Act II/ Scene VII

(Desiree has arrived in the Forest of Death! Batman/Marvin is being raped by a total slut! The hero of the film is grave danger! D: That's what we call "irony"!! M: Shut up! D: No, you shut up!)

D: [Thought] Where are you, Marvin?! [Speaks] Hey Orochimaru's bitches! C'mon and fight me! I know you're hiding! [Thought] Huh? What's that noise?

(She hears someone singing. It's Karin!!!)

Kar: "Hey babe, it's lucky day! Shut your mouth! We're gonna do it my way. C'mon baby don't be afraid 'cuz if it wasn't for date I'd get laid!"

(Desiree finds them and is disgusted. She grabs Karin and throws her to a branch far below them.)

D: Get off of him, sicko!!!

(Batman/Marvin manages to break free of his bonds. Desiree turns to her friend and asks "Are you okay?", but he's gone!)

[Thought] Where'd he go? (She sees him perched on a branch above her, gripping his cape, preparing to hurl himself at the slut that raped him.)

(Whispers) Marvin?

(He leaps toward Karin with blinding speed, cape shaping itself to look like wings. Karin looks up at him in fear.)

B/M: (shouts) MANGEKYO SHARINGAN!!!!!

(Karin's too terrified to flee from the "monster" that she sees before her. Deisree activates her sharingan, curious about what Karin sees. What she finds somewhat terrifies her. Batman taunts Karin as they fall.)

(Sarcastically) why so scared? There's nothing to fear but fear itself! Too bad for you, your Sound Nin buddies, and Orochimaru, because I AM FEAR!!!! (He punches Karin, knocking her out. He gropes for his utility belt for his grapple gun. . . .but it's not there! The two are almost to the ground from a seven story drop.) [Thought] This is gonna hurt.

(The impact knocks the breath out of the hero and he falls unconscious. Desiree climbs down the massive tree. She heals Marvin. She kicks Karin's limp body.)

D: Stupid ho.

(Marvin regains consciousness. He's still a bit dizzy from the pain of the fall and Karin's poison needle. Desiree turns to him.)

D: God, you're such a sadist. "Because I am fear?"

(He walks away into the shadows, limping, but he stops and speaks to her. His back is turned. He removes his disguised voice.)

M: You didn't need to activate your sharingan.

D: I was curious-

M: "Curiosity killed the cat." Please don't do that again. The more you do that; you'll end up psychologically scarred. (He begins to walk away again.)

D: I believe you're missing one of your "toys", here. (She tosses the grapple gun. He catches, fires it, and leaves without a word.)

[Thought] Not even a "thank you"? How rude. (sighs) Ninja Art: Teleportation Jutsu. Home.