Ways to annoy Erica

1. Sacrifice Tyler to a moon deity

2. Kidnap Jack

3. … and tell her Hobbes send him up to the spaceship.

4. … and make sure she can't reach Hobbes when she tries to punch him

5. Be Anna. Give her parenting advice

6. After she killed Dale/ blew up the eggs/ blew up the warehouse….,leave a message on her desk saying "I know what you did last night"

7. Tell her she was accidentally impregnated by the Vs and that Tyler is part lizard

8. Be Jack. Trust Chad

9. Be Dale. Be alive

10. Be Hobbes. Pretend to be an agent and sneak into the FBI. Talk to her boss. Get a promotion

11. Offer to sacrifice Tyler to the cause

12. Send Hobbes a Valentine's day card with her name on it. Make sure it has a lot of pink hearts

13. Ask her if she ever worked with Mulder and Scully

14. … and why she and Malik Are in charge of the x files now

15. … mention how cute a couple she and Krycek made

16. Offer to call the cast of Criminal Minds and CSI to help uncover the Fifth Column

17. Tell her the humans have now opened the doors to the church of v

18. … and they're worshiping an idol of Anna

19. … and her son was proclaimed high priestess

20. Tell her Hobbes has a poster of her naked in his bedroom

21. Mutter the words "girls can't box"

22. … then duck

23. Whenever you see her asleep in her chair, with her feet on the desk, (like she was in episode 7, while they were waiting for Joshua to contact them), scream in her ear.

24. … watch her loose her balance and fall

25. … and laugh loudly, then run

26. … or just tell her Hobbes did it

27. Whenever she's taking a shower, tell her Hobbes is in the house next door with binoculars

28. Tell plenty of blonde jokes

29. … or cop jokes

30. … preferably blond cop jokes

31. … or any joke that starts with a priest, a mercenary, a lizard, and a fed…

32. Keep reminding her that Jack is a priest

33. Ask her if she ever got off the island

34. Tell her the joke about that blond cop and the driver

35. Send her a box of doughnuts

36. Steal her gun, put it in an evidence bag, and tell her you picked it up at a crime scene

37. Send Paul a copy of her phone records