised to see not one, but three tattoos on the body of Spencer.
Maybe he wasn't so geeky after all.
There wasn't an awkward air between them when they were both awake in the morning. Victoria slipped out after snagging a piece of toast, smiling while mentioning about how good the night had been for her. Spencer was taken with her, but he was much more awkward during the day, unable to hide in the cover of night. He watched as she walked down the street, the vibrant colors of her clothing standing out in the almost drab surroundings.
Later that day, as the BAU team did paperwork and hung out, with Hotch joining the rest of them
for once, a blonde girl wandered toward them. With her hair pulled back into a single braid and a lime green button down shirt that conveniently covered her arms down to her elbows, Spencer almost didn't recognize Victoria. The multiple tattoos that curled around her body were all covered up either by clothes or makeup. The one thing that she hadn't changed was her epically pierced ears. That was the dead giveaway of who she was.
Victoria waltzed up to Hotch before hugging him and asking how her big brother was. While hugging him, one of her bright yellow pump-covered feet flung itself into the air. When she looked over Hotch's, her looked confused, then happy to see Spencer.
She winked before blowing him a kiss. "Last night was fun, we really should do it again sometime." she chuckled before hugging her brother close again.
Everyone was shellshocked.
Pulling up some of the courage he had last night, Spencer forced himself to smile. "Your place this time."