Sorry it took, like, forever to update. No worries, I'm still alive. This chapter has two... ahem... guest stars in it.
"There's something out there," Cornflower whispered.
The group huddled in the middle of the sunken submarine, watching shadowy figures swim across the windows.
"Wait, can they physically swim across the windows?" Martin asked.
"Shut up, dude," The author sighed.
Suddenly, the submarine began to slowly rise. Rick ran over an hugged Jodd and Basil.
"SAVE ME!" He screamed.
The creatures fell backward as the submarine rocked when it surfaced. The hatch on top slowly began to turn...
"CLOSE IT, YOU IDIOTS!" Matthias yelled, running over to it. He, Sunflash and Martin grabbed onto the wheel that turned the hatch to open it, trying to keep it shut.
"I have an idea," Zaran said, "How about we open the windows, which are still underwater, and the otters escape while the rest of you drown?"
"Yeah, that's not the best idea ever," Korvus said, backing into the corner. He was drowned in a river by the very same otter.
"Well, I don't want to die," Mattimeo said, "Maybe the shadowy figures are friendly and trying to share their kettle corn with us."
"You idiot, we should just get a machine gun and-" Cluny began to say.
"Guys," Lady Amber said, "The submarine controls!"
"They're probably not real," Warthorn said.
"They are if I SAY THEY ARE!" Lady Amber yelled. She ran over to where the pilot would have controlled a normal submarine. Because of the awesome powers of the Random Button from chapter one, she began to drive the submarine forward. It wasn't on a rail anymore, so she could drive it anywhere in the pool. They had plenty of food supplies if necessary- ten pounds of jellybeans.
"When did you learn how to drive a submarine?" Warthorn asked.
Lady Amber stared at him blankly. "Submarine school," she answered.
"But how-"
"DIVE DIVE DIVE!" Amber interrupted. The submarine made a sharp dive back underwater.
"NO! KITTIES!" Hector screeched as he watched Tsarmina and Duchess fall. In rage, he threw random objects at them, including his clarinet and a lamp.
"OW!" Duchess yowled, "Could someone please explain why I just got whacked in the head with a lamp?!"
"No time..." Tsarmina hissed, "Aren't you concerned that we're plummeting twenty stories down? We have to think of something!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUMPED OUT OF A TALL HOTEL BUILDING!" Duchess yelled.
There was a silence.
Tsarmina interrupted the silence after a moment. "How long have we been falling?"
"About a minute," Duchess mewed.
"Shouldn't we have splattered by now?" Tsarmina asked.
"Don't question the unlikeliness of these things," Duchess growled, "Not if it benefits you."
"What'cha doin' when this is all over, Veil-Rizzle-McIzzle-Vizzle?" Dumbo asked, leading the ferret to where the action was going on.
"What do you mean?" Veil asked.
"I mean, where ya gonna go?" Dumbo asked, "I hears that yo plane crashed and exploded or something awesome like that, homie."
"Adding the word homie to the end of your sentences doesn't make you sound cooler," Veil sighed, "And I don't know, we'll think of something."
"I got another question fo' ya, homes," Dumbo continued, "Weren't you a sissy mamma's boy in the beginnin' of this story?"
"I toughened up after the episode involving the Matterhorn and Frank," Veil answered, "It was rather relaxing, being trapped in a hole with no supplies and where nobody but a yeti with low self-esteem and an idiotic fox knew where you were. I also improved my singing!"
"You sing, you die," Dumbo warned, panicking.
"CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY
NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE!" Veil screamed at the top of his lungs, completely out of tune.
"STOP!" Dumbo begged.
"P-P-P-POKER FACE P-P-POKER FACE!" Veil continued.
Dumbo punched him in the face.
"I HATE THAT SONG, HOMIE!" Dumbo yelled.
Veil rubbed his nose, which might have been broken, and said, "So do I."
Back in the awesomely yellow submarine, there was trouble. Something from outside was trying to open the hatch. That would not be good, considering that they were underwater. The strong badgers Sunflash and Orlando struggled to keep the hatch in place. At the same time, the things outside were trying the open the windows. The warriors of the crowd managed to hold them tight, but were getting tired quickly.
"I DON'T WANT TO DROWN!" Lauren shrieked, "I HATE WATER! I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT!"
"Good job filling in for Tsarmina," Martin sighed.
"I thought you went shopping for kimonos with Mulan," Rose said to Lauren.
"I'M A NINJA, I CAN TELEPORT!" Lauren shouted loudly.
Rose moved a chair away.
"THE THINGS OUTSIDE ARE WEIGHING DOWN THE SUBMARINE!" Lady Amber yelled, "WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FUEL!"
Everyone exchanged worried glances.
"AND THE OXYGEN METER IS READING AS LOW!" Amber continued.
There were a few scared whispers.
"AND WE'RE OUT OF OUR SUPPLY OF JELLYBEANS," Amber shrieked.
Everyone in the submarine screamed.
"Sorry..." Jodd and Basil apologized meekly, standing in front of the empty sack.
Suddenly, the two badgers holding the latch fainted.
"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!" Rose asked.
"They wanted to eat jellybeans," Warthorn sighed, "Poor little dears."
Then, the hatch opened and water came rushing in. It wasn't long before it would fill the entire area.
"Swim for it!" Martin yelled. Nobeast was about to argue. Some opened the windows to the submarine and squeezed out. Lauren was having a spasm, so Martin had to carry her out, because he's too noble for his own good. Constance suddenly appeared and dragged both of the unconscious forms of Orlando and Sunflash out with ease. When they got out of the submarine into the pool of water, they saw merpeople surrounding them.
"That's not good," Zaran said, suddenly able to talk underwater because she's an otter and the author likes to mess with the laws of physics involving water.
"No it's not," Warthorn replied, "We're the only ones here who won't drown in the next thirty seconds."
Martin began to swim upward, but the merpeople cut him off.
"They're trying to drown us," Warthorn said, "You go distract them."
"Why should I be the one to do it?" Zaran asked.
"THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE!" Warthorn yelled.
"YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" Zaran yelled back.
"FINE!" Warthorn gave in. Both otters plunged into the mob of merpeople and began attacking them. The surrounding merpeople tried to stop them, but the otters were too awesome to be stopped. They were quick, and lead the merpeople to attack each other accidentally, which led to bickering. In the confusion, the rest of the Redwallers and the fanpeople could swim upward and finally breathe. They swam to shore, and were soon joined by the otters.
"THAT WAS THE MERPEOPLE FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID!" Rick screamed, "I LOVE ARIEL!"
He dived back down into the water to join Ariel.
"Should we go save him?" Zaran asked.
"Nah, he'll come back eventually," Elisha answered.
"Well, that was too dramatic for my liking," Dotti said, cradling Baby Rollo.
Lauren was coming to her senses. "M-mulan," She whispered.
Then she jumped onto her feet. "MULAN! She screamed, "WHERE IS MULAN!?!?!"
Before she could run away, a bunch of Disney characters surrounded them.
"Here we go..." Mangiz sighed.
Swartt was rolling the large object down a path. It had wheels for some reason, and he decided it was a good weapon against the Disney characters. Before long, he lost control of it, sending it rolling downhill at high speed.
"LOOK OUT!" He called to Breeze, who happened to be walking by at the time. She gasped and stood there, frightened. Thumper ran in front of her and reached out toward the rolling object, stopping it before it could run her over.
"You're so strong!" Breeze exclaimed, throwing her arms around Thumper. Thumper returned the hug, taking his paws off of the object. Because they were still on a slope, it began rolling again, taking Thumper and Breeze with it. They jumped on top of it, unable to stop it or control it in any way, shape, or form.
Swartt panicked and ran off in the opposite direction.
"The ground is slowly getting closer," Duchess observed, "I think our dramatic fall that seems to last an hour is almost over."
Suddenly, time came back to normal, and they began to fall rapidly, gravity finally feeling appreciated.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Both cats screamed. The ground grew closer and closer until... they gently landed on their feet.
"That was anticlimactic," Duchess said.
"Cats always land on their feet," Tsarmina shrugged.
"Hey, if we're being realistic here, then you realize that cats can't shrug, right? They don't have collarbones," Duchess said.
"Shut up, Mrs. Technical," The author growled.
"Now that we're free from Hector," Duchess said, "I'm going to go get my kittens. I see an entrance to the underground tunnels in that bush over there."
"I've always wanted to have kittens," Tsarmina sighed, "But I was too busy stopping the rebels from destroying Kotir."
"You didn't do a good job of it," Duchess said, "You should have been peaceful and have had kittens with somebeast."
"I KNOW!" Tsarmina began to sob.
"C'mon, let's go find my kittens," Duchess walked toward the tunnel.
"I don't wanna do it with you," Tsarmina said through her tears, "You're annoying."
"Fine then, leave," Duchess said calmly.
Tsarmina was about to when they saw Hector running toward them.
"RUN!" Tsarmina hissed, and both cats bolted through the mouth of the tunnel.
"KITTIES!" Hector screamed, "YOU'RE ALIVE! I HAVE YOUR DRESSES READY FOR THE TEA PARTY!"
He jumped into the hole with them.
"I know where we are," Duchess said, "Follow me! They're are enough side tunnels to lose him."
They began to dash through the tunnels, weaving in and out and going in circles, trying to lose Hector. They were doing a good job, too, because it wasn't long before Hector disappeared.
"Can he get out by himself?" Tsarmina asked.
"I dunno," Duchess said, "I don't care."
"That's not very nice," the author commented sleepily, getting tired of this scene.
Swartt was still running until he tripped and fell into the rabbit hole. We won't go into details, but let's just say that he stalked a rabbit, discovered how a raven is like a writing desk (which involved Ironbeak), and accidentally got married to the Queen of Hearts, although neither of them remember it. What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland. Anyway, when he finally crawled out of the rabbit hole, he was holding a weird crystal. The Cheshire Cat said that Wonderland was being controlled by Disney and they wanted to stop it, so he handed Swartt the crystal. Because, in fantasy novels, there almost always seems to be a crystal or another magical artifact. In this case, the crystal was called the Magic Crystal of Magical Magicalness. Swartt, having no idea what was going on, decided to do what the Mad Hatter told him to do. Swartt didn't understand it then, but he was actually being the hero in this story, which is a nice change of pace from Outcast of Redwall.
"Hi Swartt," Matthias said, walking by, "My wife just left me."
"I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU, IDIOT!" Cornflower yelled running after him.
"Guys, this crystal is going to save us," Swartt said.
"That's stupid," Matthias sneered.
"NO IT'S NOT!" Swartt sobbed, "It has something magicalful about it."
"Magicalful isn't a word," Cornflower told him.
"Do I look like I care?" Swartt asked, "No. Anyway, here's what we have to do."
He told them his plan.
"CHICKENHOUND!" Elisha screamed, "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
She flung all of the citrus fruit that they adopted at him.
"What about me?" Grissoul asked.
"Who are you?" Elisha asked.
"Your daughter," Grissoul sighed.
"I'm tired of carrying around these fruit," Chickenhound said, "I have been for the past few chapters."
"That's too bad, isn't it?" Elisha growled.
The Disney characters surrounding them began to slowly advance on them. Martin reached for his sword, but it wasn't there. It was stolen again.
"HI GUYS!" Rick jumped out of the water, "LOOK! I'M A MERMAID! UH, I MEAN, MERMAN!"
Somehow, Rick managed to grow a fish tail.
"Does this mean you'll be late for school next week?" Lilly asked.
"Yeah, I'm going to marry Ariel," Rick said.
"I WANT TO GET MARRIED!" Lilly screamed, "IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU AND ELISHA GET TO BE MARRIED! I WANT A TURN!"
She turned toward Zazu, who was perched on Mickey's shoulder.
"What are you doing tonight?" Lilly asked him.
Zazu said nothing and flew away.
"I'm bored of standing here," Mickey said, "Can we just kill them already?"
"We can work something out!" Pocahontas said, stepping forward.
"Yeah, they're not that bad," Simba added.
"You shouldn't hold grudges," Mulan said. She glanced at General Shang. "Right Shang?"
Shang glanced at Lauren. "At least, the Redwallers aren't that bad," he muttered.
"LOOK OUT!" Thumper's voice suddenly screamed. The rolling object rolled right into the crowd. It was stopped with a jolt when it crashed into Winnie the Pooh, who was known to lift weights in his spare time. Breeze and Thumper jumped off, relieved.
"THERE IT IS!" Swartt yelled, running over to the crowd, followed by Matthias and Cornflower.
"HE HAS THE CRYSTAL!" Minnie Mouse yelled, "STOP HIM!"
Swartt was suddenly tackled to the ground by a mob of Disney characters. He tossed the crystal to Matthias, who was grabbed by Mickey. He threw it to Cornflower, who was awesome enough to make it to the object. Just as she reached it, the author decided we haven't talked about Duchess and Tsarmina enough.
"There they are," Duchess said. She picked up a box where her kittens were being held.
"THERE'S SO CUTE!" Tsarmina squealed, "LET ME HOLD ONE!"
"Shut up, crazy lady," one of the kittens squeaked.
"You're stupid," Another one added.
"Toulouse, Berlioz, behave yourselves," Duchess growled, "Let Marie get one in too."
"She's ugly too," the female kitten, Marie, mewed.
"You're kittens have stupid names," Tsarmina said.
"They're not stupid!" Duchess hissed, "They're French."
"Exactly."
"You have a stupid name too!" Duchess growled.
"Your face is a stupid name!" Tsarmina growled back.
"That makes no sense!" Duchess exclaimed.
"Your face makes no sense," Tsarmina replied.
"STOP DOING THAT!" Duchess hissed, "Anyway, let's get out of here. There might be guards."
They took the kittens and walked out. When they turned a corner, they saw a dalmatian sleeping near the exit, obviously on guard duty.
"Let's tiptoe past," Tsarmina whispered.
They did so, until Marie suddenly squeaked, "TOULOUSE STEPPED ON MY TAIL!"
"I DID NOT, YOU LIAR!" Toulouse hissed, "I STEPPED ON YOUR PAW!"
The dalmatian, who is Pongo from an obvious movie, looked sleepily up. He jumped to his paws and started barking.
"CATS!" He barked.
"Listen, dude," Duchess said calmly, "I just wanted to rescue my kittens. You understand, right?"
"I do have one hundred and one children," Pongo said, "Hmm. Okay, fine. I'll let you go this one time."
"ONE HUNDRED AND ONE CHILDREN?" Tsarmina exclaimed, "Someone was busy, eh?"
"Let's go," Duchess hissed.
Cornflower opened the object and threw the crystal inside. Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light, and suddenly there was a storm overhead and convenient lightning flashes, just like in dramatic movies. A man rose out of the object. He was just as human looking as he did in life, nothing like how zombies will look during the zombie apocalypse. But that's another story.
"ALL HAIL THE CREATOR!" Mickey squealed. Every single Disney character bowed down to the man.
"It- it's Walt Disney!" Duchess exclaimed, "I haven't seen him in so long! All of us Disney characters who were in movies he personally made used to know him. I only met him when I was simply a story board... before he died."
"What's up?" Walt Disney climbed out of the object- which was actually his coffin.
"OUR LEADER HAS RETURNED!" Pooh screamed.
"Um, what's going on?" Rose asked.
"Hurry, let's leave!" Martin said.
The Redwallers tried to make a break for it, but the mass of Disney characters blocked them.
"Why are there Redwall characters here?" Walt Disney asked, "I only allow the characters from books that The Disney Company made."
"I'm sorry," Matthias said, "We crashed here in a plane, and we're gonna leave."
"Not so fast!" Walt said, "You've been here too long. I have to make Redwall into a movie."
"NOOOO!" The Redwallers all screamed, "YOU'LL DISNEYFY IT!"
"They probably wouldn't kill off half of the characters!" Rose exclaimed.
"I doubt they'd kill off Methuselah and Mortimer," Constance said.
"They might not even kill Cluny!" Cluny screamed.
"It would not be as violent, and they'd cut out so many things!" Ironbeak said, "Probably even the Sparras, knowing Disney.
"And they'll make us sing," Matthias shrieked.
Everybeast screamed.
"Too bad," Walt Disney grinned, "This will be a great movie. It'll have to be a musical of course, and Cluny, you're now a weasel."
"WHY?!" Cluny asked.
"Because I want you to be a weasel," Disney answered, "And because I can make you a weasel if I want you to be a weasel. Also, Cornflower is now taking the place of Jess."
"LEAVE MY BOOK ALONE!" A voice called from nowhere.
"Who's there?!" Disney looked around.
Suddenly, Brian Jacques tackled him.
"YOU'LL NEVER DISNEYFY MY BOOKS!" Jacques screamed.
They got into a slap fight. The Disney and Redwall characters surrounded them, cheering on their leaders.
"We want someone to represent us!" The fanpeople complained.
Suddenly, their band teacher, Mr. A., ran up with no shirt, waving a flail over his head and screaming an intimidating war cry. Jacques and Disney paused to stare. Mr. A. tripped on a flower and fell headfirst into a trash can, where he decided to fall asleep. Jacques and Disney glanced at each other, shrugged, and continued their slap fight.
The rest of the Disney and Redwall characters turned to face each other. The Redwall characters, because there was only a fraction of characters from the entire series, were horribly outnumbered. Cluny jumped up onto a rock and yelled, "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!"
"What?" Everybeast asked.
"Uh..." Cluny glanced around, "Oh, I have another one. SPARRA KILLE!!!"
"YOU'RE NOT A SPARRA AND THERE ISN'T ANY HERE!" Matthias yelled.
"FINE!" Cluny growled, "THIS... IS... REDWAAAALLL!!!"
The Redwallers cheered and charged toward the Disney characters. Suddenly, every other Redwall character in existence, even the minor ones that were merely mentioned, appeared. Now they outnumbered the Disney characters (especially with all the shrews!). There was 1,701 in total, if the author's calculations were correct. Which they are, because the author said so. But quality beats quantity. Disney has dragons and wizards and stuff, and we all know from the game
Rock-Mouse-Dragon that dragons beat mice. Of course, when there are hundreds of mice along with tons of other animals, that seems to make a difference. So, anyway, that's just a little depth into how my mind works. Let's just get back to the story.
"AND CHEESETHEIF WON'T GET ASSASSINATED!" Disney yelled, "THAT'S TOO VIOLENT. AND CLUNY WON'T BE MEAN TO HIS TROOPS! AND FORGET ABOUT ASMODEUS!"
"NEVER!!!" Brian Jacques yelled. Because he is the author of Redwall, he is way more awesome in this particular fanfiction than Walt Disney, and thus was overpowering him.
"Let's go," Lauren whispered to Mulan and Shang.
"We're in the middle of something," Mulan growled.
Lauren was afraid of fighting, so she grabbed them both and skipped off into the sunset with them, dragging the two behind her, never to be seen again.
Meanwhile, the fighting between the two sides became unbalanced. The Redwallers were pushing the Disney characters back, having an advantage with all of the badgers. Lonna Bowstripe, who was very very very big for a badger, was single handedly (pawely?) wresting Maleficent in her dragon form to the ground. Successfully. Maybe that badger should go on Biggest Loser or something, 'cause he is really massive. Cluny fell on the ground from a head wound delivered by Jiminy Cricket (don't even ask how). Of course, no one really noticed and left him there. Matthias and Martin were fighting savagely- with each other. They couldn't agree on who would get the sword. Cornflower found a lantern, which sent a lot of characters (including some Redwallers) running. They knew what happened when Cornflower Fieldmouse had a lantern. Eventually, Mickey Mouse called for a retreat.
"GIVE IT UP!" Jacques yelled at Disney, "My book is already a TV show! And they did more damage to the storyline then you'll ever do!"
"It's true," Disney sighed, "I was out done. I mean, how can I compete with pointless filler episodes that added nothing to the plot and added characters and situations that would never be in a Redwall book?"
"AND THEY MADE ME A MAJOR CHARACTER!" Cornflower yelled, "I DIDN'T DO THAT MUCH STUFF IN THE FIRST BOOK!"
"RETREAT!!!" Disney yelled. The Disney characters ran into their elaborate underground caverns. However, before they left, Martin managed to corner Mickey. He didn't have his sword because it was stolen by Matthias, but Martin knew what to do.
"There's something Redwall fans have wanted me to do for a long, long time," Martin growled.
Martin soundly beat up Mickey Mouse, and every Redwall fan in the world suddenly felt content. After about ten minutes, Martin let Mickey go.
"WE ACTUALLY WON!" The Redwallers cheered. The characters who weren't originally featured in the story disappeared back to their own world.
"You too, Triss," The author growled.
"But you were originally going to add me!" Triss whined.
"THAT'S TOO BAD, NOW ISN'T IT?!!?!" The author suddenly screeched. Triss disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Hey guys!" Veil and Dumbo ran up to them, "What'd we miss?"
"Only a huge battle," Mattimeo said.
"So, nothing interesting, right?" Veil said.
"Um, guys, you realize Cluny is unconscious, right?" Rose glanced at him.
"Is he dead?" Matthias asked hopefully, "Because one more of us has to die."
"I AM NOT DEAD!" Cluny jumped to his paws, "I FEEL REBORN! I AM POWERFUL ONCE MORE! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME, CLUNY THE SOMETHING-OR-OTHER!"
"Cluny the Something-or-Other?" Martin asked.
"I can't remember my full title," Cluny rubbed his head, "Nor can I remember why I wanted to conquer Redwall."
"No one really knew in the first place," Jacques assured him, "And if you don't need me, I'll be going now."
He disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"So is the story finally over?!?!" Gonff asked hopefully.
"Of course not!" The author laughed.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!" Walt Disney yelled. Just then, the balloon tied to a rubber duck with a piece of duct tape floated by and stuck to the back of his shirt, carrying him away into the sunset. i told you, I love messing with that laws of physics just for the purpose of randomness.
"I MISSED!" Ice exclaimed, jumping out from behind a rock, "I was aiming for Elisha!"
"HEY!" Elisha screamed, "Chickenhound! Make her stop!"
"WE'RE NOT MARRIED!" Chickenhound, not Slagar, yelled, "We never were! Ice was right when she said we knew each other for less than a week!"
"You're so funny," Elisha laughed, "No. Seriously. We have to go on our honeymoon."
"Help me, Ice!" Chickenhound begged.
"Here," Jack handed Ice another balloon thing, "Tanya got bored again and made me make another one."
Ice pushed it toward Elisha, sticking to her shirt and carrying her off into the air. She then landed on a giant catapult Ice had hastily constructed, which flung her off into the sunset.
"JACK!" Tanya yelled, "THIS SWEATER YOU GAVE ME ISN'T THE RIGHT SHADE OF PINK! GET ME ANOTHER ONE OR WE'RE BREAKING UP!"
She threw it at him none too gently.
Jack sighed. "Yes, Tanya."
"And remember that tonight is foot massage night," Tanya added, "If it's not relaxing, we're breaking up."
Jack glanced at Chickenhound for a reminder of what he had to do. "Tanya," he said, "We're breaking up."
"HOW DARE YOU!" Tanya sobbed, "I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!"
She kicked him in the place you don't want to be kicked and stomped off. Cluny ran after her.
"You know, I'm single too," Cluny said.
"Do I know you?" Tanya asked.
"I am the mighty Cluny the Something-or-Other!" Cluny announced.
"Terrifying title," Tanya rolled her eyes, then got on the bus that was taking the band students back to their school.
After Jack recovered, he went on the second bus to avoid awkwardness.
"What about me?!?!" Lilly asked, "I don't want to be the only one to stay!"
Suddenly, a bunch of pigeons appeared out of nowhere in particular and carried her off into the sunset.
"So in conclusion, Tanya and Jack are going home, Rick is a merman married to Ariel, Lauren ran off into the sunset, Elisha was flung away on a catapult, Lilly was kidnapped by pigeons, and Hector is lost in the tunnels," Warthorn summarized.
"Hector isn't lost in the tunnels," the author explained, "He found a magical portal to the land of Zo, which is the land next to Oz and became the Marvelous Magician of Zo."
"Now is it over?" Gonff asked.
"No, there is still the matter of you guys getting home," the author said, "And one more has to die."
"No," Rose said, "The real reason is because this is the nineteenth chapter, and you want twenty chapters because it just a nice round number."
"SHUT UP!" The author growled, "Ahem. Anyway, the last chapter is next. But it's not the end! I shall reveal my evil plot in the next chapter!"
"I AM AN OCTOPUS!" Cluny suddenly yelled from his brain damage, which ruined the foreboding moment.
At first, I was not happy with the outcome of this chapter, so I took forever editing it and stuff. Actually, I still am not satisfied, but I've left the readers waiting long enough. I'm slightly paranoid at anybody taking offense at the Brian Jacques and Walt Disney thing for any reason. I don't know why you would, but still, I have this disclaimer ready.