England: *reads Hetalpoppin'* Now, where's the fun in this.. this...
Hungary: PORN!
France: Porn!
Japan: Porn.
Canada: Story!
All: *glare*

America: The Internet is for Pronz!
N. Italy: Ve~ really? **wide sparkling chibi-eyes** Doitsu, is that why you bought that computer?
Germany: **covers N. Italy's ears** You heard nothing. You heard absolutely nothing.
Kumajiro: Who?
: But, Doitsu... The lover is Italian!! *wiggles eyebrows*
All: *stare speechless*
Germany: WAS? *grunt* I'm still the one on top.
France: Yeah, and I'm a pussy!
England: Eventually you admit it!
America: Round one... FIGHT!

Roman Empire: **watching from the sidelines** Ooooohh!!!! And there's my cute grandson again!!!
Germania: **stuck with hanging out with the Roman Empire** =.=" yes. AGAIN.
N. Italy: Ve~?! **takes out the white flag** Doitsu! Doitsuuuu!!!! It's the English Arrrrmmyyyy!!!! Help me, Doitsu! Help me!!!
Germany: **facepalm** alright then... **picks up Italy** **drags him away**

S Italy: NORD!!! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY! FIGHT FOR ONCE!!!!!!!
Hungary: **death glare**
S Italy: O.O" DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FIGHTING!!!!! JUST GO HOME WITH THE POTATO BASTARD!!!!!
Hungary: **still glaring**
S Italy: Ack!!! SPAIN, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!?! **runs away**

France: Hungary, ma chèrie, you know you look older when you glare like th- *pan'd*
Prussia: Though it's even worse when yo--*pan'd*
Hungary: *has run out of pans* *growls*
Spain: ROMANO! ROMANO, WHERE ARE YOU? perdòn, abuela, did you-
Hungary: Mr. Wardrobe, MEET SPAIN!!
Spain: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *screams like a lady*

America: AN HERO CAN'T LEAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! *goes to save Spain*
England: WHAT?? *jealous*
Liechtenstein: Here England! *gives princess-like pink robe*
England: *puts on robe*

Switzerland: Why did you do that?
Liechtenstein: Sexual Education class needs material.
Austria: *shakes head* Those girls nowadays... acting like sluts and watching porn movies.
Switzerland: **twitch twitch** **glares at Austria** WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Austria: **shrugs** To give this spaz-fest a soundtrack, I suppose... **begins playing the Benny Hill theme song on a conveniently placed piano**

America: FINAL JUSTICE! **throws a hamburger at Hungary**
Hungary: **is unaffected** **chucks a France at America**
France: AIIEEEE!
America: O.O" **is France'd**

England: FRANCE YOU BLOODY TWAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?!?!
France: Ohoho, America... such a lovely body you ha-
America: Damn it, my Captain America impression didn't work D':

England: SEYCHELLES!!! MAKE READY THE BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!
Seychelles: **rolls eyes** we don't have any biscuits, sir.
England: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU MEAN, "WE'RE OUT OF BISCUITS"?!?!?!
Seychelles: I mean, there are no biscuits, Mr. England.
England: WHAAAATTT?!?!?! HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO WE GET RID OF FRANCE IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY BLOODY BISCUITS?!?!
Seychelles: ....Mr. England, are you.... jealous of France?
England: **blushes** SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH!!! I WOULD NEVER BE SUCH A THING, NOW GO GET ME SOME FUCKING BISCUITS!!!!!!!

Romano: SPAIN!!!! **runs up in front of Spain** **begins yelling at Hungary** ASKJAHDKJGHF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! HE'S MY BASTARD, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE HIM SCREAM LIKE A LADY!!!!!
Hungary: **yaoi senses.... TINGLEINGGGGGG** ahurrr~
Romano: **blushes** I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WAY!!!!!!!!
Prussia: SUUUUURE you didn't.... **scoffs**

England: FINE! I'll solve this myself! *throws himself at France*
France: *kicks him into a dark room*
England: *recovering* Hey! What the--
France: *kissing neck* So I heard you liek... BISCUITS?
England: O.O !!!

America: *trembling* I've been france'd... FRANCE'D! Can you imagine what I went through?
Canada: But America, France is my Papa and...
America: *looks at him with HUGE WIDENED eyes* Oh no.. SO YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM, UH? *gets paranoid* YOU'RE ALL DEFENDING HIM, EH? *takes out rifle* ANSWER ME!!

Hungary: YAY! ACTION!
Austria: *plays Moonlight sonata*
Switzerland: GET AWAY FROM THAT F*CKIN' PIANO AND PSYCANALYSE HIM!
Austria: *snorts* What's the magic word?
Liechtenstein: *covering Schweizs mouth* Please.
Austria: *stands up and walks to America*
Switzerland: Schwester...
Liechtenstein: America's using your rifle.
Switzerland: WAAAAAAAAASS? *cheerleader-mode* GO AUSTRIAAA!

Spain: *sees a light in front of him* ... An angel?
Romano: IDIOT!
Spain: Better you than the whole heaven!

Canada: I-I'M NOT DEFENDING HIM, EH?! P-P-P-PUT, PUT THAT GUN AWAY!!! W-WHY THE HELL DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GUN, EH?! AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAY "EH" AROUND HERE, EH!
America: **rolls eyes** It's not a gun, it's a RIFLE! Now ANSWER ME HONESTLY! **shoves gun rifle in Canada's face**
Canada: B-B-B-B-But, I-
America: ARRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER TELL ME, OR ELSE I'LL **is tripped by Austria** **falls on Canada, resulting in an unwanted, incesty-like kiss** o///O MMRPPHH?! **drops rifle**
Canada: //// MRRRMPH!!!! **desperately trying to shove America off of him**

Switzerland: **grabs rifle** **stands on America's back** That's for stealing my rifle, ya JERK!
Austria: **shakes head** Men these days, smoking as much crack as they can get their hands on and blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah... **continues rambling about nonsense**
Liechtenstein: **tugs on Switzerland's sleeve** Nii-san, is that what's in all those containers that say "Do not open"?
Switzerland: **blushes** NO. NOT AT ALL.

Hungary: WOO HOO!!!!! INCEST!!!!
Japan: **sudden cry of defeat** NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungary: What?!
Japan: WE ARE OUT OF TAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Hungary: ... AFFFFFFFFFSLKJDHKJFGLKAJSHT GOD DAMN IT!!!!! **shoves another camera in Japan's face** MISS ONE MORE SECOND OF IT AND I SWEAR TO GOD-
Japan: O.e" **begins filming again**

France: Oh, come on, mon Angleterre. You know you liiiikkkeee it... **gently bites down on England's neck**
England: **blushes** B-BLOODY HELL, NO I DON'T!!!!! **tries to shove France off**
Seychelles: Liar~ ^w^
England: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU GIT!!!!!!!!
Seychelles: Make me~ **begins taking pictures**
England: P-PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!!!
France: Oh, a camera~ **slides hands up England's shirt** Smiiilleeee~
England: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To be continued...