Author's Notes: Figured I should get this in before exams. Chapter 4 of Heartless Love is here early, I know, but saves you the suspense right? Warning for dirty words has been issued to you now, in this very sentence. Regardless, enjoy chapter 4 of...you guessed it...Heartless Love! (Still awesome!)
Chapter 4: Szayel Aporro received his H2O, which he downed in one hasty swig. Yammy ordered everything he had in his fridge, twice, as well as the house special. Mila-rose mooched off him of course, seeing the all you can eat buffet before him as anyone's game. They surprisingly ate the same, like animals that haven't been fed in years, scarfing down anything that wasn't a bone or a bowl. Apache, out of embarrassment for Szayel Aporro, ordered nothing and just sat there looking bored as ever. As expected, Ulquiorra and Sun-sun dined like it was some sort of royal banquet, napkins in collars and all. They finished at about the same time and sat quietly unmoving, staring at the empty plates in front of them. Yammy stole the food off of Mila-rose's fork for the tenth time, which aggravated her to kill him, but calmed down in hopes a breath of fresh air would soothe her rage. "I have to use the bathroom!" all three girls stood up at once and walked into the bathroom. Yammy and Szayel Aporro stared at each other in utter surprise at what just happened. They looked down at Ulquiorra, who looked like he fell asleep. Yammy swallowed and Szayel Aporro face-palmed. This wasn't good. In the bathroom, the girls were all doing a different task in front of the bathroom mirror, chatting amongst each other. "That Yammy's a hunk I tell ya, he can eat me any day," Mila-rose gloated while chewing on a stolen cheese roll. "Yeah, but he isn't to bright, unlike my Szayel Aporro. His genius just makes me tingly all over," Apache responded while fixing her shirt to make it look more attractive. "He may have a brain, but he probably can't take on even a lowly Gillian." "Don't be so sure of yourself Mila-rose, remember that my boy is two levels above yours. I'm sure lord Aizen put him there for a reason!" "Probably because he sucked his-," "You two just never shut up, do you?" Sun-sun sternly spoke whilst brushing her long, olive green hair, "I'm proud of Ulquiorra for who he is, not for what he should be." "Proud of 'Ulquiorra'? Sun-sun, notice how he's an emo, weirdo, suck-up," Apache mixed the last words in a jumble of anger. "Well, Apache, notice how 'I'm' an emo, weirdo, suck-up, does that make you gay and Mila-rose stupid?" "I'm not gay!" "I'm not stupid, and so what if Szayel Aporro's gay and Yammy's not as smart as everyone else, they could probably kick Ulquiorra's skinny ass!" "…You're starting to annoy me," Sun-sun whispered, stopping mid-brush. "She's got to have the biggest tits in all of Hueco Mundo," Yammy gloated, squeezing his hands in midair. "Who cares about chest size when you have 'the most beautiful face' I've ever bared witness too. Unlike Mila-rose, I thought she resembles a gorilla," Szayel Aporro confidently boasted in retort of Yammy's gloating. "Are your glasses broken? I mistook Apache for a plastic surgery victim the first time I saw her. Notice she has two different eyes?" "That's what makes her unique, unlike your barbarian, she's probably as stupid as you!" "Mila-rose can probably kick 'your' ass, Szayel Aporro, yours and Apache's!" "Most unlikely. I doubt you could hit me once!" "Is that a challenge?" "Maybe it is!" "You've mocked me for the last time, worm. Now I'm going to kill you!" "You two just never shut up, do you?" Ulquiorra sternly spoke, staring at them in disgust for their idiocy, "I'm proud of Sun-sun for who she is, not for what she should be." "Proud of 'Sun-sun'? Ulquiorra, notice how she's a depressing, creepy, suck-up," Szayel Aporro retorted amidst his confusion of what he just said. "Well Szayel Aporro, notice how 'I'm" a depressing, creepy, suck-up, does that make you straight and Yammy stupid?" "I'm not stupid!" "I'm not straight!" There was a silence. Yammy stopped eating and Ulquiorra tilted his head in confusion. Szayel Aporro looked at both of them in hesitation, and then finally found the nerve to speak, "I'm bisexual." "HA," Yammy spit food all over the table in his outburst, "sure you are, ya little faggot! HAHAHAHAHA!" "Interesting…" Ulquiorra faded his voice in thought. "Okay, so what if I am gay and Yammy's stupid, what's that got to do with our current subject," Szayel Aporro pointed a finger at Ulquiorra. "Yeah, Ulquiorra, because as far as Apache and Mila-rose are concerned, they could probably kick Sun-sun's skinny ass!" Yammy grinned at his own retort at his fellow espada. "…You're starting to annoy me," Ulquiorra whispered, still staring coldly at them. "And what're ya going to do about it, huh?" "Yammy's right for once, you may be the fourth, but even you can't take on two espada at once, especially since you're not even allowed to use your resurrección within Los Noches!" Szayl Aporro was, of course, correct, as the situation was going downhill. Ulquiorra was staring down two espada ready to release their zan-pak-to in order to eliminate his existence from Hueco Mundo itself. Despite his power, he was still outnumbered, and he was sure that Grimmjow, Vega, and Aaroniero wouldn't help. Grimmjow and Vega would probably assist them if they could. Then, Ulquiorra's train of thought was cut off by an explosion that originated from the direction of the women's bathroom. When the dust cleared, the three women stood in horizontal single file, arms crossed underneath the giant hole in the wall. "We need to talk," the girls all said in unison. Aaroniero looked left and right, then sighed a bubbly sigh.