"Why did nothing happen in the last 24 hours?" Matthias asked the writer.
"It's called a chapter break," Basil explained, "It'll happen a lot."
"Ugh," Matthias groaned.
"Now what?" Rose asked.
"Now," The writer said, "Go explore Disneyland."
Everyone was silent.
"Do it and eventually you all will go home," the writer added, "For now I just wanna torture small animals."
"Let's split up into groups," Martin started, "Twenty seven can't travel fast."
"Okay," Rose said, "How about Cornflower, Matthias, Veil..."
"We don't want it to be organized!" Jodd complained, "Everyone! Run madly around until there's groups!"
The groups formed as followed: Slagar... or well Chickenhound... either one..., Mattimeo, Cornflower, Baby Rollo, Rose, Cluny, Matthias, and Swartt were in one group.
Martin, Badrang, Tsarmina, Bluefen, Veil, the Doom Bunny, Basil Stag Hare, Jodd, and Breeze where in another. Korvus Skurr, his three doomwytes, Ironbeak, Mangiz, Sela, Nightshade, Gonff, and Redtooth where in the last one.
"Why is Redtooth here? He's a minor character" Cluny asked.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," The writer explained oh so clearly.
"Let's go," Martin said. The first group went to Fantasyland, the second went to Tomorrowland, and the third went to Adventureland. Let's follow the -ahem- adventure of the first group.
"What... is that?"
They all stared at Mickey Mouse. "It looks like a mouse... kinda..." Matthias said.
"It's an insult!" Rose growled.
"Let's get 'em!"
Matthias, Rose Cornflower, Mattimeo, and a bunch of random mice that suddenly appeared all lunged at Mickey Mouse. After the... beating... they got ready to go on some rides.
"Is that a castle?" Rose asked, looking at Sleeping Beauty's castle.
"IT'S CLUNY'S CASTLE!" Cluny screamed and ran into it.
"We should go after him, make sure he doesn't hurt himself..." Swartt said.
"No we shouldn't," Matthias sneered.
"Castle!" Baby Rollo called out, "Wanna go to castle!"
"Let's go," Cornflower said, "What Rollo says goes. All hail the mighty baby Rollo!"
They walked inside. It didn't look like any castle they ever knew. There were pictures on the wall with writing. It made no sense what so ever. When they got to the dark, spooky parts, Mattimeo got scared.
"MOMMY!" he cried, gripping onto Cornflower.
"Shush, I'm holding Baby Rollo," Cornflower said.
They came to the part where Sleeping Beauty is asleep. "SHE'S DEAD!" Chickenhound cried out. Baby Rollo started to cry.
"I can save her!" Swartt said, running over. "Wait... she's all flat... cardboard like... this is worse then I thought. There's nothing we can do."
"Get better!" Matthias called out as they continued.
Finally they got to the end. "Where'd Cluny go?" Mattimeo asked.
"Oh no... look." Rose pointed up. Cluny was on top of the castle, laughing like a maniac. Mainly because he is a maniac.
"Get down here!" Cornflower called out, "One way or another. Fall or come down yourself, just make it happen."
Meanwhile, the second group fared no better. "Let's go there!" Basil said, pointing to Space Mountain.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHMMMMMYYYYYYYGGGGGOOOODDDDDDD!"
The woodland creatures weren't ready for Space Mountain.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Breeze screamed.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT, BASIL!"Badrang shrieked.
"MOOOOOOMMMMMY!" Veil started to sob.
"I'M RIGHT HERE," Bluefen told her son.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" The Doom Bunny called out.
After that... incident... they realized they lost Breeze.
"I'm gonna find her!" Basil declared.
"No, I am," Jodd pushed him out of the way.
"She needs help from a real hare, not a hare who thinks he's a squirrel."
"Oh you did not just go there!"
"I just did!"
"Well I'll save her. She likes me, ya know."
"No, she likes me!"
"We'll just see about that!"
"Leave 'em," Martin said, "They'll be back before dinner I'm sure."
They kept walking.
"So, Badrang, such a weird name," Tsarmina commented.
"As if Tsarmina is the best name ever," the stoat replied.
"Huh. Hey, so what's your story?" The cat said, "Why are you 'Badrang the Tyrant'?"
"Well I was a tyrant once. Before HE came along," Badrang glared at Martin, who was not making eye contact.
"Really? Well, I was a queen until a certain mouse got in my way," she also glared at the mouse.
"Hey, uh, look, submarines," Martin pointed out, trying to change the subject.
"Don't change the subject," Badrang warned.
While all that happened, the third group was just as... antic.
"So, I was just about ready to eat, but then I realized I let the meat cook for to long," one of the doomwytes, Murig, said, "What was I gonna do, the in-laws were coming over. So I-"
"Just skip to the end," an annoyed doomwyte, Tarul, groaned, "Last sentence."
"I never saw that chicken again," Murig finished. Everyone stared at him.
"You guys bore me," the writer said, "Time to have fun."
"What?" A scared Redtooth asked.
Suddenly he was wearing a pink sparkly dress with a matching tiara.
"Hey!" He said, "This tiara doesn't go with my eyes!"
"Hey," Korvus said to Ironbeak, "Did I hear you mumble something about my doomwytes?"
"I did not say anything," Ironbeak replied, "Yer just hearin' things, you poor excuse for a raven."
"You do NOT speak to the great doomwyte like that!" Korvus replied indignatly.
"Well I'm a general," Ironbeak said, "You lived in a hole."
"All you have right now is your crow, while I have three doomwytes," The great doomwyte sneered.
"I'm much bigger then you," Ironbeak glared, "And I'm from the northlands, we're strong up there."
"Both of you stop fighting before I go mad," Gonff covered his ears.
"Okay... now its time to go back to the hotel." The writer said. Suddenly everyone was in the Disneyland Hotel.
"Now," the writer said, "Here's the roommates. Martin, Tsarmina, and Badrang all share a room. Bluefen, Cornflower, Rose, Veil, and Baby Rollo in a big room. Matthias, Slagar/Chickenhound, Mattimeo, and Swartt. Ironbeak, Mangiz, Korvus Skurr, and the Doomwytes. Gonff, Sela, Nightshade, and the Doom Bunny. Redtooth, and the hares if they come back, will share a room. Anyone I forgot sleeps outside. Ok?"
Everyone stared at the writer. What horrible matches!
"I get my own room!" Redtooth said.
"Unless the hares come back," Veil pointed out.
"Trust me, they won't."
"Hey!" Cluny exclaimed, "You forgot me!'
"Then you're going to sleep outside," the writer shrugged.
Now we're getting somewhere. Will they all rip each other to shreads or make it out of Disneyland? Wait until the next chapter to witness the mayhem as they go and explore the rest of Disneyland. And I'm telling you now, I haven't introduced all the charectors yet ;)
"The writer's talking to herself again!"