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Penname: Jburdick

Original or Derivative (fanfiction): DERIVATIVE

Rating/Warning(s)/Note(s): M

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Prompt: Binding Blurb: Write a blurb or a short entry, no more than 500 words on the following topic: Virtue

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"Come on Bells, you can't be serious." Emmett complained, trying to make a run for it. I could hear Edward laughing from the kitchen.

"As a heart attack Emmers. We made a deal, time to pay up!" I gripped his sleeve and dragged him toward the stairs against his will.

"That was fifteen years ago! This is ridiculous!" He twisted and tried to break my grasp, No dice-I had the death grip going. "Come on, it's not even my place, she's your kid!"

"You are her Uncle, Emmett! She loves you, looks up to you, and plus-like I have already pointed out, YOU PROMISED!" I said loudly enunciating each syllable.

Edward walked into the room and leaned his shoulder into the door jam of the kitchen. "She's right, and you know it, Em." He laughed.

"Come on, Bro, we're supposed to be best friends, how can you let her make me do this?" Emmett threw his arms up in frustration.

"Because she's your sister and unfortunately your blood connection kinda overrules our BFF status." Edward shrugged, not looking at all sorry. "Sorry, man."

Emmett looked up the stairs then back at me, then to Edward, then back up the stairs again. "Don't even try to escape, you won't get far." I warned.

"I bet your wishing you had never wanted that candy bar now, eh, Em?" Edward giggled again, looking absolutely cute doing it.

Edward, Emmett and I all grew up together. Did everything together. One day during one of our adventures we all went to get snickers at the gas station on the corner. They only had two left. Edward and I were always the fastest, so of course, we snagged them. Unfortunately for Emmett he wanted it bad enough that he crossed his heart and swore to tell out first born child all about the birds and bee's and if it was a girl, to not let any man steal away her virtue until marriage.

I'm sure at the time he thought I would forget or that I wouldn't have taken him seriously, but considering I am all for not having to be involved in awkward conversations, I held on to that little tidbit like my life depended on it.

My little girl just turned thirteen this week. And now Emmett hates me. He was complaining to me that he didn't want to sound like a pervert, but I knew his tactics, he was trying to make me fold under pressure and give in, letting him off the hook.

Sooo not going to happen.

With a defeated sigh Emmett shot one more hopeful glance to Edward, who just shook his head at him.

There was a soft knock on her bedroom door, then Emmett's voice floated down the stairs, making me giggle.

"Hey sweetie…So…I'm here to talk about your, uh…virtue." Emmett stuttered.

"Oh my god…this cannot be happening.." Lizzie whined, sounding muffled, I could just see her face buried in her hands.

"You see….when a boy likes a girl, or rather…when he wants to…wait. Shi-oot. Once there were these birds, see? Then these Bee's came…and the birds, they had to protect there nest, cant just let anyone go and, ya know….pollinate…."

Edward and I were doubled over in laughter, Oh we would never let him live this one down. Ever!

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