"Soooooooooomewheeeeeeeeere over the raaaainbow, waaaaaaaaaay up hiiiiiiiiigh!!!" Veil screeched, trying to sing. Mattimeo covered his ears.

"WHY ARE YOU SINGING!" He demanded.

"'CAUSE I'M BORED!" Veil answered. They were still trapped in the hole.

"There's gotta be a way out," Mattimeo said, "Maybe we can....... um......."

They heard Chickenhound snoring up above. "We should try to wake him up," Veil said, "Then he'll do... something."

They decided it was better then nothing. Both of them started screaming at the top of their lungs. Frank came running in, seeing the two.

"Hey mousey!" He said, "Who's your friend?"

"Can you help up out here?" Mattimeo asked.

The yeti started to sob.

"Ugh... what's wrong with you?" Veil growled.

The yeti sobbed even harder.

"Why are you crying?" Mattimeo asked.

"BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!" Frank cried.

"This is Veil. Now, Frank please help us out here!"

"Hi, Veil, nice to meet you, Ma'am," Frank held out a hand to shake.

"I'm a boy," Veil corrected, scowling.

"Veil's a girl's name!" Frank said.

Veil pouted. Mattimeo was still desperate. "Frank, you're tall, you can just lift us out of here!"

"Wait, I'm late for an appointment," Frank said, "I'll talk to you later. Don't worry, I'll be back in five days."

"What? Five days! Get back here!" Mattimeo called out, but Frank was already gone.

"Wonderful. Just wonderful," Veil groaned, "Of all the puny, wimpy mice I could be stuck with, it had to be the spoiled Mattimeo, didn't it? Did I mention you have a really long, stupid name?"

"It stands for Matthias Methesulah Mortimer!" Mattimeo growled, "Named for my father and two mice of Redwall who died. It's honorable, although a ferret like you would never know honor."

".....hm, did you say something?" Veil looked up, "I was spacing out. All I heard was Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Ferret Blah Blah Blah honor. Are you saying I have no honor?"

"You are just vermin," Mattimeo said.

"That's racist," the writer murmured.

"Shut up," Veil said to Mattimeo, "I'm bigger then you, I could kill you right now."

"Don't be violent," Mattimeo said, "This is the reason why you died, remember?"

"Shut up!!" Veil yelled again.

Just then Chickenhound woke up. He groaned. "Mommy, five more minutes!!!"

"Chickenhound!" Mattimeo called out, "C'mon, help us out here!"

Chickenhound blinked then looked inside the hole.

"Oh, it's you guys!" Chickenhound said, "I thought the voices were talking to me again! Hey, I'm gonna go get a smoothie, either of you want one?"

"Strawberry banana!" Veil said.

Mattimeo gave him a look. "Can't you help us out of here first?" He said to Chickenhound.

"I'll get you one too, Matti," Chickenhound said, then walked off.

Meanwhile, the creatures were still fighting at Captain Kidds.

"Captain CLOGG'S!" Cloggs reminded the writer.

Then Badrang hurdled a creampuff-like-thing at Clogg. A food fight broke out. And this is worse then most food fights. This isn't even a food fight. It's a food-like-substance war! Soggy pizza topped was thrust into many faces. A strange soup that was even more foul then anything Breeze could have cooked up ("HEY!" Breeze shouted) was thrown onto many heads. Many feet slipped on salad with jello in it, or jello with salad in it. Orange chicken that tasted of cardboard rained down upon many creatures. And don't ask about the hard-as-a-rock chicken.

The writer wasn't sure where to go from here, so she decided to see what will happen if Nightshade has another vision.

"Why does she get all the visions?" Mangiz asked, "I'm a seer too!"

"Fine," the writer said. Suddenly Mangiz had a vision of the writer beating him up.

Nightshade fainted in the middle of throwing pizza at somebeast's head. It slipped from her paw and her head crashed against the floor.

"I don't think she's breathing," Sela said.

"Someone should give CPR," Swartt suggested.

"Okay, go ahead," Sela told him.

"You do it! She's your sister!"

"What, are you crazy?"

"DOOOOOOM!" The Doom Bunny shouted, insulted that he had not been mentioned in the last few chapters.

"SELA!" Nightshade jumped to her feet and pointed at the vixen, "We have a younger brother!"

"Um... who? Do I even want to know?" Sela asked.

"GRODDIL!" Nightshade shouted.

"Groddil?" Sela looked at her strangely, "Isn't he in Lord Brocktree or something?"

"Yeah."

"Which is takes place first chronologically."

"Yeah."

"So how is he our younger brother if he was in earlier books then both of us, and his supposed parents?"

Before Nightshade could give her detailed response about the fabrics of existence and the illusion of time and space and the connection of past and present and future, they were all in Disneyland again.

"I'm gonna go find Matti!" Matthias declared.

"Me too!" Cornflower stood beside him.

"I'm finding my little Veil!" Bluefen said. She pulled Swartt over with her. "He is too!"

"Sela, Chickenhound is my nephew. We should help," Nightshade told her sister. Sela grunted.

"I'M GONNA GO GET ME SOME TACOS!" Cluny suddenly shouted.

"...why?" Rose shook her head.

"YOU WANT A TACO?" He asked, "OOOH NO I WANT A TURKEY LEG!"

"Please ignore him," Matthias said, "He's having another one of his moments."

Cornflower, Matthias, Bluefen, Swartt, and the twin vixens all went to go search for the lost young ones. Suddenly, another paper floated down. Bluefen reached up and caught it.

"It says, 'They're in the Matterhorn'," she read.

"NO! I DROPPED ANOTHER NOTE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW!" The writer cried out.

They ran towards the Matterhorn. "Where's the plane?!" Cornflower asked, seeing the huge hole.

"Let's go see," Matthias said.

Inside, the two young creatures were starting to get used to each other.

"I'm... uh... sorry..." Veil said.

"Me too..." Mattimeo replied.

"So, uh, maybe we can try to be... friends?" Veil asked, "No use fighting if we're stuck like this.

"Sure..." Mattimeo said.

They shook paws just as their parents came rushing in.

"Veil!" Bluefen cried, reaching out to grab her son's paw.

"Matti!" Matthias pulled his son up.

As they were walking back to the group, Mattimeo was confessing to his father. "I'm sorry, daddy for running away. I was so scared! And I was with that ferret!"

"Son, don't be scared, that's sissy," the comforting father said, "And next time you're alone with vermin, don't hesitate to drop a giant object on their head."

"I wish I was like you," Mattimeo said.

"I should train you then" Matthias said.

"Huh?"

No I do not own the following song.

"Let's get down to business

To defeat the rats

Did she give me a daughter

When I asked for a son

You're the saddest mouse

I've ever met

But you can bet

Before we're through

Mister, I'll make a man

Out of you!" Matthias sang.

He began to show Mattimeo how to hold a sword and swing the air, leaving marks of a tree trunk until it fell.

"Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale

pathetic mouse

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man

out of you"

He began to prance around like a ballerina.

(Be a man)

We must be swift as

the coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force

of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength

of a raging fire

Mysterious as the

dark side of the moon"

"Matthias, STOP SINGING!" Cornflower begged.

Anyway, enough of that.

"You guys can have a choice," the writer said one all of them were back together, "You can either go and find your friends, go on rides, or stay here and get eaten by snakes."

They were all silent.

"...rides it is then."

Suddenly, each and every one of then were on Autopia, that one car ride in Tomorrowland.

"Okay, Swartt, don't drive to fast, Veil is in the back in his car seat, he's tired from his second disappearance," Bluefen told her husband.

"Why is Rollo driving me?" Bryony asked, "I demand to call my insurance agent!"

"Hey, baby, want a ride?" Basil offered Breeze, who stood outside the car. Jodd was in the passenger seat and Dotti was in the back (do these cars even have backseats? ...they do now).

"Hey Rose," Martin said, "I'm glad to have a cute girl in my passenger seat."

"Why, thanks Martin!" Cornflower blushed. Martin was taken aback.

"I thought you were, uh..."

Rose and Matthias were in the car behind them. Both of them were furious. The ride itself was uneventful, until SOMEBODY (the writer glared at Badrang and Cluny, who were in the same car) decided to turn this into a destruction derby.

After they got off... and out of the wreckage which is too violent to go into, Martin decided to make it up to Rose by surprising her with a kiss. He ran up to her and kissed her, then recoiled when he realized it was Cornflower. Rose gasped, then in rage, grabbed Matthias and kissed him to get even. Then Matthias and Martin began to fight and Cornflower and Rose were having a slap fight.

In the chaos, Jodd and Basil kissed Dotti. Breeze was very jealous. She kicked Dotti and then kissed both of the hares. Dotti got up and pounced on Breeze, and once again a cat fight began. Basil didn't want them to beat each other up and make the other one less pretty, so he jump kicked them both. "I KNOW KUNG-FU!" He shouted.

The rest of them backed away slowly.

Meanwhile, Chickenhound was walking through the Indiana Jones ride on foot. He came to the rope bridge. On a rock jutting out of the side, he saw the mask of Slagar hanging. He sighed and began to slowly climb down the side. He grabbed the mask.

"I'VE MISSED YOU SLAGAR!" He sobbed. He put the mask on.

"I'm okay!" Slagar said, "I missed you too!" The mask came off.

"Never scare me like that again!" He put the mask on. Before he could say anything, he lost his grip on the side and began to fall.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cough cough*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Assssmodeusssss," the giant adder hissed as he slithered through the park. Then he spotted the group of creatures fighting. "I'm gonna have an early meal tonight," he said, "But a feassst."

"Snake!" Rollo giggled.

Bluefen, who was holding him, looked over.

"SNAKE!" She screamed. All of the creatures ran, except for Martin, Matthias, Rose, and Cornflower, who were way too into their fight.

At the sight of Matthias, Asmodeus almost fled. But he saw that he did not hold the sword, but some other mouse who seemed to be stupider and a worse fighter (what a dumb snake).

"LOOK OUT!" Cornflower called, then she and Rose fled for cover. But Martin and Matthias did not notice. They continued fighting and wrestling.

"EULALIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Someone suddenly cried out.

Sunflash ran up and whacked Asmodeus with his mace with an audible crack. This sent the adder running away. Constance ran up beside him.

"Hey there, it's been awhile since I've seen any cute badgers," Constance said.

"What about Orlando the Axe?" Cornflower asked her.

"He's okay, but Sunflash here is hot," Constance said. Everybeast backed away.

"Why aren't you saying anything?" Matthias asked Sunflash.

"Unohdin kuinka puhua Englanti," Sunflash said.

"What did he say?" Skarlath asked, perching on his friend's shoulder.

"He forgot how to speak English," Mangiz translated.

Then Sunflash caught sight of Swartt. "Yo te mato! Yo mato a toda tu familia estúpido hurón! Primero voy a romper, entonces voy a hacer cosas muy malas!!!"

"WHAT did he say?" Swartt asked.

"Um... he said he was glad to see you and he hopes that you can be friends," Mangiz said. Sunflash hit the crow with his mace. "Say it línea derecha estúpida"

"He gave you multiple death threats," Mangiz said, trying to fly out of reach of the mace.

"Hey guys," Tsarmina said, "I see another piece of paper falling down!"

She grabbed it. "It says, 'Haha, you idiots though that you could advance in the plot here? If only you knew that the only way for you to advance is if you go to California Adventure! HA HA HA HA HA HA!'"

"NO YOU WEREN'T SUPOSSED TO READ THAT EITHER!" The writer boomed.

I just realized I pretty much have all of the Outcast of Redwall main characters, Sunflash, Swartt, Skarlath, Byony, and Veil....