Hm... there's too many villains. Not enough good characters... but I also need more villains... hmmm... there's too many birds...

Matthias: No! No more characters!

Shut up, remember what I told you in the first chapter?

Matthias: No!

I'm taking away your privileges to talk. Anyway, I need more heroes...

Matthias made angry grunting sounds and left.

Also, maybe I should kill someone in this chapter... that sounds morbid, but I do have to keep up that whole 'three of you will die' business. Hm... go ahead and vote for who you want to die. I may or may not consider it, you can never tell with writers ;) Also...

Kelaiah: Go ahead and draw that picture ;) I wanna see it. (sorry it took me so long)

Please excuse the lateness of this chapter. My computer's been having a couple issues,and I've been too lazy. But I have a lot of the chapters now so I guess I'll upload them all at once to make up for it.

"Owww my head!" Badrang woke up on the couch in the lobby with a throbbing pain in his skull, "What happened last night?"

"Nothin' out of the ordinary," Martin sneered.

"Shuddup," the stoat growled, "Ugh, where's that Clogg?"

There was a scream as Rose opened a closet and a sleeping Tramun Clogg came falling out on top of her. It took the combined efforts of Martin, Matthias, and Basil to get him off of her. Of course, Clogg was still asleep. They pushed him under the couch and were done.

Meanwhile, Baby Rollo sat outside the hotel in the grass. He giggled. You had to be as small as him to squeeze through that window. He toddled around, looking for something to do. Never leave a very smart toddler bankvole alone. He found what looked like a rabbit hole. He was just small enough to squirm through it.

Cornflower and Matthias were rushing around the room where Rollo made his escape. Mattimeo was nowhere to be seen, but his parents were busy with the Rollo problem. Warthorn took Rose and Martin and they looked for Lady Amber. But it wasn't too successful.

"What will we do?" Cornflower was terrified.

Matthias was silent and glared at the mean writer.

"The window's open!" Cornflower shrieked, "He was kidnapped!"

Matthias then spotted the bankvole crawling into the rabbit hole. Of course, he couldn't say anything. He made odd squeaks and large gestures, but Cornflower only looked at him like he had two heads and backed away slowly before fleeing out the door.

They didn't realize there was a huge battle going on on the roof.

"Why did you say 'on' twice?" Swartt asked.

"..." The writer explained.

"Was it a typo?"

"STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!" The writer roared.

Anyway, Korvus and Ironbeak were having a birdfight. (Wait... according to the top part, it's morning, but now it's the same night... NO ONE CARES!!!) Mangiz and the Doomwytes (hehe it still sounds like a rockband) were watching from a distance. They were a bundle of black feathers and beaks, trying to scratch each other with beaks or talons. Overall, the other birds thought it was hilarious.

"We do not!" Tarul said, "This is annoying!"

The writer ignored him. The writer had writer's block, so she decided to introduce more characters. Somewhere in the lobby below, Matthias suddenly got a chill.

Stryk Redkite swooped down in front of the two fighting ravens. Ironbeak shrieked, threw

Korvus off of him, and hid behind Mangiz, who was looking at him strangely. Korvus laughed until the otter Zaran the Black came up behind him. He made a 'meep' sound and flew behind his doomwytes.

"Why did you just make our enemies come?" Ironbeak asked the writer.

"I thought it would make things more interesting," the writer answered.

"I'm not sure what's going on..." Stryk said.

"I was in the middle of my aerobic class!" Zaran growled.

At that moment, Korvus and Ironbeak flew down in a frenzy and through the window into the lobby. Mangiz and the doomwytes (hehe) followed. The otter and the kite shrugged and walked into the hotel through the front door.

In the kitchen, Breeze was making another stew. She tasted some in her wooden spoon.

"Hm... needs more cheese," she said to herself, "And tomato."

"Cheese and tomato?" Dotti commented, sitting on a chair, filing her nails, "That sounds absolutely discusting.

"Mind your own %#$%*#!% business!" The haremaid shouted, throwing some stew at Dotti's head with her spoon. Cornflower happened to be walking by at that moment.

"Breeze, come with me, I have to wash your mouth out. Ugh, kids these days," the mousemaid pulled Breeze by her long ear into the bathroom with the bad smelling soap.

"Technically, I'm older then you!" Breeze complained, "I'm in earlier books then you!"

"No need to brag," Cornflower said, "I know."

"But-"

Suddenly all of the creatures were back in Disneyland, because the writer wants to hurry this up a little. They all stood in Tomorrowland, in front of the Matterhorn where they had crashed.

"How long is this story going to be?" Tsarmina asked.

"I don't know... but there will be a sequel," the writer said. Everybeast groaned.

Breeze spat out the soap. Chickenhound tried to run away to go find Slagar and see if he was still alive, but Sela held him back.

"Hey, I'm getting tired of this," Mattimeo whispered to Veil.

"Ugh, tell me about it. At least you didn't almost drown!" the ferret whispered back harshly.

"Let's go see if we can find a way out of this dump," Mattimeo suggested.

"Why should I go with you?" Veil was beginning to dislike the little mouse.

"Because... you agreed with me," Mattimeo said.

"Whatever, anything to get away from mom. She's been bugging me lately."

"Oh Veil!" Bluefen called, "Did you remember to change your My Little Pony underpants this morning?"

"Yeah, let's go... NOW!" Veil grabbed Mattimeo and they sneaked away, unseen by any of the adults (is Veil an adult or a teenager? I don't know, it's been awhile... so don't hurt me please). Chickenhound saw them, and since Chickenhound is younger and Slagar is more of an older version, he decided to join them.

"No," Mattimeo said, "Just... no!"

"I'm coming with you to find Slagar!" Chickenhound said.

"No!" Veil growled.

"Yep, let's go, pals!" the fox dragged them along with him.

"NO!" both of them shouted. Somehow, the rest of the animals did not hear them.

Of course, Chickenhound has never been sane, so he thought Veil and Mattimeo were like his best friends. Reluctantly, they followed him as they looked for an escape route. The writer just chuckled at their desperate and useless attempts.

"The plane!" Mattimeo pointed to the wreck at the top of the Matterhorn.

"What about it?" Veil grunted.

"If we somehow fix it, then we can just fly out of here!" Mattimeo started to run towards the Matterhorn.

"This isn't gonna work," Veil said, but followed him anyway. Chickenhound followed only so he wouldn't be left behind by his 'friends'.

"How exactly do you propose to fix a plane wreck?" Veil asked as they climbed up the fake mountain.

"I'll figure something out, heroes in books always do!" Mattimeo said.

Veil grunted at the word 'heroes'. "You do realize you're with a ferret and a fox, right? We always seem to mess things up for you 'woodlanders'."

"Well if I have to, I can push you two off the mountain," Mattimeo said.

"Not if I push you first!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Oh, I will!"

Before any physical fighting began, they reached to plane. Chickenhound was tired and flopped on the ground, instantly beginning to snore.

"Well, Mr. Hero, let's see you get that metal junk into the air," Veil sneered, leaning against a rock.

"Hey, you're gonna help," Mattimeo said, "Or you're not going to come in it!"

Veil groaned and began to work. Frankly, that had no idea whatsoever what the heck they were doing. Neither of them were about to admit it though.

"This thingy looks like it exploded," Veil said, pointing to the engine.

"Ah, it doesn't look important. Toss it out," Mattimeo replied.

Veil threw the busted engine off the mountain. It hit someone in the head, but no one cared.

"I didn't tell you to throw it off!" Mattimeo said.

"You said 'toss it out', so I did!" Veil told him.

"Well we might have been able to use it for spare parts," Mattimeo glared.

"Why do you think your so smart?" Veil grunted, "All I know is that your a stuck up little brat who's spoiled by his warrior father and the rest of those stupid Redwallers."

Mattimeo drew a dagger which suddenly appeared in his belt. "Would you care to repeat that?"

"You're deaf now too, eh?" Veil suddenly was holding a dagger too.

"RUTABAGA!" Chickenhound cried out in his sleep.

The young mouse and ferret were about to lunge at each other, but then the wrecked plane slowly creaked. It unbalanced the ground they stood on and so it collapsed, sending Veil, Mattimeo, and Chickenhound falling into the Matterhorn.

"POTATOOOOOOOOO!" Chickenhound cried out as he fell, still asleep.

Meanwhile, the rest of the creatures were ignorant of those events.

"We need to focus on finding Gonff, Rollo, Lady Amber, and Redtooth," Martin said.

"Stryk and Skarlath can go scout something out," Breeze said, "If they want to."

Both being characters introduced later, they were confused.

"Um... sure," Stryk said.

"Whatever," Skarlath said.

The rest of the birds were trying to keep a low profile so they wouldn't be seen. None of them wanted to go scout out, especially because Stryk was known to have killed Ironbeak. The fact that there were seven ravens was making them nervous, because they all thought Stryk had something against ravens.

Meanwhile (my overused word), Baby Rollo was crawling through the tunnel. It became steeper and steeper until he could actually slide down it. He landed in some kind of water. It was deep, but because the writer is too lazy to make this realistic, he managed to swim to the shore. It was very dark. He then heard strange hissing.

"Ssssorry, my lord, they esssscaped," a voice said. Rollo didn't know it, but it was Baliss.

"And where is that fool, Asmodeus?" Another voice, which sounded ridiculously childish, but you could tell it was from an adult, said.

"Asssmodeussss doesssn't want to ssserve you," Baliss said, "He sssaid he ssserved no one but himssself."

"PLEASE stop the hissing, it's driving me mad!" The voice growled.

"Pleassse, let me try again. I sssmelled sssome raven which I vowed to kill one day, now isss my chance," Baliss hissed, remembering the scent of Korvus.

"I don't care, and STOP hissing," the voice said, "But I would like you to attack them once more. And if you spot that Asmodeus, please attack him, he might spoil my plans. Go away, I have important business to attend to."

"You mean your barbie dollsss?" Baliss asked.

"NO! Get moving!!!" The voice was angry. The giant snake hissed as he slithered away.

Rollo sat there, not understanding anything, but wasn't crying. He was smart for a baby, so he started to crawl around, looking for a way out.

"Oooh, Ken, I knew you were coming," the voice said in a girly voice.

"Don't worry, baby, I brought the donuts," it said in a deeper voice.

"Ohhhh kiss me now!!!"

"You look so hot right now, Barbie."

"MARRY ME, KEN! RIGHT NOW!"

"The wedding's in five minutes!"

"I NEED MY TWENTY WEDDING DRESSES!"

"Oh snap," the voice said in the normal tone, "Where's my other dolls? I need their guests!"

Rollo ignored the strange voice. He stumbled over something.

"Huh? Who's there?" The voice said.

It was pitchblack, so Rollo had no idea where the voice was coming from. He tried to crawl away, but was caught in something's arms.

"Gotcha!"

As that was happening, Veil opened his eyes. Where was he? It seemed to be a cave or tunnel... but a shaft of light was coming from above. They were in the mountain.

"Ugh... uh... wha? Mattimeo? Where are you? ...are you alive? If not, please speak up."

He got to his paws. All he saw was the wrecked plane. It was a long drop. Had they survived the fall? He didn't exactly care whether or not Mattimeo lived, as mean as that sounds, because the mouse had really ticked him off. He wasn't too fond of Chickenhound either, but he didn't want to be alone.

"Chickenhound? Mattimeo? Um... anyone at all?"

Suddenly he heard some kind of roaring. He shrieked and fled the other way. He ran through the rocky tunnel, ignoring some sort of metal track in it. Then he suddenly fell when the floor gave in. He did not know where he was. It was very dark.

At the same time, Mattimeo was fighting his way out form under the plane. He squeezed out form under the collapsed wing, dragging with him an unconsious Chickenhound (which is strange, because Mattimeo's enemy is Slagar and they're the same fox... oh well).

"Where's that Veil? Hm, can't say I miss him. Jeez, wake up, Chickenhound."

He heard the roar. But he didn't run. He preferred to see what it was. Leaving the fox, he went to go investigate. He came upon a strange creature, with red eyes and shaggy white fur. It roared, but Mattimeo wasn't scared.

"Cmon kid, ya know the drill, you are supposed to scream," it said.

"Sorry, I'm not familiar with these rules," Mattimeo said.

"Ugh, we have to go over this don't we? Okay, when I roar, you scream, and-"

"Wait, I'm just passing by, I won't bother you," Mattimeo said.

"I can't know that for sure," the monster said, "I"m just a yeti, but I have to try to maintain the law, yes?"

"Well, yeah, but I won't bother you again," Mattimeo said, trying to get away but not angering the yeti.

"You know, people just go all willy-nilly, saying 'oh look, it's a cute little yeti!' and I'm trying to maintain the law of the Matterhorn, trying to be scary, and I just can't do it!" The yeti broke down into tears.

"Aw, it'll be okay," Mattimeo assured him, "Just work on your scare tactics. Threaten them, or start singing 'It's a Small World'."

"That would violate the laws of Disneyland!" The yeti shrieked, "I cannot sing a song from another ride! That violates code B54.2 of the Disneyland Ride Code."

"I have no idea what you just said," Mattimeo said, "But I have to go."

The yeti began to sob again. "Why do people not respect me?"

Mattimeo sighed. He really didn't have time for this.

"Um, I really gotta go..."

The yeti howled. Mattimeo sighed and sat down, trying to comfort him.

Meanwhile, Rollo bit the thing's hand.

"OW! You didn't have to bite me!" It shrieked.

Rollo crawled away, and found a small shaft of light. He peered through it. He couldn't see much, but he did see a raven he recognized walking by. Rollo made a small squeak, and the raven, who was Frang, heard him. He was frightened and ran away, screaming.

"What's wrong this time?" An annoyed Tarul grunted.

"I heard a sound! Over there!" Frang motioned towards Rollo, whom he did not see.

"You're imaging it," Tarul said.

"How do you know?!" Frang glared, "You weren't there!"

While they were arguing, Murig went and looked at the spot Frang had indicated.

"I don't see anything," He said.

Rollo made another squeak. Murig wasn't taken by surprise, and looked closer.

"Oh my God it's-"

Constance appeared out of nowhere next to him. He remembered that she said she'd kill the next creature to say that. Murig gulped and flew away. Then Constance got down and looked.

"It's Rollo!" She said, "Stand back, Rollo!"

She punched through the wall and retrieved the bankvole.

"Wow," Cornflower said, walking up, "What's that place?"

"YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO FIGURE IT OUT TO LATER!" The writer boomed, "WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO CHEAT!!??"

"This is a really stupid story," Breeze commented.

"You just realized this?" Dotti sneered.

Somewhere else, Baliss was slithering through the park. He caught smell of Asmodeus.

"You there!" Baliss called out.

"How do you sssee me?" Asmodeus asked, "You're blind."

"Sssshut up," Baliss replied, "You know to much about the plansss. Either join usss or you're our enemy."

"This is no way to ssspeak to your eldersss," Asmodeus hissed, "I'm your ancessstor, remember?"

"I don't care!" Baliss hissed.

"Does Uncle Asssmodeusss have to teach you sssome mannersss?" He reared up, ready to strike.

Questions but no answers pop out. Who is this 'Master'? Why does he not trust Asmodeus? Where are Redtooth, Gonff, and Amber? Will Rollo make it out? How long will my readers be able to stand it until I finally answer these questions and bring back the missing people? How long will this stupid story go on? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

Coming up:

-Epic adder fight

-A depressed yeti gets therapy

-The creatures loose control and can't stand each other much longer

-Breeze and Dotti have a fight to the death (that can't be good)

-Redtooth returns... kinda

-Sela finds her long lost... I won't tell you

-The grossest buffet ever

For the record, it's really annoying to type the hissing of the adders. And this chapter I was reluctant to post because I don't really like it, so please be kind :)