Blood is Blood Ch 15
Deidara and Sasori came in to the mansion just before 2:00 am. They walked up the stairs to their room and Deidara flopped down onto his and Sasori's bed. Sasori crawled up over the top of Deidara and took his mouth with his own.
Deidara pressed himself up into Sasori as they kissed. Their fangs came out as the games began. Sasori would bite Deidara's lip and then Deidara would bite Sasori's tongue. They lap at each others blood until it was healed and then start over.
This is what they called foreplay. Down the hall Kisame rolled over to look at Itachi. There was something about hearing the two get into each other like that that made Kisame and Itachi edgy. Before long they too would be indulging each other's desires.
Tobi and Zetsu lay listening to the sounds and Zetsu turned to look at Tobi as Tobi giggled. He looked at Zetsu and kissed the plant loving vampire. Now they too were getting bothered.
Kakuzu lay sleeping as Hidan lay there watching him. He could hear Itachi and Kisame and Sasori and Deidara and he was so damned turned on he thought he would explode. Zabuza took a pillow and pressed it over his face as Haku laughed.
He pulled the pillow off and gave him a look of lust. Zabuza chucked the pillow away and grabbed Haku. They decided to make a little noise of their own. Pein sat listening to the sounds in the house. He looked to Konan who had headphones in her ears while she read a book.
He shook his head and snuggled down in the bed. He was happy for them but he really wasn't so sure about listening to them have sex. He decided the next thing on his list to do was sound proof their room a lot more.
The whole mansion was a series of moans, grunts, screams, shouts, thrashing and even some name calling thrown in. Pein was so tired by the time they finished that he passed out after everyone quieted down. He had images in his head that he was sure he didn't need.
Konan rolled over and closed her book. She took out her head phones and turned off the light. She curled up next to Pein and he clung to her. At first she was concerned and then she figured out that the boys must have been having sex again.
Since Deidara had come to live here there had been a ton of that going on. It seemed he and Sasori were like aphrodisiacs to the rest of the house. They would start and the rest would jump in with their own lovers. She was happy for them but she was sure that Pein's poor mind was shattered.
The next morning Pein looked awful. He was tired and cranky as he ripped apart the bloody meat. He had never been this tired in his life. He was a werewolf, there should be a rule against tired werewolves.
Zabuza came into the kitchen all smiles. Pein grumbled about tact and finished eating. Zabuza gave him an apologetic smile. He walked over with a strong cup of coffee and gave it to Pein. Pein looked like he could hurl it at him.
"Okay, so is it really that bad?" Zabuza asked.
Pein gave him an "are you serious?' Look. He shrugged tiredly and took a sip of the coffee. He thought that it was going to make him grow hair worse than he already had in wolf form. It tasted awful and it made his hair stand up.
"I would just like to sleep in peace and not have to hear/picture any of that." Pein said getting up and dumping the coffee down the sink. The only one who drank coffee was Kakuzu because he loved the taste.
Itachi was a spiked blood drinker. He liked to mix a little Jack Daniels into his blood. He said he liked the vibes it gave him. Kisame said it helped with his evil disposition at times too. Haku liked to mix chocolate syrup into his blood.
Pein was amazed at how different the guys were that he lived with. Zetsu had been known to mix herbs in his blood and Kisame liked fish oil in his. Sasori was a little weirder with his. He liked different poisons to see how they would make him feel.
Pein preferred to eat his meat raw and the blood pure. Konan had tried in the past to get him to spice it up a little. He had kindly told her that she would regret messing with his meat. She had kindly left it alone but not him. She still mentioned it from time to time.
Zabuza liked to add a little sherry to his meat. He said it sweetened it and took away the bland taste. Pein couldn't help but make a face. He was very much into bland. He liked everything simple.
Now if he told Konan that he would be castrated and sleeping in a storage closet. So he just never said it around her. He wasn't an idiot. Kisame came in then and sat down. He was smiling and whistling something Pein had heard him whistle before.
It was Kisame's "I got laid" whistle. He smiled at Pein as Pein gave him a "don't push me" look. "Morning guys." Kisame said as he went back to whistling. Zabuza slapped him on the back and nodded.
About ten minutes later, sore ukes began walking into the room. It was amazing how cuts, broken bones and everything else healed itself. The after affects of sex however liked to linger for a couple of days. No one could really figure it out.
Itachi once said it was punishment for everything they were. Gays, vampires, killers, and sinners. Not that any of them wanted to give up what they were but they would have liked it if the pain wasn't so bad at times.
Itachi walked over and slowly lowered himself onto Kisame's leg. Hidan stood behind Kakuzu's chair waiting for him to arrive. Sasori had followed the ukes into the kitchen and he now pulled Deidara onto his lap.
Zetsu showed a couple minutes after Tobi and the raven slid onto his lap. Haku slid onto Zabuza's lap slowly and laid his head on the table. Kakuzu finally showed and Hidan was quick to sit on the miser's lap.
Konan was last to enter the kitchen. She looked around the room at the grimaces on the ukes faces. She smiled at them and snickered. "What the hell guys, did you pound their asses through the beds last night or something?" She asked loudly.
Pein dropped his head onto the table with a really loud thud. She smirked and went to get blood out of the refrigerator. All the ukes groaned while the seme's laughed. Pein wanted nothing more than to go jump from the roof of the mansion. Maybe then he would get his sleep back right along with his sanity.
