From Marshmellow(seriously get an account so we can be friends!):

I FEEL INCREDIBLE! I'm reveiwing alot... That dosen't matter though.

Time: ...

Oil: *small smile*

1. Would you EVER consider trusting me in a hospital?

Time: Depends. How much experience and sanity do you have?

Oil: I guess I would...

2. Do you think people on youtube pretending to be RMs are idiots?

Time: Yes.

Oil: Not really.

3. Hey, let's do it!

Time: O_O;;;;; WHAT THE F***? NO!

Oil: Err...let's not and say we did, okay? ^_^;;;

4. Why do you look like a little boy, when you have 'man' in your name?

Time: *GLAAAAARE* What does it matter to you?

Oil: _ Man always sounds cooler than _ Boy.

6. Okay, so if a marshmellow where to be able to talk, move around, talk backwards, dna ksa diputs snoisteuq, would you be it's friend?

Time: ...Okay, where's number 5? And if said marshmellow is as obnoxious as you, then no.

Oil: A sentient marshmellow...I guess.

10. I skiped #5, did you notice?

Time: *deadpan look* You also skipped 7-9.

Oil: ...

From CSHOT:

Timeman, would you let me use you as an alarm clock and or pager when I need to do something on a particular day?

Time: ...if you pay me with candy or other sweets, then yes. Otherwise, no.

Can I keep you in my house, Brah?

Time: NO.

Oil: Maybe.

Oilman we should BBQ together sometime.

Oil: Sure, man!