*Busted and a Surprise*

*Disclaimers- I don't own anything from Lord of the Rings, but I do own my wacky characters.

*Again this story is ~*~dedicated~*~ to my BEST FRIEND ***DJAP! ***

*Last time-It started when Gemly saw two male elves have sex in the open. Later that day Gemly and Sparkles got into a ridiculous argument… which happens all of the time… they had dinner later… they missed lunch from arguing. Sparkles's mom embarrassed poor Sparkles at the beginning of dinner, they talked… (By they I mean Sparkles, Gemly, and Sparkles's parents.) Sparkles and Gemly went upstairs; Gemly grabbed clothes from his room then went to Sparkles's room, then throughout the night Sparkles and Gemly had sex, Sparkles started a somewhat tiny argument, Gemly asked if they were still friends, and Sparkles agreed to staying friends.

From there we continue

*Busted and a Surprise*

They slept the rest of the night; Gemly still in Sparkles like he said he would be, and Sparkles is well… just sleeping. Little did they know that what they just did earlier will change everything completely.

***********EARLY MORNING OF THE NEXT DAY*************

Sparkles woke feeling something brush across his sweet spot.

Sparkles- AHH!

Gemly- mmm... something wrong elf?

Sparkles- AHH! STOP! Moving forward

Gemly- I'm only moving forward to keep my where it was during the night.

Sparkles- YOU ARE STILL IN ME!

Gemly- WELL! SO I AM! You know what let's have another round, shall we?

Sparkles- I'll regret saying this but fine… just one short round… just thrust up inside me over and over against my prostate… that way we can get done faster, okay?

Gemly- YAY! THANK-YOU ELF!

Before Gemly did anything, he pulled out of Sparkles, crawled up Sparkles's chest, and then got Sparkles into a deep, hot, feverish kiss. He ended it quickly and went back down and inserted himself back into Sparkles and thrusted his cock over and over against Sparkles's sweet spot. He received many moans out of the elf, ('his elf, he thought,' 'moaning sweet sounds of their love making.') which caused him (Gemly) to go faster. Sparkles couldn't take it anymore and came hard against his stomach, causing Gemly to cum hard as well. After that, Gemly pulled out and crawled near Sparkles's shoulder.

Gemly- Now we made love, so now I guess we're lovers right?

Sparkles- I THOUGHT we agreed to stay FRIENDS GEMLY!

Gemly- Well... I wanted to know what it would be like if we kissed...

Sparkles- You wanted to do what those two guys did I assume?

Gemly- That and- and…

Sparkles- and what Gemly?-

Gemly- and I LOVE YOU SPARKLES!

Sparkles- … That wasn't in a soft romantic voice.

Gemly- ELF! YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING DONE THEY WAY YOU WANT IT! YOU SPOILED, KNOW-IT-ALL-

********KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! *************

Sparkles- Oh! Damn it! WE ARE SO BUSTED!

Gemly- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ELF?

Sparkles- I DON'T KNOW!

Gema- Hey! Come on you two! BREAKFAST TIME! COME ON!

Sparkles- Now?

Gema- Yeah!

Shimmer- Watch out

Gema- Okay… but what are you going to do-

**********BOOM! ************

Shimmer and Gema- AHH!

Sparkles and Gemly- AHH!

Shimmer- WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?

Gema- NO! I THINK YOU MEAN WHY AND HOW LONG AGO DID THIS HAPPEN?

Gemly- One- After dinner, two- not even ten minutes before you busted down that door did we finish... well we had another earlier this morning-

Sparkles- GEMLY!

Gemly- WELL WE DID!

Shimmer- YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE SPARKL-

Sparkles- HOLD THAT THOUGHT!

***Sparkles grabbed his legging from yesterday and then grabbed a big empty flower vase***

********Poor Sparkles got sick***** (Of course we all know what's that's about! *WINK* Teehee! MORNING- SICKNESS!)

Gema- You don't think-

Shimmer- THERE'S NO WAY MY BROTHER IS ONE OF THOSE GUY ELVES THAT CAN HAVE BABIES?

Gema- But…WHAT IF HE IS? WILL THE BABY COME OUT AS A DWARF OR AN ELF? AND I'LL HAVE "IT'LL PROBABLY COME OUT A HOBBIT!" And not- "A DWARF WITH POINTY EARS!" Though that would be pretty cool I think…

Shimmer- Gema, who knows! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO START GOING OFF DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE! BUT MY MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO-

Sir Jewel- We're going to what?

********Sparkles done with getting sick**********

Sparkles- I think the correct word would be 'freak.'

Shimmer- Yeah… freak.

Sir Jewel- far from it; SPARKLES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

Lady Crystal-You always gave the impression on not being that… WAY!

Gemly- GAY?

Lady Crystal- THAT WOULD BE THE WORD!

Gema- I didn't think my brother was either.

Lady Crystal-Oh dear, we'll get through this somehow.

Sparkles- By through this, you will just… have to accept the fact!

Gemly-BUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE DIDN'T HAVE THE THOUGHT ON BEING HOMOSEXUAL…well… not at first… but I WAS CURIOUS WHEN I SAW TWO OTHER GUY-ELVES HAVE SEX… AND SPARKLES HELPED ME WITH SOME WEIRD FEELINGS THAT I WAS HAVING AFTER SEEING WHAT I SAW! NOT ONLY THAT! BUT- I LOVE HIM! IS THAT A PROBLEM?

Sir Jewel- …Uh

Lady Crystal- … …

Gemly- DIDN'T THINK SO!

Sparkles- Gemly… I think you need to cool down a bit.

Gemly- NO! YOU COOL DOWN A BIT!

Sparkles- I'M NOT THE ONE YELLING!

Gemly- WELL YOU ARE NOW!

Sparkles- ONLY BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT!

Gemly- "WELL ONLY BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT!"

Sparkles- Oh! Now THAT'S REAL MATURE! NOT! AND YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BEING RIDICULOUS!

Gemly- As you would say, "This argument is ridiculous!"

Sparkles- Now who's the know-it-all?

Gemly- THAT'S MY LINE!

Sparkles- HAHA! NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT!

Gemly- And your point is?

Sparkles-don't start, let's get a bath and go down to eat… the rest of you go ahead without us, we'll be down shortly.

*********With that all said they all did exactly********* (Sparkles is being the responsible one now! Teehee! YAY!)

******After Breakfast*******

~~~~~Sparkles got sick again~~~~

Gemly- You okay elf?

Sparkles- … …

~~~~Sparkles stopped once there was nothing left to spew~~~~

Sparkles- No I'm not

Sir Jewel- Come, lets get you checked out my son.

Sparkles- Alright

Gemly- On one condition

Sir Jewel and Sparkles- Which would be?-

Gemly- That I can come too

Sparkles- Well of course you can Gemly!

Gemly- HEEHEE!

******AT THE HEALER'S*******

Healer- Uh huh… hmm… hmm…

********* S SHORT MOMENT PAUSE! *****************

Healer- Well it's obvious, you're pregnant.

Sparkles- REALLY?

Healer- Yes, you'll be getting sick-

Gemly-He's done that twice already!

Healer-Well, he'll be doing a lot more of it. Now, you will be cramping, as well as feeling tired a lot, as well as strange food cravings; OH! And moody… you will have mood swings, but of course you know how that goes.

Gemly- He was already moody before being pregnant

Sparkles- GEMLY!

Gemly-IT'S THE TRUTH!

Sparkles-WELL SO HAVE YOU

Gemly- BUT NOT AS BAD AS YOU!

Healer-So where's the other parent?

Sparkles-Well he's um...

Gemly- That would be me!

Healer-Oh my! That's really odd... well I could give you a slip for counseling… from the looks of it.

Sparkles- Counseling wouldn't do this ridiculous dwarf here, any good!

Gemly- Counseling wouldn't do this MOODY! KNOW-IT-ALL-ELF HERE ANY GOOD EITHER!

Sparkles- WELL I LOVE YOU TOO!

Gemly- Well… I love you a lot

Sparkles- Awe…that's the only nicest thing you have ever said.

Gemly- I've said TONS OF NICE THINGS!

Sparkles-Yeah, but that was how long ago?

Sir Jewel-Don't start you two; thank you for your help healer.

Healer- Anytime!

~*~*~To Be Continued! ~*~*~

Well what do you guys think? Good or bad? REVIEW PLEASE! THEY ARE ALWAYS TREASURED AND LOVED! BY THE WAY WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BABY WOULD BE? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR GUESSES ARE! TEEHEE! Oh! And yeah I know a lot of Sparkles and Gemly arguments. GOOD TIMES! GOOD TIMES! It wouldn't be humor without them… well… it wouldn't be qualified somewhat humor without them.