BWAHAHAHAH! Because weirdness has no end!!! And Russia knows!! What will happen next? Stay tuned, I sense there's idiocy in the wind...
This was written on S. Valentine's Day, but...
Hungary: Every day is S. Valentine's Day!! *recording*
So, just read please....
If you don't speak...
German:
Es schmeckt gut: It tastes good
Aber es schmeckte mir gut: But it tasted good
Ich liebe dich: I LOVE YOU!! (Austria is so romantic)
Das stimmt: That's true.
Mein Gott: My God!
Du hast: you have
Bruder: Brother
Was: WHAT
Ach! nein! Wo ist mein... : Hey! No! Where's my...?
Italian:
O mio Dio: Oh My God
French:
Cette soirée- moi, toi..: This evening, me, you...
Ouais: Familiar for Yes (oui)
Prusse: Prussiaaaaa!!
Mon Dieu: Oh my God!
Je regrette, mais..: Sorry, but...
Requiem (c) Mozart
Characters (c) Hetaliaaaaaaa!
Story??? (c) Me and TheXFunk
Prussia: *rubs head and gets up* Uuugh, did you make me miss anything with that stupid pan of yours?
Hungary: Oh, shut up! You must get to see this all the time between your brother and Italy.
Germany: *blushes under tomato*
N Italy: Doitsu, you have tomato all over your face! *giggles* Let me lick off for you!
Germany: *mentally explodes... again*
America: *throws down shirt* Now that your shirt's all clean...~
England: .... O///O
America: Let's get dirty. OH SO CLICHED!!!! *runs away to emo corner*
N Italy: Doitsuuu! Now you have fried tomato all over your face! Can I nibble it away?
Germany: *brain explodes and lands in Lithuania's hands*
Lithuania: WTF?
Poland: It's all, like, PINK!!! I totally love it! *sparkles*
Hungary: America, come back to your place NOW!!
England: DO NOT!!!
Hungary: *growls*
England: You can come near!
Hungary: *murderous glare*
England: *scowls* Fine. But it's the last time!!
America: That you complain about me being on top?
Japan: You could switch roles for once! *Yaoi-sense tickling*
Hungary: AWESOME! Wait, How would you--
Japan: Can you feel the love tonight~?
England: S-switch roles? *clears throat* I suppose. *pushes America against MAGICALLY APPEARING WALL*
America: Now, now, Iggy. Let's think about this. I'm the hero! The hero does NOT bottom! Ever! :D
England: There's a first time for everything. *rapeface*
Hungary: I love you, Japan.
Japan: I know. ^_^
N Italy: *pokes Germany* Doitsu~! Why are you dripping tomato sauce on me?
Germnay: *bleeds from large head wound* ...
N Italy: (o.o) D-DOITSUUUU!!!
Poland: *takes brain from Lithuania* This would look totally FABULOUS in that Tiffany vase of mine.
America: England, what's with that face? England! ENGLA-Ah...aaah...
England: *giggles sadistically*
Hungary: This is going straight to e-bay!!
Japan: Please, set one aside for me.^_^
France: God exists and he's blessing me right now with his-I WANT ONE!!
Prussia: I need money!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!
Germany: *out of order*
N Italy: DOITSUUUUUU!! Wake up!! It's not funny!! KYAAAAA! Someone help meeeeh!!
America: *throws an hamburger at N Italy*
N Italy: *looks confused*
America: *pants* in his fa-ah..ce..!
N Italy: *inserts the hamburger in the empty skull*
Germany: *slowly opens his eyes* Italia...
N Italy: Doitsuuuu!!!! You live!! Thank you, America!!!
America: An Hero is an hero both in bed and down the stree- *moan*
England: Down heeeere~? *smug smile*
Germany: Italia... Get me some grass, bitte.
N Italy: Sur-- WHAT? *thinks for a second* You want marijuana, Doitsu? I can ask Holland if-
Germany: Nein, Grass! I'm fucking starving!
N Italy: .... *stares*
Germany: Ach! *grabs flowers from nearby vase, chews loudly* Es schmeckt gut... mmmmh.
Hungary: Would you please SHUT UP?! I'm trying to make quality pr0nz here.
France: Nothing could possibly ruin this. Not even cow!Germany.
America: Hah! In America we pride ourselves in producing the highest qua- aaaaahhhn! OH GOD!! *dontstopplz*
N Italy: Doitsu... You're eating a plastic flower..
Germany: WAAAAAAS?? Aber es schmeckte mir gut.. *pouts*
N Italy: *poits at Germany* You. are. pouting. OMMIODDIO!! So cuuuuuuuuuute!!!! *glomps*
Prussia: Italiaaa! Gimme his wallet! I need money!
N Italy: *rips off Germany's shirt*
Germany: O///O Stop molesting me! I have no milk!!
France: *on the phone* Belgium! Cette soirée- Moi, toi and a good porn. Ouais, I'll ask Prusse for beer!!
Japan: This will solve the economical crisis!
Hungary: This will teach Austria how to move!
Austria: *text message to Hungary but recieved by Prussia* Ich liebe dich. - Happy Saint Valentine's Day.
Prussia: Oh. F*ck. *hides mobile*
Russia: Poland, what's there behind your back?
Poland: N-Nothing!!
Russia: It looks like a... brain?
Poland: I SAID N- Wait, what? A brain? Lithuania, you totally suck at romance!
Lithuania:... *trembles*
Russia: A brain... *stares*
Poland: You'll never have it! *throws back brain*
England: *hit by brain - turns into a German* Me on top of Amerika on Valentine's Day? THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT ON THE MANUAL!!
America: *sweating and totally messed up* Why'd ya Sto-op??
Germany: *chews on plastic* Mooo.
N Italy: What was that?
Germany: Um, mooo...d. Mood. I'm in a good mood. Das stimmt.
N Italy: .... *stares*
Prussia: *to Austria via Hungary's cell phone* "I lied all this time, darling. My one true love is only Prussia. He's just too ORGASMICALLY AWESOME for me to resist."
Hungary: What are you doing with my phone, Prussia?
Prussia: Nothing at all!! *sends message and tosses it back*
Russia: No fair!! I want a brain too! LITHUANIA... KOL KOL KOL
Lithuania: RIGHTAWAYRUSSIA! *runs off to procure a brain*
Russia: *big grin* Koling always works.
America: Unhh, C'mooon, Iggy! Don't stop now! *shakes Arthur*
England: Look at this mess! You're all sweaty and disgusting! *mops at America with discarded shirt* Mein Gott! Tsk.
Austria: *reads text message* Oh. So that's why she didn't want me to enter the guest room. *plays piano sadly*
Hungary: My sense of wife is tickling! PRUSSIA! *takes out frying pan*
Prussia: Hungary, look!! *points at England scolding America*
England: Having sex in front of people with that hair! Du hast no respect for the others!
America: E-England??
Hungary: What the--? MY PORN IS RUINED! *Hungarian rage*
Japan: *stares at Deutschland mooing* ...
Prussia: BRUDER!!
America: *shakes England so much that the brain falls* WHERE IS ENGLAND?! I NEED HIM!!
England: *recovers* You... You need me? *gaydar at its limit*
Sealand: *kicks ball* Mommy, Mommy!! I found a soft pink ball!!
Finland: Sealand, throw it back, it's all wet and squishy!!
Sealand: Fine, mum!! *kicks Germany's brain*
Germany: *hit by brain* Aww, my head... *sees and Japan staring* WAS?
N Italy: You have grass between your teeth.
America: Of course I do! The hero always needs a right hand man!
England: /// Blimey... I guess that calls for immediate action, then. *strips down further to reveal sexy waiter outfit* Time for dessert, 'Merca.
America: Yay, you're back, I- *moans*
Hungary: *nods in approval* Good save, England, good save. *turns on Prussia* Now, what the hell did you do to Austria?!
Prussia: I told him the truth, nothing more!
Hungary: ... *hands Japan the camera* Miss a second of it and you'll be so fucking sorry.
Japan: *nods*
Lithuania: Haah, *returns from SOMEWHERE with a brain* Here's... your (huff) brain, Russia!
Russia: *takes brain, pats it* Hee, hee. *turns around and throws it at Sealand*
Sealand: Mon dieu! How did I get in this tiny body?! *looks down* Ooh, I'm so cute! Mmmm~!
Russia: Heeheeheehee!! XD
Lithuania: What have I done?
Germany: *picks at teeth* Ach! Nein! Wo ist mein toothbrush?! *walks off*
N. Italy: Doitsu, waaait -ve!!
Sweden: *enters the room* L't's g' t' IKEA.
Finland: Oh, yes, darling! Sealand, put on your coat, we're leav'-- RUSSIA?? what are you doing here?? *holds Xmas tree*
Sealand: Je regrette, mais I have better things to do.
Finland: O.o? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHILD???
Hungary: *kicking off the door* AUSTRIAAAA!!
Austria: *playing 'Requiem' sadly*
Hungary: Austria! I'm sorry, Prussia...
Austria: is more "orgasmically awesome" than me. Yes, I know.
Hungary: *turns to Prussia* YOU ARE A DEAD NATION! DO YOU HEAR ME? A DEAD NATION!!
Prussia: FRAAAAANCE! SPAAAAAIN! HUNGARY'S GONNA KILL MEEEH!
Spain: You've had a nice life.
Prussia: I was born in 1525!!
Spain: I said nice, not long.
Japan: If you bleed on the screen, you'll beg me to kill you quickly.
America: I've loved you since I was a child.. *lustful eyes*
England: *unzipping his pants* Me too, my dear..
America: ...You are a pedophile?
To Be Continued....