Eventually, all the creatures either went to sleep or passed out after getting tired from fighting. In the morning, the writer had more ways to torture them. Not only that, but Cluny was missing. But no one really cared.
"That's not very nice," the writer said.
"What happened to him anyway?" Swartt asked, not wanting to disappear himself.
"You'll see," the writer said.
All of the creatures gathered outside the hotel. But Korvus and Ironbeak were nowhere to be found.
"Do you know where the great doomwyte is?" Tarul, a doomwyte, asked Mangiz.
"General Ironbeak and Korvus probably killed each other by now," came the crow's reply.
Suddenly the two ravens appeared, both about to strike each other.
"Ack! How'd we get here?" Ironbeak cawed.
"Do ravens caw?" Swartt asked.
"Stop asking questions!" The writer said, "Let's just make you guys go to Disneyland."
"I don't WANT to go to Disneyland," Mattimeo grumbled.
"Don't complain!" Cornflower scolded, "Or I'll make you go to Magic Mountain after all this is over."
"NOOOOOO!" the young mouse shrieked, "I'll be good!"
"Let's go!" The writer said. Suddenly everyone was in front of the entrance to It's a Small World.
"Kill... me... now..." Everyone said.
"This looks scary!" Chickenhound hid behind Sela.
"It is scary," Gonff said, "The scariest ride in the whole park."
"You must all go on it. Mwhahahahaha!" The writer started coughing.
On the boats, mayhem was bound to happen. Tsarmina was trembling in her cloak, terrified of the shallow water the boats floated in. Badrang sat next to her awkwardly. At one point a little water splashed up at her. She screamed and grabbed onto Badrang. After seeing what she did, she moved to the other side of the boat. The birds all flew away, trying to save themselves from the never ending song. Veil was sobbing. Mattimeo whined the whole way.
"Look!" Rose said, "We're in Peru! Look at those llamas! Now we're in Hawaii! Oh, now we're in London! Now we're in-"
"WE GET IT!" Martin stopped her.
When the ride was over, Baby Rollo was singing.
"It's a small world after all!
It's a small world after all!
It's a small world after all!
It's a small small small world.
It's a world of laughter a world of tears
A world of hope-"
"That this song will end," Mattimeo interupted. This made Rollo start to cry.
"Mattimeo!" Cornflower said, cuddling the little vole, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
She stormed off to find something to cheer Rollo up. The rest of the group continued on.
Finally they got to Space Mountain. They found the three hares emerge out of the exit.
"We found her!" Basil announced.
"I found you two hugging each other and sobbing," Breeze said, "You were afraid of the dark."
"I don't know what you're talking about," Jodd said.
"Whatever," the writer said, "Just keep going."
"Why are we doing this?" Swartt asked, "What's the plot? Or the reason? Or-"
"For the LAST time, stop asking questions!" The writer said, "Just for that, you have to go back on It's a Small World."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
All the creatures, except Swartt who was trying to run away from the writer, continued on through the park.
"Look! There's giant teacups!" Matthias pointed out.
"They look like they spin around by themselves," Nightshade said, "That's weird."
"They're magical!" Gonff said.
They got on the magical spinning teacups to see what would happen. Rose started screaming and tried to clutch Martin, but accidently grabbed Matthias. This led Martin to get angry with Matthias, and started kicking him. In another cup, Veil was clutching the sides for dear life while his mother and father hid on the floor. Slagar was screaming his head off... but Chickenhound enjoyed it. Mattimeo stared at him the whole time. The hares were the only ones who enjoyed it.
"That was torture," Sela said.
Tsarmina ran to a trash can and vomited. Jodd, Basil and Breeze got on again while the rest of them watched in horror.
"Let's just get out of here," Martin said.
"No, you guys need to go find Cornflower and Baby Rollo," the writer said, "And Cluny. Maybe."
"Why are people disappearing?" Swartt asked.
The writer glared at the weasel and-
"I'm a ferret," he corrected.
"Finally you say something that's not a question!" The writer said.
"...what?"
"UGH!"
Duct tape appeared over Swartt's mouth.
"Any further questions?"
No one, except Swartt who made a few annoyed grunts, answered. They kept walking, until they entered New Orleans Square. They found baby Rollo alone, sitting by the entrance to Pirates of the Carribean.
"Where's Cornflower?" Matthias asked.
Baby Rollo giggled and bounced, pointing to the Pirates of the Carribean.
"She's in there!" Matthias announced. Rose scooped the little bankvole up and the crowd went inside. Martin, Rose, Badrang, Swartt (who still had the duct tape), Bluefen, Veil, Tsarmina, and Slagar got in one boat. Sela, Redtooth, Mangiz, Korvus, Ironbeak, Nightshade, and the doomwytes got in another. And the rest, the writer is too lazy to name them, got on the third.
Baby Rollo was on Rose's lap. Tsarmina and Badrang sat on opposite ends of the boat. None of the creatures had any idea what they were doing.
"So how do we sail these boats?" Gonff asked, "I see no sails or paddles of any kind."
Suddenly the boats lurched forward, and they were on their way. "Let's find Cornflower!" Matthias called out.
"That's why we're here?" Veil asked, "I don't trust mousemaids. I died saving Bryony, so count me out."
He dove into the water, trying to swim. "Help!" He called, "I just remembered that I can't swim!"
"You thought that through clearly," Slagar sneered as the boat went by the ferret.
"No! Veeiiil!" Bluefen cried out. But the boats did not stop.
"Don't worry," Rose said, "He'll be okay."
"How do you know?" Bluefen sniffed.
"I assume he'll realize the water's waist high sooner or later," Rose said.
"Oh... but... what if he doesn't? He is Swartt's son after all! Veil! I'm coming for you!" The ferretmother cried. Swartt grunted at the insult, still unable to talk.
"AH! DON'T!" Tsarmina held the ferret back, "THE WATER WILL EAT YOU!"
Everyone stared at her. She looked away, trying not to get seasick.
"If only there was an otter here!" Bluefen, "The writer is mean and only put mice, hares, stoats, ferrets, rats, birds, a badger, three foxes, and a cat."
"FOUR! THERE ARE FOUR FOXES!" Slagar corrected.
"Yes... there's three foxes."
"Well... I haven't read all the books and so far there's no epic characters I like that are otters, squirrels, weasels, hedgehogs, or moles," the writer said, "But I guess I'll put an otter in."
"No!" Matthias pleaded, "No more characters!"
Suddenly Skipper appeared next to Matthias.
"Which Skipper?" Matthias asked.
The writer was silent.
"Um................... Warthorn."
"Sure..." Warthorn said, "Can someone tell me what I'm doing here? I was in the middle of making a Souffle, and if it collapses, I will be very upset."
"This ride hasn't done anything for awhile," Sela said.
Suddenly they went down a slope (I don't care if this isn't what the ride really does in order). They all screamed, and Tsarmina almost had a nervous breakdown when a drop of water touched her cheek.
Suddenly there were a bunch of singing pirates. Without warning, Cap'n Tramun Josiah Cuttlefish Clogg (Best name ever!!!) jumped out suddenly from behind a rock.
"AHOY ME HEARTIES!!!!"
He jumped on the boat and landed on Badrang's lap.
"GET OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Badrang shrieked.
"Calm down," the writer said, "Or you'll explode."
"WHAT? GET THIS beepING OAF OFF OF ME THIS MOMENT OR I'LL-"
He fell asleep.
"It's his nap time," Clogg explained, and got into the seat next to him.
After the ride, they still had not found Cornflower (or Cluny, but no one cared about him). And to top that off, Veil was lost too. Warthorn was too lazy to go get him.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me," Baby Rollo began to sing. Everyone either ran away or ducked for cover. Then Clogg and Rollo sang together:
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho."
"Clogg, you shouldn't teach this song to a baby," Rose scolded.
Everyone came back.
"Let's go find Cornflower," Matthias said.
"And Veil!" Bluefen said. No one replied.
They all split up into groups and searched the park. But they didn't find them. Bluefen and Warthorn looked all through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, but didn't find anyone. It turned to night, and they had to go back to the hotel.
"Now, you guys are going to the Tropicana Inn, where a bunch of the most destructive forces on the planet are. Hyper middle school band students."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEEEP!!!!"
They all appeared in the inn. It was chaos. In Matthias, Mattimeo, and Slagar's room, there was a nerdy band student practicing his annoying electric violin, flute, and piano at the same time he was doing his algebra homework. The pool was full of them, yelling and screaming, and jumping off roofs, half of which landed in the pool. They played loud rap music, and no one was able to sleep. Except Slagar. But Chickenhound was wide awake. Finally, they had to resort to violence.
They all ran at the kids with swords, daggers, and very sharp paper, because paper cuts are painful.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"MOOOOMMMY!!!"
"AHHH! CHAPERONE!!!"
"MR. A!!!! HEELPPP!"
Finally they were corralled into their rooms and forced to sleep. The creatures could go sleep now.
Bwhahahahahaha! Three characters are missing. And three will die. Oooh!!! What will happen? By the way, don't ask about the middle schoolers thing. Long story.