~*~Crazy Month Number FOUR! ~*~
Disclaimer- I don't own Lord of the Rings, this gets annoying after awhile, saying this every time… no offense, but for certain writers out there who write their stories on paper first before typing, then understandment on, that it kills the wrist man! SERIOUSLY!
Last Time- Again not much happened. Sparkles had many weird food cravings for the whole entire month.
So now we continue with this next short crazy chapter… well it's a little longer than the last but still- ONWARDS!
~* Crazy Month Number FOUR! *~
Sparkles, still gets sick, and he still has weird food cravings. He has a lot of ridiculous arguments with Gemly. Yes our elf gets all mood-swingy.
Gemly- HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ELF?
Sparkles- UNTIL I'M SATISFIED AND FULL! I MEAN HELLO! I'M FEEDING ANOTHER PERSON TOO REMEMBER?
Gemly- WELL YOU ARE GOING TO GET FATTER FASTER, YOU MOOD-SWINGY-PMS-ING-WEIRD FOOD EATING ELF!
"Is that what you… truly think of me?" 'Sparkles said in a sad-trembling-getting-ready-to-cry-voice.'
Gemly- ELF- DON'T CRY! YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN-
****Sparkles ran out of the room crying****
*******He (Sparkles) cried for two and a half hours********
Gemly- Elf I'm sorry-
Sparkles- What? ARE YOU BACK TO YELL AT ME SOME MORE, YOU YELLING-COMPLAINING-FOR-NO-REASON-PAIN-IN-THE-ARSCH-DWARF!
Gemly- But I'm not in you arsch yet.
Sparkles- I love you Gemly, you DIRTY-MINDED-DWARF!
Gemly- I love you to my MOOD-SWINGY-SEXY-BUDDY-AND-CARING-LOVER-ELF
That went on for the whole entire month.
~~To Be Continued~~
A little bit longer than the last. On with the next chapters! TEEHEE! =3 I know I keep saying this, but I don't know what else to say. So, you can review if you like; again I won't make you, but again I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE YOU KINDNESS AND THOUGHTS /AND/OR/OPINIONS ON THIS CHAPTER. With that said I'll end here, so ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! AND REVIEWS ARE ALWAYS TREASURED AND LOVED! =3