Note: I typed this one up at my grandparents house. Also, Happy Fourth of July everyone!
From Teribane:
But if I don't ask you depressing questions, who wi - *is hit by time arrow from previous chapter* Fine, fine, I'll spare you. This time. *evil laugh*
Both:*not liking that evil laugh*
1) Auto/Dr. Light manages to build something that allows you to remotely reprogram ALL of Wily's robots. What do you do with it?
Time: *gets this very creepy, very evil grin on his face* Humiliate Flash Man and Centaur Man...and Tengu Man while I'm at it~!
Oil: *inches away from Time*
2) If you could design a Robot Master, what would you make?
Both: *don't answer, they just give you unamused looks*
3) Do you have any secrets you haven't told anybody? You don't have to say what they are, a simple yes or no would be fine.
Time: Yes...
Oil: Not really.
4) Can you think of anybody/anything that would cause Wily to give up on world domination?
Both: *think for a moment* No.
That's all for now. Thanks for replying!
Time: Hm.
Oil: No prob.
From Candyman:
I am sad you think I'm weirder than that overgrown ball of sugar, anyway, DID YOU GUYS MISS ME? 'course you did now on with the questions.
Time: Because you are weirder than Marshmellow, and NO, I DID NOT MISS YOU!
Oil: Jeez, Time, cool it...
1. If I could give you a great deal of three square meals a day, and your very own room would you both be willing to live with me? we could party like rock stars.
Time: Tch. Tempting, but we already get that treatment here at Dr. Light's la—
Oil: *interrupts* Party like rockstars? You've got yourself a deal!
Time: OIL MAN!
2. I watch you at night, Babe.
Both: O_o;;;
3. What are your thoughts on the emotional little Enker?
Time: Enker? I've heard about him from Rock, but I've never met him in person, so I can't really answer this.
Oil: Ditto.
4. I want all of you little DLNs in my house, dear god. Anyway, does the clock on your chest ever move, Timeman?
Time: *blushes* W-well, too bad, you can't have us! And yes, the hands do move!
5. Fake man gives you a ticket for being so cute, wat do?
Time: *BLUUUUUSH* I-I-I'M NOT CUTE...!
Oil: *shrugs*
6. OILMAAAAAANNNNNNN - You'd be a town favorite where I live, isn't that nice?
Oil: *smiles*
7. Okay, those were not really questions but awkward statements with question marks at the end but fine, here's an actual question; what's 3 x 3 / 3?
(A/N: I understand the multiplication part, but what's the slash supposed to mean? Division?)
Time: 3.
From Marshmellow:
*throws firecrackers at you guys* HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! I love you two so much.
Time: ! *firecrackered* AAAH! I-if you like us so much, why did you do that?
Oil: *dodged with the Oil Slider* Happy 4th to you too!
1. Gay or straight?
Time: *BLUUUUUUUUUSH* W-w-why the hell should I tell you?
Oil: We're both bi.
Time: GODDAMNIT OIL! *tries to strangle Oil*
2. Elecman is cool. DON'T YOU THINK SO TOO?
Time: HELL NO!
Oil: Sorta.
3. Can I sleep in your room tonight? Fireman's room kinda makes me puff up too much.
Time: Sleep with Oil. I already share a room with Rhythm.
Oil: Sure, I guess?
4. You wanna play Bassball? I got the bat right here!
(A/N: Haha, I see what you did there. Forte won't stand for it though!)
Time: And risk getting our a**es kicked? I don't think so.
Oil: I'm with Time on this one.
5. Ouy evol I. Can you read that?
Time: *he can; blushes* Y-you're lying, anyway.
Oil: *smile*
6. Have you ever been tortured by any RMs? (If you haven't, just wiggle for me.)
Time: F***ING ELEC MAN. ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.
Oil: _;;;;;
7. C'mon, let's do the Skullman! *STAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEE*
(A/N: And more internetz for you~! XDD)
Time: *creeped out* Please stop that.
Oil: *stares back*
Hee... See you guys later!*throws more firecrackers and runs back into Elecman's room*
Time: *firecrackered again* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oil: *once again dodges*