Act III/Scene IV
(It is 3:30 a.m. Orochimaru's speaking to one of his followers.)
O: It's been three days now. Kabuto should've been back here yesterday. Unless. . .
S. Nin 2: Unless what, Lord Orochimaru?
O: There have been rumors of a man in Konoha dressed like a bat killing wanted nin.
(The Sound Nin ponders on the statement.)
S. Nin 2: A bat . . . . . . oh! The rumors are true, my lord! One of our spies recalls seeing Kabuot-sama being. . .
O: "Being what"?
S. Nin 2: He's, um-
(Orochimaru loses patience and grabs his follower by the throat.)
O: OUT WITH IT! WHAT HAPPENED TO KABUTO?!?!
S. Nin 2: H . . . he's-(gasps for air)-DEAD!!! The Batman killed him!
(Orochimaru releases him.)
O: Did he now? Enlighten me.
S. Nin: Batman tied him up and brought him to the top of the Hokage monument. After a while, he just dropped him headfirst.
(Orochimaru curses through gnashed teeth, for his best subordinate is dead. A minute passes. Orochimaru licks his lips.)
S. Nin: What is it, my Lord?
O: I think I just found myself a new body. (He turns his back to his follower.) Go and increase the security around the entrances.
S. Nin: Why, my Lord?
O: Because the caped hero just might try to rescue the "damsel in distress". And if he does come here, the trap will ready. . . . . .AND I WILL HAVE A NEW BODY!!!!! (Laughs maniacally)
-Fade to black-
W: Sure thing. . .GPS's online, brakes are good, oil tank's fuel, nitrous tank's full, throttle online, weapon and defense system are in the green light, and emergency eject system's good. All systems go. You're good.
M: Thanks, Winry. I-
W: (Ecstatic) YOU BETTER NOT DESTROY THAT THING! ALL THOSE ALL NIGHTERS I WENT THROUGH BUILIDING THOSE "TOYS" OF YOURS!
(Marvin disguises his voice.)
B/M: You worry too much. It'll be fine. (He hits the throttle and rides off the Tanzaku.)