Act II/Scene VI

(It's raining really hard. Two figures are talking near a dark alley. One is cloaked while the other is wearing a Sound Nin's usual attire.)

?: That's good news. Send word to Lord Orochimaru.

S. Nin 1: Yes, Kabuto-sama. I shall-(The Sound Nin gets pulled into the alley. He screams but it ends with a snapping noise.)

Ka: I'm not stupid. I know YOU'RE in there. Why don't you come out fight me like a real man.

B/M: I have. (Kabuto gasps in fear. Batman ties his arms and legs, pulls out his grapple gun and they ascend up the Hokage Stone Faces. The vigilante holds Kabuto over the edge with one arm, headfirst. His glasses fall.)

Ka: You're not going to drop me. You don't have the guts!!!

B/M: Oh really? [Thought] Time to play "bad cop".

(Underneath his mask, Batman grins maniacally grins and lets go of Kabuto, but he catches him. He now can see that Kabuto is about to tell him what he wants to hear.)

Ka: Alright! I'll talk! I'll talk!!!

B/M: [Thought] He's stalling. I can feel it. [Speaks] Will you now? (Activates his sharingan, placing Kabuto in a genjutsu. Kabuto sees Batman as a terrifying Oni.)

Ka: T-they're in Tanzaku! Orochimaru has the girl! We kidnapped her because he's suffering from a rare skin disease!

B/M: What's the disease? Why did you kidnap her? And who helped you kidnap Sakura?

Ka: E-epidermolytic hyperkeratosis! It's a rare skin disease that turns the infected individual's skin scale-like! WE kidnapped her because we think she mat be able to synthesize a vaccine. A-and the one's who helped me were Karin, Juugo, and Suigetsu! I-I told you where he is, why we kidnapped her, and who helped me get her. Now please, let me go!

B/M: (chuckles) Very poor choices of words.

Ka: WHAT?! Wait! NOOOOO!!!!!!

(Batman laughs maniacally as he watches Kabuto plummet down to the concrete far below. After a while of standing at the edge of the monument, he calls Desiree.)

B/M: Hey. I found a few leads. I interrogated Kabuto. He says that Orochimaru is holding her captive in a hideout in Tanzaku. I'm going to the Forest of Death to check if there is anything we can use to find any more leads.

D: Nice work! I'm going to-

B/M: This bit of info will REALLY interest you. Karin helped is one of the kidnappers.

D: WHAT?!!? I'M GONNA KILL HER!

B/M: (laughs) Oh no you're not "Ms. I Can Kick Ass Even Though I'm Pregnant".

D: (sighs) Okay, FINE!

(Batman reaches the F. O.D. He begins to search for clues. He still talks to Desiree.)

B/M: Do you want me to bring your glasses? That'll look nice at-(He sees Karin sitting in low tree branch.)-Hey you! Slut with glasses!

Kar: (flirty) Wow. You sure must have a really kinky mind to run around in that outfit this late at night. I LIKE THAT!

(She jumps down from the branch and begins to circle him, checking him out. Batman/Marvin doesn't even move a muscle and ignores her statement.)

B/M: Why did you help kidnap Sakura? What do you gain in this?

(Karin puts her hands behind her back, trying to look cute, sexy and innocent.)

Kar: Oh, you'll find that after we play a little game of "TAG"!!!!(She runs toward a tree and starts to climb it. Batman/Marvin chases after her.)

B/M: You know, that offer's still on the table if you want to get her.

D: LEMME AT HER!!!!!!!!!!

B/M: Okay, I just gotta-(He reaches a long, open branch. Karin's no where to be found.)-Crap. Where did she go?

(Batman/Marvin walks along the branch. Karin's throws a poison tipped needle at him! The needle strikes its target right in a gap of Batman/Marvin's costume! He falls, surprised and tranquilized.)

(Whispers) Stupid, stupid, STUPID! This was a trap and I fell right into it!

D: Marvin?! What going on? Did she drug you?!(Desiree feels the fear in her friend's answer.)

B/M: (Whispers) Oh, God, help me! She just pulled out bondage straps outta her jacket! HELP ME!!

D: Don't worry! TELEPORTATION JUTSU! FOREST OF DEATH!

(Desiree appears in a different region of the forest. In front of her stands Karin, but her caped friend's not to be found.)

What have you done to him?! Where is he!?

Kar: You're too late, Desiree. Batman's somewhere else in the forest with a kage bunshin of me, ready to screw him, and then send him to Lord Orochimaru as a new body!!!! You'll never find him!

D: Bitch, please! You think that's gonna stop me from finding him?! (She unsheathes a katana and slashes Karin, but it turms out to be a kage bunshin!)

[Thought] If that was the kage bunshin, then that means. . . OH MY GOD. I have to find him!

(She runs off. Fade to black)