From Vile EXE:

*facepalms* Who lets these random nutjobs in here?

Time: Ugh. Blame the author.

Me: HEY!

Anyway, time for some questions that aren't nonsense.

Time: Thank god.

Oil: I kinda like nonsense...

#1: What's your favorite holiday?

Time: Halloween. I get free candy and I don't even have to dress up.

(A/N: Yes, my version of Time Man has a huge sweet-tooth, so he'd appreciate it if you sent him sweets.)

Oil: Christmas! I get to be with my family and exchange gifts!

#2: Which Robot Masters do you think your weapons would be strong against?

Time: Guts Man, Hard Man, Quick Man, Turbo Man, and Nitro Man.

Oil: Elec Man, Spark Man, Cloud Man, Clown Man, Dynamo Man, Plug Man, and Sheep Man.

#3: What kind of girl's your type?

Time: *blushblushblush* A-ah...w-well, a girl who's punctual, first of all, and who will respect my wishes and give me space when I need it, b-but will also be there to console me when my mood is low...

(A/N: His [fanmade] sister, Rhythm, basically fits this to a T. Yes I am implying robo-incest.)

Oil: Someone who's loud and likes to party, and who's not afraid to take risks!

#4: Which of Dr. Cossack's robots do you get along with the most?

Time: Bright Man.

Oil: Ring Man.

#5: Hey Time, you wanna see something hilarious? Watch this. Three, two, one... (Elec Man gets covered in tar and feathered, then is forced to wear a dress and tap dance)

Time: Pfft...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolling on the floor laughing so hard he can't breathe*

I'm out before I get zapped! See ya!

Time: *between laughs* Yeah, y-you...y-you do that!

From LyraMelody:

Hiya!I have some more questions and presents! ( Gives Time a Beam Saber and Oil a large but lightwight hammer) I thought you might like them so you can kick the butts of those Robot Masters you seem to hate.

Time: *creepy smile* Wonderful~!

Oil: Sweet!

1: Time, why do you hate Elecman so much?

Time: He's arrogant, vain, self-centered...

2: Is he a pervert or something?

Time: AND THAT! HE HID A F***ING VIDEO CAMERA IN MY ROOM AND TOOK FOOTAGE OF ME SLEEPING! AND HE ****S OFF TO IT, THE PERVERTED B******!

3: Oil, How does your Oil Slider work?

Oil: Basically, the oil is a specially made type designed to stretch out under the user's feet and act like a board.

From Teribane:

Happy 4th of July to you guys too! Now for more depressing ques - ah wait, I haven't thought of any yet. *insert swear word here* You guys are spared once more.

Time: Thank you.

Oil: Awesome.

1) Time, what's one thing you would most want to change about Elec Man to make him stop being such a **** to you?

Time: His arrogance, definitely. I can deal with his vanity just fine.

2) Oil, what do you do when you're really REALLY bored?

Oil: I either listen to music or read.

3) Is either of you scared of heights?

Time: *blushes slightly* U-um, I am...blame it on a bad experience with a hot air balloon...*shudders*

4) My little sister, who knows nothing about you except that you're robots, wants to know, "What are you doing here?" (I'm assuming she thinks you're built by aliens and were sent to this planet for some reason. O.o)

Time: *secretly thinks that's cute* Well, hello to your sister. We were built by a man named Dr. Light to help people. I was built to control time, and Oil Man was built to help in oil refineries.

5) What's the best way you know to screw around with Wily's head?

Both: Cloning.

Time: We got our hands on a cloning machine and used it on Rock to create about fifteen clones, then sent them to wreak havoc on Wily's fortress, it was hilarious!

Oil: Heck yeah it was!

6) Another brainchild of my little sister - "How much money do you have?" Oh, and, "How old are you?"

Time: As much money as Dr. Light gives us. And we're both about...fourteen years old, physically.

7) If and when you go on the internet, what do you usually do there? (Other than this?)

Time: Read news articles, watch videos, those things.

Oil: Same.

That's all for now. Thanks for replying!

Time: Anytime.

Oil: Seeya~!