Blood Is Blood Ch 1
Pein sat at the desk in his office; he had so much paper work to do, but had really lost his desire to do it. Konan sat on the other side of the desk, watching her boyfriend rub at the back of his neck tiredly. "Want me to rub your shoulders for you?" She asked, suddenly from behind him. He glanced at the chair she had just been sitting in and laughed. "Sure." He said shaking his head.
He couldn't get used to the fact that she moved at lightning speed, being a vampire was handy to her, but annoying at times to him. He laughed and shook his head again. "What?" She asked, kneading the muscles in his shoulders. "Nothing, love." He said. She shrugged her shoulders and continued to massage his.
The phone rang a moment later. Pein grabbed the receiver and sighed. "Hello? Hey Z, what's up? Sure hold on." He pulled the receiver down to cover the mouth piece and motioned to Konan. "Find Haku, will you? Tell him Zabuza's on the phone." She nodded and hurried out of the room.
A moment later the extension was picked up and Haku spoke. "Got it, thanks." Pein cradled the receiver and watched as his vampire girlfriend seemed to float into the room. She was in his lap in an instant and kissed him softly. He sighed contentedly as she laid her head on his shoulder, running his fingers through her blue (yes blue) soft hair. If he had to choose a perfect moment, this would be it.
Haku sat on the floor, with his back to the wall. He tangled the phone wire around his hand again and blushed as Zabuza told him how much he missed him and loved him. He repeated those same words and asked when he would be coming home, getting a next week and a sound like kissing, he repeated the sound and hung up. He smiled and hugged his knees; he couldn't wait until next week when his werewolf boyfriend would be home to hug him instead.
Zabuza sat in the café eating his near raw steak and drank his tea. He was in London right now, but he would be back with his lover next week, and catch up on things with his brother. His search was becoming futile.
Sasori and Itachi sat in the kitchen, talking when Hidan came in covered in blood. The two vampires eyed the third vampire with interest. "Is that from your meal?" Sasori asked. "No, dumbass, its from my ritual." He rolled his eyes and walked to the sink. Sasori shook his head and wondered for the millionth time how Kakuzu could put up with him. Speaking of the devil, Kakuzu walked in and began bitching at Hidan for getting blood everywhere.
Taking that as a hint, Sasori and Itachi left the kitchen. Entering the living room to find Haku drawing and Kisame watching t.v. Kisame was a cross between human, shark and vampire so his taste in t.v. shows was a little strange. At the moment piranhas were tearing into some other fish. Haku was drawing a carnival; he always drew festive things like that, because he said "Being a vampire is drab enough without acting like it."
None of them were ever to sure about what he meant exactly. Itachi sat next to Kisame and watched in disgust as the little fish were shredded to bits. He shuddered at the thought of Kisame's teeth doing that to him. It's a good thing that he and Kisame were lovers; otherwise he would probably have nightmares.
Zetsu entered the mansion after disposing of his last two meals. He entered the living room in time to see the show change to one about plants. He was obsessed with plants of any sort and no one really knew why. He was a vampire with green hair and a split personality. Kisame had once joked about Zetsu's split personality and had been miraculously poisoned with plant fertilizer chemical. So now no one says anything but hello or goodbye to the obsessed plant man.
If you really want to see blood shed, make dog jokes about Pein, Zabuza, or Kakuzu, and you'll get your share of blood spilled and pain to spare. Haku will run off and cry and Konan will try to castrate you for talking about Pein and/or making Haku cry. Hidan will join in on making the jokes about his own boyfriend and then beg forgiveness later when he can't get sex. It can get pretty scary sometimes.