From Candyman:
HEY KIDS, I'M HERE TO ASK YOU PROBABLY-NOT-REALLY-VERY AWKWARD QUESTIONS.
Both: O_o;;;;
Ready?
Time: No...
Oil: Maybe...
1. Ya'll are so small! Do you need help to get things from high up places?
Time: *not liking the jab at his size; flips you off* No, I do NOT! I am perfectly capable of getting things from high places without any assistance!
Oil: That's not what you said when you were trying to get the pocky from the kitc-
Time: *covers Oil's mouth* SHUT UP!
2. Timeman! Do you ever get tired of that constant ticking? Or do you find it rather enjoyable?
Time: No, I quite like the ticking. It's calming.
3. Can you sit on my lap?
Time: ...why?
Me: *grabs them both and sets them on your lap*
Time: *blushes angrily*
Oil: *doesn't mind*
4. Oildude, Can you dance?
Oil: Heck yeah, I can dance! *breakdances*
5. Show me yo moves.
Time: *shows off his time arrows and time slow*
Oil: *does all kinds of tricks on his oil slider*
6. Now, both of you Oilman get behind and Timeman bend over!
Oil: With pleasure~!
Time: *blushes furiously* W-W-W-W-WHAT? WAIT JUST A MINUTE-! *is forcefully bent over by Oil*
Oil: Hehehehehe~!
Time: *high pitched screaming*
[CENSORED]
Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
(After they're done...you know)
Time: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LET'S NOT!
Oil: *does it*
Time: WTF. O_o;;;;