Author"s Notes: Chapter 2 of Heartless love, beware, for there are a few swear words and a whole lot of OOC in this story. Regardless, enjoy!
Chapter 2: "Whaddya mean I'm fat," Yammy barked. "You heard me, you're too fat for my tastes," Mila-rose coldly responded. "In case you haven't noticed, this is muscle, not fat! Besides, look at yourself, 'you're' not exactly skinny either!" "Are you trying to piss me off?" "Maybe I am, whattcha gonna do about it?" The arrancars drew their swords and glared at each other in utter disgust. "Perhaps I'll just kill you and mock your ugly face once you're dead on the ground!" "Seems you forgot, I'm the 10th espada! A lowly arrancar like you doesn't stand a chance against the likes of me! When it comes to combat. I'm the best there is." "I'm guessing by how smart you are, this won't be difficult!" "Why you-" "What is all this racket about?" A voice sounded behind them, causing the arguing couple to turn and face their interrupter. There stood Szayl Aporro, Apache in tow looking rather disgusted. "What're you doing here Szayl Aporro," Yammy questioned the newcomer. "Maybe next time you should remember when you invite people for double dates. I swear, your stupidity can be so annoying." Szayl Aporro finished his statement by fixing his glasses as Yammy growled, having been dissed twice in the past 5 minutes. "Shut up Szayl Aporro, you should listen to yourself talk sometimes," Apache spoke up, her evil words causing Szayl Aporro to be taken aback at his girlfriend's cruelty. "Why Apache, how could you-" "I said shut up, jeez, you are so annoying, whatsup Mila-rose," Apache ignoring her 'boyfriend's' stuttering and instead focusing on her 'sister figure'. "Same as you, Apache, screwed over." The espada growled over them as they complained about them right in front of their faces. "Hey, if you dislike us so much, then why are you still here," Yammy retorted. "We just wanted to see how long you'd last without us," Apache gloated. "Why you-" "Settle down Yammy, this is not time for rage. Can't you tell? This is how they play their game," Szayl Aporro whispered to Yammy as he walked over to his side while fixing his glasses again. "The only way we can win is to outlast them, that is how we get what we want, and I believe together, these females will be no match for us-" "SHUTUP!" "How stupid could you two get?" "That's it, I'm gonna-" "You are all so annoying," two voices said in unison. The group looked behind them. There stood Sun-sun and Ulquiorra, Ulquiorra with his hands in his pockets and Sun-sun covering her mouth and waist with hers. "Sun-sun?," Apache and Mila-rose screamed in surprise. "Ulquiorra?," Szayl Aporro and Yammy yelled in equal surprise. This scene was incomprehensible to the other two couples. "The 2 most unlikely people in all of Hueco Mundo to have relationships with anyone have a relationship with each other?," Szayl Aporro stated the obvious. "I know, even we can't see this as real," Apache agreed with him. "Relationships can be hard to explain," Ulquiorra started off as Sun-sun finished for him, "but it is understood that it is the overall similarities the couple share that bring them together, as is the case with both all of you and us." The two couples looked at each other and then back at them. "Huh," Apache decided to utter what they were all thinking. "Sigh, I could barely stand them as they were, but these two idiots with them seem to only amplify their repulsiveness," Sun-sun stated calmly to Ulquiorra. "I usually ignore them. Paying attention to them only seems to waste my time," he replied in the same calm tone. "Screw you, Sun-sun, what gives you the right to mock our boyfriends," Apache and Mila-rose yelled at the same time. "Screw you, Ulquiorra, what makes you think that you can insult us," Yammy and Szayl Aporro yelled in unison. Their selfishness made the girls glare at them in disgust. "Oh, don't cover for us," Apache turned to Szayl Aporro. "Yeah, what the hell," Mila-rose turned to Yammy. "I merely predicted that you would do the same," Szayl Aporro began but was cut off by another, "SHUTUP!" "You're a big girl, you obviously can cover for yourself. Besides, I don't need your help," Yammy spurted angrily. "Why you lowlife hollow son of a-," Mila-rose started but stopped when her ears picked up the small chatter from the corner. "They are so sensitive, just look at how angry they get, it's utterly repulsive," Sun-sun whispered to Ulquiorra, who just stared at them with his sad expression. "Sun-sun, you should talk, you started the whole thing! You're lucky I-," "Enough," Ulquiorra silenced Mila-rose with his annoyed tone that matched his expression, along with a slight increase of his haunting spiritual pressure, which made her fearful for her life at the moment. He was the 4th, so she couldn't rely on Yammy to help her seeing as how he was the 10th. And Szayl Aporro wasn't much of an improvement, only being espada number 8. The couple's options were limited: it go and leave, 2. Let it go and stay for the newly revised triple date, or the whole section of Los Noches they were currently residing in in a fight to the death. It was apparently option 2, as Sun-sun calmed Ulquiorra down with a loving hug, still hiding her face behind his shoulder, "Well are we going to stand here in this staring contest, or are we going to eat? I'm starving." They all found a table and sat down.