Act I/ Scene III
(Hokage Stone Faces. Desiree, Naruto, and Shikamaru are waiting for Batman{Marvin. We will label Marvin with "B/M", for "Batman"})
Sh: Where is this "bat" guy? We have been waiting for more than ten minutes now! (sighs) This is so troublesome.
N: (somewhat nervous) Can we even trust this guy, Desi? I heard the guy isn't even human.
D: Don't worry, Naruto. You can-
(Marvin interrupts her. His voice is dark and hoarse{Just like Christian Bale's voice in last year's hit summer movie The Dark Knight}.)
B/M:. . .trust me.
D: [thought] Oh God. He's doing that voice?!
B/M: Uzumaki Sakura has been kidnapped-
(Naruto interrupts him)
N: No shit, genius! What're we going to do?
Sh: Desi and I haven't found anything yet.
(Batman continues, annoyed by Naruto.)
B/M: As I was saying, she's been kidnapped and we have no leads. First off, we'll split up. We have more of a chance finding something about her whereabouts if we do that. Desiree, you're doing a good job with Shikamaru, so you two will stay partners.
N: What about me?
(Batman ponders the question; for if Naruto where to be with him, Naruto may recognize his fighting patterns and techniques.)
B/M: We stay separated. Now, the questions is, where do we start? Answer: we question people, search her favorite hang out spots, etc. I'll stat by searching the S. O. C.: Naruto's house.
N: (confused) "S. O. C."? What the hell does that mean?
Sh: It means "Scene of the Crime". Try to keep up with the acronyms.
N: (sarcastically) Sorry! I'm not a detective like you and the "flying rat" here.
(Batman steps toward Naruto, insulted.)
B/M: At least I am not cursed with a nine-tailed demon fox inside me. For I know "someone" who has something worse inside them.(That "someone" will be revealed in Marvin's new fan fiction, Black Flame Alchemist: Betrayal! Hopefully coming next spring!)
Now move out!
(He walks to the edge of the monument, leaps, and his cape expands, allowing him to "fly".)
D: (laughs) Show off.