Spanish:
¡Oiga! ¿Quién llama?: Hello, who's speaking?
Japanese:
Nani?: What?
French:
Je ne veux pas: I don't want to.
Russia: *drinks Vodka* Mmmmmmh! I like it!
China: How did you..
Peru: Coca leaves.
China: Oh. Wait! WHAT?
Russia: Loooook, China! A flying donkey!
China: That's Canada-aru!
Cuba: What was tha-? *hit by flying Canada*
Canada: *raise head* Oh, how soft! *bounces on Cuba* Boucy-bouncy!
Cuba: What the- AMERICA!
Canada: *vanilla ice-cream'd*
America: It's time to use my SUPAH-POWAH! *hides behind mobile phone to strip*
Greece: Here, Fluffy. Have some moussaka.
Bunny: *eats moussaka* *turns back to normal*
America: *strikes heroic pose* DON'T WORRY PEOPLE! HERE COMES CAPTAIN AWESOME! *giant rainbow appears*
Greece: Who's daddy's little kitty? Who's daddy's little kitty? *makes faces*
America: NOOOES! I CAN'T FIGHT THE MOOEEEE! AAAAAAAAAAH! *flees*
Japan: Hu-Hungary...
Hungary: WHAT NOW?
Japan: *points at broken camera*
Hungary: *blinks* *blinks twice* ...
Japan: Hungary?
Hungary: Y-Yaoi... No Yaoi...No more Yaoi...Ah. Ahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!*gets insane*
Japan: *calls Seychelles* Answer the phone! ANSWER, YOU LITTLE-
Taiwan: Again! Yes, that was perfect! One more!
Seychelles: France, thrust harder, dammit!
France: I'd like to see you in my place!
England: NO!
France: Uh? *turns*
England: That wouldn't be fun... *blushes*
France: But... SO YOU LIKE ME! *wide smile* Oh, Angleterre! *whispers* You won't regret it...
England: *swallows*
Spain: *answers phone* ¡Oiga! ¿Quién llama?
Japan: Nani?
S Italy: *takes phone* WE'RE SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THIS BASTARD IS TAKEN! GTFO OR YOU WILL DROWN INTO TOMATO SAUCE! *crushes phone*
Japan's Phone: *We're sorry to announce this world is full of idiots. If you want to change planet, ask Tony.*
Japan: THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA BE A PUNK!
Hungary: *looks at Japan* ...Pfft-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Japan: ...Right after killing you. *takes out katana* Aaaaaaaah-
New Zealand: AUSSIE! ARE YOU OK?
Austria: *coldly* Who have you just called "Aussie"?
Switzerland: *petting him* Liebe, who's he?
Austria: Your target.
Switzerland: *takes rifle* Start running.
New Zealand: OHMAI- DADDYYYYY! *runs to England*
Russia: Oh... then, FLYING BEAVER!
China: **facepalm**
Russia: Can we become one now, da~?
Peru: **takes out camera** Hungary-nii-san will be so proud**
China: **sigh** Aii-ya. But I'm topping, aru. That was the deal, aru.
Russia: Yay~!
Peru: 8D **starts filming**
Canada: **ice cream bounces off head** I'm Canada! **sobs**
Cuba: What? **looks closer** ...oh, whoops.
Canada: God damn you, I thought you'd remember me!
Cuba: I did, I ju-
Canada: No you didn't! **still sobbing**
Greece: ...why was America wearing spandex?
Kitty: Mew~
Greece: Awwwww... So cute! **puts kitty on head**
Taiwan: I knew it~
Seychelles: Come on, harder! HAAARRDER! **still taking pictures**
England: N-NO! NOT HARDER, DAMN IT! NOT HA- AHHHH~
France: So you like that, mmm? **smirks**
England: NO I BLOODY DON'T YOU FROG!
France: Don't you lie to me, Angleterre~
England: I- Ohhhh~
Seychelles: YES!
Spain: **looks at Romano** ...what was that you said? **grin**
S. Italy: NOTHING. I SAID NOTHING, DAMN IT!
Spain: Noooo, you said something~
S. Italy: DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, YOU SEXY BASTARD!
Spain: Ohoho~
S. Italy: **blushes** I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I REALLY DIDN'T! I-IT WAS JUST A, ERRR, A SLIP OF THE FUCKING TONGUE!
Spain: Of course it was~ **kisses S. Italy's neck**
S. Italy: N-No, I do- Chi-Chi-Chi-Chigiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Prussia: Oh, what an awesome day this i- **hit with Cuba's vanilla ice cream** **brain falls out**
Hungary: **Prussia's brain falls on head** You can't kill me! I'm too AWESOME! **awesome pose**
Japan: I can kill you, and I will...
Hungary: NEIN!
Switzerland: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN DAMN IT! **chases after New Zealand** WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU- **fires rifle**
New Zealand: ACK! **hides behind tree**
Switzerland: **has apparently lost his voice again and is making incoherent grunting noises and waving his rifle around like its some kind of condom package**
Austria: **sigh** You shouldn't work yourself too hard this early **kisses Switzerland's cheek**
Belarus: *threatening locker* Nii-san... Where is Nii-saaan?
Locker: *sweating oil* Eeer... NARNIA!
Belarus: *takes torch* I'LL BURN IT DOWN! Villagers, let's go!
Villagers: *exit lockers* WE'LL CAPTURE THE BEAST!
Belarus: *glares*
Villagers: WE'LL CAPTURE NII-SAN! *marching* NII-SAN! NII-SAN! NII-SAN!
Chile: THE EARTH IS TREMBLING!
Argentina: An earthquake! *hides under box*
Venezuela: Americans! *hides behind bush*
Russia: BELARUUUUSSS! *runs away*
China: NOOOOO! *glares at Belarus* I'll make wanton out of you! WAAAA!
Liechtenstein: *enters room* ENGLAND! Final-
England: WHAT DOES IT MEAN "I CAN'T DO IT"?
France: I-I don't know,just... It doesn't work! IT DOESN'T WORK, DO YOU GET IT?
Seychelles: *disbelief* No, this is not happening...
France: I'M RUINED! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME? *stops to think**eyes widen* I'LL BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA? *gets hysterical*
England: Calm down, France!
France: JA NE VEUX PAS JE NE VEUX PAS JE NE VEUX PAS! Can you imagine what he'll do to me? HE'LL MAKE ME BOTTOM! AAAAH! *pulls his hair*
Liechtenstein: -woh.
Taiwan: *hands money* Here. Go get something! ANYTHING! *kicks Liechtenstein out*
Liechtenstein: *falls on pavement**glances back* ...France. Pffft-AHAHAHAHAHAH!
New Zealand: AUSTRALIAAA!
Australia: My brother's in distress! TO THE KANGAROO! *jumps in a kangaroo*
Hong Kong: HEY! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
Australia: Don't worry, koalas keep good company!
Koala: *evil grin*
Hong Kong: ...Stay away! My dad is a gay alcoholist!
Canada: NO-ONE RECOGNIZES ME!
Sealand: I feel your pain!
Finland: Peter, don't talk to Canadians! They're half-French!
Cuba: REALLY? *jaw drops*
Canada: Everyone has his dirty little secrets... *blushes*
Hungary: You can't defeat the incredible MANGARY! *launches frying pan manly*
Japan: *avoid pan* No-one can stop an Otaku!
Mangary: Pan, TRANSFORM! *pan grows wings and flies back*
Japan: *pan'd*
Mangary: *jumps on Japan* I WILL SEIZE YOUR VITAL REGIONS!
Prussia's body: *starts moving by himself* Must seize vital regions. *attacks Mangary*
Germany: *rolls down a hill* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *eats bee* BZZZZZZZZZZ!
N Italy: *frolicing through the meadows* DOITSUUUUUUUUU! *trample over an ant**starts rolling down hill*
S Italy: WAIT!
Spain: What! What's there?
S Italy: I'm hungry. *reaches for tomato* Want one?
Belarus: NII-SANNN~ WHERE ARE YOU~?
Villagers: TO THE NII-SAN! TO THE NII-SAN!
Random Villager: Wait... CAR?
Villagers: CARS? WHERE? WHERE?
Belarus: CARS ARE WITH NII-SAN~
Villagers: TO THE NII-SAN!
Sicily: It's, it's... A mob of angry villagers?
Mafia: O.e Oi, Boss, can we kill 'em?
Sicily: **hides behind a tree** NO! NOW GET BACK HERE YOU BRAINLESS PIECES OF SHIT!
Mafia: Mmmmmmkay boss. **hides behind tree**
Russia: I WANTED TO BECOME ONE, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENS! **wails**
China: Aii ya, aru! I didn't even get to make any crab yet, aru!
Hungary: **Prussia's brain falls off head** PrussiaxPanxJapan? ...OHYES~ **watches with interest*
Prussia's Body: REGIONSSSSS... I NEED REGIONS... THEY IS VITAL... AWESOME... I AWESOME... NESS...
Mangary: LOCH NESS!
Japan: ACK! MONSTER! **tries to shove Hungary off** YOU ARE TOO HEAVY!
Hungary: WHO YOU CALLIN' HEAVY, BITCH?
Liechtenstein: **Prussia's brain falls on head** **realizes she just got free money** ...FREE MONEY, YAHOO! **runs away** Now I can... BUY SHIT!
Seychelles: Oh no, oh my god no no no no no no no no nooooo...
Taiwan: Hmmm... uke!France? **gets idea** Seychelles, do you know where Russia is?
France: NO! MON DIEU NO!
England: You won't become one with Russia he's too busy running from Bela-
Belarus: **runs in with Villagers** WHERE IS NII-SAN?
Villagers: NII-SAN! NII-SAN! NII-SAN! NII-SAN!
Belarus: *sees France* Villagers, LAUGH!
Villagers: AH AH AH!
Belarus: TO THE NII-SAN!
Villagers: AYEE! NII-SAN! NII-SAN! *destroy wall and exit*
France: But... But... *low self-esteem*
England: Awww! *motherland-mode* Come here France, let me comfort you...
France: *hugs* I'm not going to suck on your nipples.
Seychelles: YES, YOU ARE!
France: I'D RATHER MAKE OUT WITH CANADA!
S Italy: The Mafia is doing something.
Spain: What?
S Italy: I said... *hand comes out from the floor* EEEEK!
Russia: BELARUUUS! *jumps on Romano* PROTECT ME! *sees Romano* F*ck, not you.
S Italy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU FROZEN FRENCH?
Spain: *throws Tomato at Russia*
China: *hit by tomato* *cleans his face* ...BLOOD!
Russia: *panicks* A DOCTOR! A SURGEON! A SUNFLOWER!
S Italy: A what?
Russia: Quick! The tension is overwhelming!
S Italy: *drops Russia* I HOPE HE DIES THEN!
Russia: *takes out spatula*
S Italy: SPAIN! *hides*
Japan: GET OFF! YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!
Hungary: Are you trying to say I'm FAT? *takes breath* WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Prussia's body: *sees Liechtenstein* Vital Regions...Seize them... *chases Liechtenstein*
Liechtenstein: AHAHAHAH! I'm cute and rich! *hears steps* What the-?
Prussia's body: *dribbles* Waaaaargh.
Liechtenstein: A ROBBER! *runs like a ostrich*
Turkey: Why like an ostrich?
Greece: Because Fluffy likes big birds. Ain't it, Fluffy? Ain't it? You're my cute little kitty! My cute little kitty!
Turkey: Now I get why he started doing drugs.
New Zealand: DON'T KILL ME! MY DAD IS POWERFUL!
Switzerland: *coughs*
New Zealand: DADDYYYY!
Australia: The Hero has come!
America: *crashing roof* So I heard you stole my COPYRITE?
Austria: *plays Bach dramatically*
Switzerland: *shots paino*
Austria: MY BABY!
Russia: **hears the Nii-san chants** Oh no.. oh no no no no, hide me, da!
China: Aii ya **facepalm**
Spain: **takes out a stick** Get out!
S. Italy: GO HIDE BEHIND THE POTATO BASTARD OR SOMETHING, YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD!
Russia: ...actually, that's not a bad idea! **leaves to find Germany** **drags China along**
Seychelles: **gets an idea** CANADA! WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?
Canada: Eh? **pops up out of nowhere**
Seychelles: GO MAKE OUT WITH FRANCE!
Canada: E-EH?
Seychelles: GO!
Taiwan: **pushes Canada onto France**
Canada: AH! **falls on top of France**
France: Mon dieu!
England: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?
Japan: YOURSELF!
Hungary: YOU'RE A WAAAARRRGH!
Japan: OH YEAH? YOU!
Prussia's body: Regions... vital regions...
Liechtenstein: **picks up a rock** STOP CHASIN' ME OR IMMA CRUSH YOU IN YOUR VITAL REGIONS!
Prussia's body: REGGGIIONNNSSSSS...
Liechtenstein: **trips** **brain falls into Prussia's head**
Prussia: WAAA- ...FREE MONEY!
Liechtenstein: YOU again?
Switzerland: SHUT UP, ALL OF YO-
Hong Kong: CHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGEEEEEEE! **sicks massive amounts of Koalas on Switzerland**
Switzerland: ACK! WHAT THE FU- **mass koala'd**
Austria: My baby... my poor, poor baby... **sobbing over piano**
America: YOU LITTLE **attacks Australia**
Australia: WHAT THE HELL, MATE? **attacks back**
Germany's Head: *spits bee* ITALIAAAAH!
N Italy: *runs after him on a sledge* I'LL SAVE YOU DOITSU!
Germany: *sees cliff* SOMEONE MOVE THAT CLIFF AWAY!
N Italy: Ok. *takes out rubber* *cancels cliff*
Russia: *climbing cliff like King Kong* Germany must be here! I heard him squealing!
China: *looks behind* R-Russia! The cliff is disappearing!
Russia: Niet, probably it's Canada.
Canada: PAPA! What are you doing with... Daddy?
England: *stares* Canada... There's something white on your face... What's i-
France: *licks Canada* Hein, it tastes familiar..
England: C-Canada? *gets pale*
Canada: Hey, it's Cuba's, not mine!
All: O.O
Austria: *glares at koalas* First you call me Aussie. Then, you kill my piano. And now you want to invade me with your dirty koalas? NO KOALAS IN AUSTRIA! *roll up his score*
Hong Kong: QUICK! ON THE EUCALIPTUS! *all run to the Eucaliptus*
Australia: My koalas! *throws a crocodile at America*
America: Nooo! Awesome-man now dies! What will happen next?*phone rings* Hello?
Belgium: Seven daaaays...
America: *phone falls* ...ENGLAAAAAAAAND!
Holland: Why did you do that?
Belgium: Because we need more CHAINSAW?
Holland: Chainsa- *wild chainsaw cut his hair* ...HOW YOU DARED! *runs after chainsaw*
Belgium: HOLLAND! WAIT, YOUR-
Mexico: *out of breath* Pardòn, muchacha *anf* did you see a chainsaw?
Belgium: THAT WAY!
Mexico: Come, Tony!
Tony: I come! I come! *jumps tied up in the elastic*
Prussia: GIMME THE MONEY, CHICK!
Gilbird: *slaps Prussia*
Prussia: What?
Liechtenstein: Ooooooh, JEALOUS! *runs away*
Prussia: *stares* ...Is that so?
Gilbird: *blushes* Chirps...
TbC...