John Hart was in the most comfortable bed that he had ever been in. The covers loosely over him as he slept, dreaming of long legged blondes and brunettes. Things had taken a slow road since the time agency had closed down and he was the first to admit that he was beyond bored with his life at the moment.
He was located in London for the time being, it was ok for a place to rest his head and to cause a little bit of chaos but he was missing Jack and god forbid, he was even missing Jack's little 'team', there must be something wrong with him.
He was just at the part of being given a massage by one of the hot girls in his dream when the lotion in her hand starting to make a beeping noise. Wait…that wasn't right! It was his wrist strap!
Opening an eye and then the other reluctantly, John groaned as he sat up and reached for his vortex manipulator which was on the bedside table next to him and flipped it open pressing a couple of buttons, rolling his eyes as Jack appeared.
"Well well….look who it is. Miss me Jacky boy?" he asked with a little smirk. "Shut up John! This is serious! What the hell have you done with my daughter!" Jack shot at him, the anger making its way over the hologram. John looked at Jack in complete confusion. "I haven't touched Alice…hang on!" he signed, flipping his vortex manipulator closed and grabbing his clothes as fast as he could.
"What happened?" Ianto asked with a frown, Jack shook his head in mild confusion. He was so damn sure that it had been John but now he wasn't so sure. John had thought he meant Alice. Did he actually know that Ianto and himself had started a family? Probably not. "He disconnected…" he replied, looking at his husband. Ianto was still looking extremely pale and Gwen had gone to get him a hot water and lemon since she remembered that after paralysing lipgloss, it left a horrible after taste in your mouth for hours afterwards.
"So he's the asshole who took my baby sister?" Griffin scowled, his blue eyes flashing in hate. "Griffin! Don't start! Please don't start!" Jack sighed, rubbing his temples. "We don't know that squirt" Owen joined in with a shrug, using the nickname that he would use for Griffin, Tucker got the nickname of Prince of Pain of the Asses which usually got Owen a smack around the back of the head from Jack.
"Well its sorta obvious since what dad told us about him" Griffin argued, whipping his head to the side as he heard a noise just behind him. Tucker rolled his eyes as a figure made his way past him and looked to his dad and da for permission. "No!" Ianto warned, half smiling as Tucker slumped back in his seat with a sulky expression. "Never get to have any fun" he grumbled.
"I'm here! Now what the hell are you going on about Jack? You hit your head or something? You know I wouldn't touch Alice, I'm not that sort of person…well half the time anyway. Not to someone you care about" John started, frowning as Jack raised a hand to silence him. "I'm not talking about Alice! I'm talking about my youngest! Emily-Rose!" he growled at the other ex time agent. "Wait…he knew about Alice and I didn't? I thought you trusted me Jack" Ianto sighed, the hurt in his blue eyes clear to see. Jack reached out and took his lover's hands tenderly and shook his head lightly. "He found out all on his lonesome, call it him having a big nose. Don't get jealous. He was spying Yan" he soothed.
John rolled his eyes as the two men spoke, letting his gaze wander around the room before finalising settling and noticing the two boys who were watching the scene in frustration. "Oh god! You and Eyecandy have been breeding then? Didn't take long did it?" he chuckled. "John, I'm warning you…." Jack snapped, his attention moving to his son as Griffin grabbed hold of the collar on John's military jacket and pulled him close. "Be quiet! Were you the one who took my baby sister? She's five years old, she doesn't deserve this. She's going to be scared and she'll want our dad more than ever! Start talking before I ask dad if I can give you a new hole to speak out of!" Griffin threatened.
John blinked for a few seconds before looking to Jack in surprise. "The mini you has spoken and why didn't you say that she was only a baby? Makes all the difference you know. And thank you for instantly thinking it was me!" John scowled. "Well they used paralysing lipgloss on Ianto! You learnt that trick from me! Who else would know?" Jack shot back. John sighed and looked around at everyone who was in the main hub. "How about….ex time agents? We all know the tricks of the trade" John suggested, watching as Jack paled. "There's more of you?" Owen asked intrigued. "Oh yeah, some really dedicated to bringing down a certain Jack Harkness, and the best way to get to him…go for his heart every single time" John concluded with a shrug. "We'll get her back…we have to" Jack added, getting up.