Last one! I hope you all had as much fun with these as I did! I won't be doing the prompts for July because I intend to focus my efforts on a real story! So put me on Author Alert if you already haven't so you don't miss it! Thanks for everyone who read and reviewed, it means the world to me! Muah!

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Penname: Jburdick

Original or Derivative (fanfiction): Derivative

Rating/Warning(s)/Note(s): M

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Prompt: Word Prompt: Jalopy

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"Bella?" I heard Edward call as he walked in the front door. I was just finishing up some dishes and he was coming in from a long day of work.

"Kitchen." I called, rinsing the last few cups and drying my hands off. Strong arms circled my waist from behind, moist lips attaching themselves to my neck.

"Mmm, I missed you." Edward sighed into my hair.

I giggled and rubbed my hands over his that rested on my belly. "I missed you too, honey."

"How was your day?" He asked, turning me in his arms to face him. Before I could answer his lips were on mine, hands wandering until my nipples were being pulled gently and a hardness was pressed in between my thighs.

After several minutes of our heated embrace I leaned back against the kitchen counter, his arms still holding me strong. "It was great. Dishes and laundry…So much fun!" I laughed, teasing. I was currently on an LOA, seeing as Edward's and my first child was almost here.

"I have a surprise." Edward grinned, rubbing soothing circles on my swollen belly.

"I hate surprises." I grumbled. "I think you'll like this one. At least I hope." He said, tugging me behind him toward the front door.

"Where are you taking me?" I asked.

"You'll see…the surprise is outside." He answered.

I stopped short when I saw some…thing in the driveway. "What the hell is that?"

I gaped at the large multicolored rusted monstrosity in disgust.

"That is a classic!" Edward approached it and ran his hand over the hood, flecks of paint and rust floating in his wake. Classic or Crappy?

"It's a Jalopy!" I almost yelled, taking a step back from it. Just the thought of standing too close to it grossed me out, and he was touching it! Ugh.

"What?" Edward sounded shocked. "This car is incredible, Bella. She just needs some tender loving care. But she really has great potential."

"Yea, as recycled metal!" I yelled, resting my hands on my belly.

Edward stepped toward me and reached for my face. I ducked and stepped away from him. "Can you please wash your hands before you touch me?" I asked, still disgusted.

"Bella there's nothing on the truck that can hurt you. Your being overly dramatic."

"No I'm not! I'll probably get trichinosis if I even stand too close to it." I cringed.

"You get that from Pork, Bella." Edward sighed, rolling his eyes.

"Yea, well….I'm sure there has been some on it at some point." I argued.

"What are you even going to do with this…thing." I asked, peeking around him at it.

"Restore it. I think it'll be fun, a cool project for the summer." He shrugged.

"Restore it? Edward you can't even change the windshield wipers without help. How the hell do you plan on restoring a piece of shit car?" I put my hands on my hips and cocked an eyebrow at him.

Edward twisted his lips to the side, contemplating what I said. "I'll have help." He nodded and smiled.

"From who?"

"Jake…or Emmett. They know their stuff. And I can change windshield wipers Bella…I only had trouble that one time because…I…well they didn't fit right." He reasoned with me.

I raised my eyebrows at him. "Jake or Emmett? Really?"

"Yea…why?"

"They know about as much about cars as our unborn child!" I said, shaking my head.

I stormed back toward the house, Edward yelling his objections from behind me.

It was going to be a long summer.

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