If you don't speak...
Spanish:
Diablo: Devil
French:
connard mais sexy américain: stupid but sexy American
Royaume-Uni: UK
Germany: ...... I am a Chinese YoYo?
Spain: DIABLO! DIABLO DIABLO DIABLO!!!!!!!! **waves sword around** DIE, YOU STUPID CABBAGE HEAD!!!!!!
Germany: Cabbage... Leavy Vegetable... LEAVES. LEAVES ARE SEHR GUT!
Liechtenstein: Where's England?
Prussia: JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW-BRICK'D SOUNDS OF PLEAS FOR HELP AND DEATH THREATS, YOUNG DOR- LILLIAN GALE 8D
Liechtenstein: My last name is not "Gale", retard.
Prussia: **backs away** Y-You wouldn't hurt His Awesomeness, r-r-right?
Liechtenstein: I never really got that chance to~
America: No, but, whose Sweet Maple Syrup?
Canada: Never mind, eh.
America; Oh, what. So you're cheating on me now? HUH?
Canada: No, I'm no-
America: That's it, isn't it! I ca- aaahhhhahahahahaha~ why are your haaahahaaaannddssss going in my paaahahaa~nnnts...
Canada: So I can shut you up, tu connard mais sexy américain~
America: Whatever you just said... it sounded, really, really, hot...
France: Well, what about them? **jerks finger at Taiwan, Sey, and... Hong Kong...?**
England: Those are no-ones.
Seychelles: **snaps back into reality** Okay, you guys can go back out it now.
Taiwan: Yes, please~
Hong Kong: God, NO!!!!!!
Korea: You know, porn was-
Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Seychelles: Made in Korea, we know.
Korea: ...I was going to say, "Made in Rome" but OKAY!
Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Seychelles: **DOOOOOOM**
France: Aww, Royaume-Uniii~ **kisses down England's torso**
England: AHHGH!!!!!!! FROG LIPS!!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY FROG LIPS!!!!!!!! **tries to push France away**
Poland: No, like, Poland.
Lithuania: BUT THERE WAS, AND IT, RUSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poland: Like, you sai-
Lithuania: RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poland: .... But h-
Lithuania: RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poland: .....I-
Lithuania: RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- **yelps**
Poland: **has apparently smacked a Lithuanian ass**
Lithuania: What was that for?
Poland: That was, like, to make you totally shut up.
Lithuania: For what?
Poland: **smirk** you'll see~
Lithuania: ....I know that look....
Poland: **chuckles**
Lithuania: **grins** What are you thinking....
Poland: ...I'm thinkiiiiinnnggggg THIS! **smacks Lithuania's butt again**
Lithuania: **yelps**
Belarus: But, Niisaaaaannn~ We need to get married, married, married~
Russia: O.O uh oh.... **grabs China and RUUUNNNSSSS**
China: PUT ME DOWN, ARU! I DON'T LIKE BEING MANHANDLED LIKE THIS, ARU!!!! I'LL BECOME ONE, JUST LET ME WALK, ARU!!!!
Russia: **sighs**
China: DON'T SIGH AT ME, ARU!
Spain: TAKE THIS! *axe hits the ground*
Germany's Head: AH-AH! *loses stability* Wooooo-ooaaAAAAH! *starts rolling down the stairs* OuCH! Aye! Duh! Krautz!
N Italy: DOITSUUUUUU! *runs after Doitsu*
Spain: AH-AH! No-one can defeat the supreme Spain!
S Italy: *eats popcorn* Mmmmh. I need toma-- HEY! Where's the bastard?
Spain: But I'm heeeeeeere!!
S Italy: No, not you. The one who barks to speak.
Spain: He's gone...
S Italy: FOREVER? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *jumps outside the window for the joy*
Prussia: What's wrong with him?
Spain: Germany's gone.
Prussia: Ah, got i--- WAS? *epic drama* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!! MY MONEEYYYYYY!!!
Liechtenstein: *follows the "TAKE YOUR WET SQUISHY LIPS AWAY FROM ME YOU BLOODY WANKER" and enters China Town*
Sealand: China Town? But Mommy, I thought little pink riding ribbon would enter a forest!!
Finland: Once China didn't build his villas all over the world.
China: Hey, do you know how many starving bad wolves come to my restaurant?
Russia: *looks back* SHE'S COMING!!! AAAAAAH! *runs like a princess*
Sweden: Wh't 're y'u do'ng?
Finland: I'm telling our baby a Fairytale.
Sweden: Th't's p'rn.
Finland: Whatever! *keeps on reading*
England: STOP IT! STOP I--Hey! Did someone say... Fairytale? I'M A FAIRY!! *takes out wand*
Hong Kong: NO, DADDY! NOOO--
England: *Britannia Angel-mode* FRANCE, LOOK! I SPARKLE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!!
France: ...Quoi?
England: But I'm sure his eyebrows aren't this hot.
France: England... stop it.
England:*wiggles eyebrows*
France: FOR F*CK'S SAKE, ENGLAND! THERE ARE CHILDREN!
England: Oh. HELLLOOOO CHILDREN!!
Hong Kong: --OOOOO. F*ck.
England: DON'T SWEAR, HONG KONG! Or I won't grant your wishes.
Taiwan: Wishes?
England: Of course! The first one who catches me will have his wish granted. So... CATCH ME! *runs away*
All: TAKE THAT ANGEL!!!
Canada: *giggles* It's the language of love!
Kumajirou: *lightening* THE LANGUAGE OF LOOOOOOOVE!!
America: What was that?
Canada: *stripping* My inner polar bear!
America: *stares* ...I'M GONNA SET IT FREE! *jump on Canada*
Canada: GET OFF!!!!!
America: PRUSSIA! MEXICO! TONY! GIMME MY CHAINSAW!!
Canada: Your WHAAAAAT?? *struggles* HE'S GOING TO CUT ME IN PIECES!!! *sees Germany's head hitting every single step* I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE THAAAAAAT!! *screams like a sissy*
Prussia: ALL MY GREEN SLIPS OF PAPER, GOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! **sobs**
S. Italy: NO MORE POTATO BASTARD!!!!! **glomp-attacks Spain**
Spain: MY FETISHES ARE NOW FUFILLED!!!!!
S. Italy: Whutwuzzat bitch?!
Spain: O.O Uuuurrk... nothiiing~ nothing nothing, nothing at all!
Hungary: SHUT THE F*CK UP! YOU'RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD PORNO!!!!!
Sealand: ...Oh....My...God.... **points at a random window** Momma!! Look!!!
Finland: What is it sweathe- Oh my...
Sweden: ..... pl'stic b'bs?
Sealand: Can I touch them? 8D
Finland: No, honey. Lets just, errr, lets just keep walking.... **tugs Sealand along** Berwald, are you coming?
Sweden: **staring at the plastic boobs** **nosebleed**
Finland: ...Berwald....
Sweden: Th're s'.... re'l'stic....
Finland: **drags Sweden away**
Liechtenstein: **hears the sound of NO THERE ARE CHILDREN** **follows ears**
England: HAAAHAHAHAHAAA! I AM THE BRITTANIA F*CKING ANGEEELLL~
France: My love, come back!
England: CATCH MEH ANd YER GIT A WEEESSSHHHH~! **runs away**
Liechtenstein: O.O"
France: **chases after**
Seychelles&Taiwan: YAOIIII!**follow**
Hong Kong: **in a depressed corner** My dad.... is... GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY *tears*
Russia: C-China... help... meeeeee!!! *cries*
China: Why, aru?
Russia: Ummm... B-BECAUSE BELARUS SCARES MEEEEEEE!!
China: Why should I help you, aru?
Russia: Uhhh.... I'll let you top this time, da.
China: WHY THE HELL ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE, ARU! **drags Russia into the nearest mens room**
Belarus: .....NIIIIIICHAAAAAANNNNNNNN~ WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOOO~? NIIIIICHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN~ I WANNA GET MAAARRIIIIEEEDDDDDD~
Tony: Where's the saw?
Mexico: Saw of chain?
Prussia: WOOHOOO!!! HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! **riding America's chain saw into the sunset**
America: ....Guys?
Tony and Mexico: PRUSSIAAAAAA!!!!!!! GET BACK HEEEEERRREEEEEE!!!!!!! **chasing after Prussia**
America: ....now how'm I gunna set it freeee *whines*
Canada: .... I-I'm alive.... I'M ALIVE!!!!! I'M ALIVE, EH?! **makes out with America**
America: An are hero is as hero liek burrgersss and- O CANADA~ **moans**
Canada: O YOND AND FREE~
America: ....
Canda: ....
America: .... celebration seeeexxxxxx? **puppy dog eyes**
Canada: .... **jumps America**
Hungary: Oh, I so love i-*hit by a flying cat*
Cat: Me-OOOOOOOW! *cat turns into a giant pink radioactive bunny*
Hungary: GET OFF!
Bunny: *glares* WAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Hungary: *takes breath* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Bunny: Meow.
America: AN ALIEN! *kicks Canada out of the window*
Bunny: AAAAAAH! AMERICA!! *jumps away*
America: COME HERE, I WON'T HURT YOU! NOT MUCH!
England: *pirouettes* I AM SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUL!! *jumps on a car* YEEEAAAAH!
France: *takes megaphone* IGGY, SURRENDER! And come here to Nii-chan *sensual tone*
England: *poofs behind France* Hellooo, Franchie!
France: *turns* Whaa-?
England: *head-wand*
France: *turns into a frog* Croak-saint!
Seychelles: Oh, God! HE EVOLVED!
China: Come, Russia! *takes Russia's hand*
Russia: China... *heart splats against a locker*
China: WTF-aru?
Russia: CHINA, YOU MADE IT BEAT TOO FAST! *leans to take heart*
Locker: What's all this noise?
China: Eeeeer... Ni hao!
Locker: Aaaaah! A Chinese! They're gonna invade us! QUICK, ATTACK HIM!
Lockers: LET'S SQUASH! LET'S SQUASH! LET'S SQUASH! *move closer*
Belarus: NIII-SAAAAAAAAAN! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE! LET'S GET MARRIED!! *scratches door*
Russia: BELARUS!! *punches a locker*
Locker: OOOOW! *opens*
Russia: *takes China bride-style* ENTER!
Russia & China: **land on the snow**
Peru: *on a llama* Welcome to Narnia!!
Prussia: *chases llamas riding a chainsaw* KY-AAAAH!! I'LL SEIZE YOUR VITAL REGIONS!! *uses the elastic of his pants as a lazo*
Canada: *still flying* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY!
Greece: *sees the cat running from America* FLUFFY!!
America: *stops* Fluffy?
Greece: It's a long story.
Turkey: I WANNA HEAR IT! *sets a campfire*
Australia: Hong Kong!! What's wrong?
Hong Kong: Daddy-... Daddy is.. *cries*
Australia: *big brother-mode* Hush, I know.. It was hard for me too.. Here. Have a koala.
Hong Kong: *sniffs* Can I give him a firecracker?
Australia: Why not?
Hungary: YEAH! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN! YOU BETTER RUN FOR IT YOU LITTLE, YOU LITTLE.... What the hell was that thing, anyway?
Japan: *shrugs shoulders*
Canada: I BELIEVE I COULD TOUCH THE SKYYYY! **still flying** **sprouts little wings**
Bunny: NOT MUCH?! WAAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
America: DON'T YOU WARGH ME! TONY! COME HELP ME!!!!!
Tony: KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW, AMERICA!!!! **tied up in Prussia's elastic-lasso of awesomeness**
Prussia: HELL YEAH YOU ARE, 'CUZ I'M AWESOME!!!!!!
Tony: BUT I'M NOT A LLAMA!!!!!!!
Prussia: BUT I'M STILL AWESOME!!!!!!!
America: GET BACK HERE, ALIEN BUNNEH THING!!!!!!!
Greece: HIS NAME! IS! FLUFFY!!!!!!!
Russia: It feels like home here~
China: **freezing his butt off** d-d-d-don't you have any coats here?
Russia: No coat, VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!!!!!
Peru: ...we don't have any of those, either.
Russia: WHAT WAS THAT, DA~?
Peru: I-I mean, s-s-s-sure you can have vodka!
Russia: Yaaaaaaayyys!
France: **hops on England's head** mon amourrrrIBBIT.
Taiwan: ... HE CAUGHT HIM! FRANCE CAUGHT HIM!
Seychelles: CAMERA! GET THE FREAKING CAMERA!!!!!!!!!
England: Ah, tooooo baaadd. Soooooo saaaaddd **sniffles**
France: Make me human agggrrrrrIBBIT. English bastarrrrIBBIT.
England: **sigh** Fine. **whacks France with wand sticky thing**
France: **magically turns back into a human** Oh, je t' aime~ **kisses England**
England: //// geddoff me you frog!
Taiwan: I WANNA WISH TOOOOOO!!!!!!!! **glomps England**
England: Grrrr.... fine. What do you fucking want?
Taiwan: YAOI!!!!!!!!!
England: **DOOOOOMMM**
France: What the--
England: *out a cloud of gay sparkling smoke* Hello~~
France: M-Mon cher-- *dry throat*
England: Shut up and fuck me, frog.
Seychelles: **fangirl scream of doom**
Hong Kong: **begins feeding Koala a firecracker**
Australia: Waiiit, what're ya do- **BOOM**
Hong Kong: ....**blinks**....
Australia: ....**blinks**....
Koala: ......**BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP**...... 8D
To Be Continued...