I don't Own Naruto


Chapter 16

The second group had little to no problems. They paired off right away. Hinata, and Naruto, Ten-ten and Kiba, Meogi and Konohamaru, Lily and Genma, and finally Tonbo and Tayuya were paired together. Naruto was being an idiot the whole way.

They made it to Bath and Body Works, some of the guys almost refused to go in to, however one look from Ten-ten and Tayuya stopped them immediately.

"Naruto and I will be getting Volumizing Shampoo and conditioner, Foot scrub in the flavors that are necessary, Daily high lather scrub and Aqua plus face mask. Senpai and Kiba can get Shampoo and conditioner for extra body and shine in all flavors, and revitalizing facemasks. Meogi and Maru-chan can get Moisturizing Shampoo and conditioner in all flavors and fragrances oils in all flavors. Lily-sensei and Genma-sensei can get Footloose and Fancy fizz Bubbly footbath in all flavors, Roller ball massager, 5 star massager, and Perfume in all flavors. Tonbo and Tayu-kun can get massage oil, hand soap, and foot soaks in all the flavors." Hinata had stated and they were on their way.

Everyone knew Ten-ten and Tayuya didn't want to be with them, so they made sure to hurry and get what was instructed, which in Naruto's case was hold everything that Hinata gave him, because he didn't know what was what.


Lily and Genma

"So may I ask why you live with everyone?" Genma asked. "If it was easier I can hold the basket, if you just want to grab the items. Because I have no idea what half the stuff is." He gave an uneasy smile.

"Yes, you can ask. My family owns the house and at first we opened it up to the Yamanaka family because we are close and at the beginning they worked for us, protected us and stuff like that. They still do but we don't see them as the way they used to be seen. We opened it up to Suzume, her cousins, and Meogi. Then we opened it up to the older females and then the younger ones. It is their story to tell as to why and how. Good idea, it would be better because of Ten-ten, and Tayuya's temper. It gets done faster, and the girls would feel better most likely. How long have you been with the boys?" Lily asked in return.

"Awhile." 'I can't tell her about us being warlocks so that is all I can say for now' He thought.

"Why would you agree to move with everyone? I would think that you would have done your own thing." 'Why do I feel like hakuchi gitei threatened him? And why do I feel like hakuchi gitei didn't tell them we were witches? She thought. (hakuchi gitei- Idiot brother in law is what that word means I believe)

"It is better than having to find a new job, being alone and living in a cornfield." She silently used a mind reading spell. 'Why would Kakashi not tell the girls about us being warlocks? Moron.' He thought. Lily sighed. 'I will have to come up with a way to get him not to tell first since it would be better to find out on their own, I want to see people's reaction, and I feel like this would be funny.' She thought.

Lily stopped and sighed. "Why do I feel like Anko is trying to take someone's head off? As well as blow someone's eardrums out with her yelling? Oh, wait that's because she is."

"I'm sorry. What?"

"You have seen how loud Anko is. She is like the orange jumpsuit boy with blond hair. Loud as heaven. And when she gets to partner up with someone, especially if they are male and especially if they amuse her, she tends to have them stand away from her and then throw things at said person to catch. And I am positive her group was given Menards, so she has tools and what not on her list. I feel sorry for her partner."

"She did seem kind of loud. And I'm sorry again 'Loud as Heaven' isn't the phrase loud as h*ll?"

"Yes. However, Kura- imōto, Sakura, absolutely hates swearing. And in the house we made it a rule. No swearing, whoever catches you, you have to put a nickel into their swear jar."

"A swear jar. That is sort of cool. At least then people have to control their swearing."

"It is. It helps in the workplace as well."

"Where do you work?"

"At the School the girls go to with my Kuri-oneechan; Kurenai, Suzume, Siama, Martyna, and Anko. And now you and the other older guys."

"Again. Sorry. What?"

"You really thought we wouldn't help you guys out with jobs? Hakuchi gitei had you fill out a form for the job and sent it to us."

"He failed to mention that."

"Apparently it wasn't the only thing or he lied to you." Genma raised a brow. She shook their head and they were finished and went to the front and waited. But unknown to Genma, Lily was having a conversation with Kakashi through telepathy that they all have.

'Hakuchi gitei. Why didn't you mention that we were witches?'

'Where would the fun be if the guys knew that all the girls at the house were witches?' Kakashi responded.

'Alright. That would be true but why didn't you tell them about the jobs?'

'Hmmm. I was wondering what I forgot to mention to the guys.' Lily pictured him rubbing his head.

'Idiot moron. Why is my sister marrying you? And before you mention something that would make me kill you, it was rhetorical. See you at the park.'

'We are already there.' They closed the connection. And she continued to wait. She sighed.

"Something wrong?" Genma asked.

"No. I just have a feeling that Cody is blackmailing people from his group."

"Probably." He smirked.


Meogi and Konohamaru

"It has been awhile since we got paired up like this, hasn't it, Meogi-chan? And should we do the usual plan?" Konohamaru said trying to create a conversation.

"Yeah it has. And yes the plan works just fine, why change it. Have you been doing alright in your classes, Kono-kun?" Meogi said looking at him. She is the only one allowed to call him that.

"I am doing alright but I am having trouble in math." He responded. Rubbing the back of his head. "Think you can give me a hand with it?"

"Of course. I can help." She smiles at him. "Oneesama seems happy that you all are back, as well as meeting and having Sasuke around. She seemed to have fallen asleep last night. She got pulled close to him after helping him get back to sleep. I am surprised he hasn't been beaten up yet by your other cousins yet."

"He is not going to be beaten up unless he hurts her. He said, 'Why would I hurt the first girl I fall for? I like to be around her. Anyway, why is me maybe liking her a big deal for you?' 'So we agreed that he would be beaten up if and only if he hurt her or let her be hurt, but the way he is acting he would do neither of those actions/options. And he looks like he doesn't just like her, he looks like he loves her but doesn't release this yet. And once he says he's going to do something he never breaks his word. And I know he doesn't just like her because of her looks because he wasn't really into the liking a girl thing because most of the girls he's met were fangirls.' At least that was what Gaara, Cody and Lenny said in unison."

"So I am guessing that they will be keeping a very close eye on him? And I am also guessing that they didn't answer his last question?"

"Yes to both questions, Meogi-chan."

"Typical of them not answering a question like that, and keep a very close eye on him for safety." She said while smiling. "Why was Naruto yelling 'Who is Panda-chan, Ardillo-chan, and Puppy-chan? Why do Gaara, Kankuro, and Cody get to stay?' Do your friends not know that all of you are family and that Kuro-chan is a family friend?"

"Naruto was yelling because that is the way he is and he doesn't remember that we can actually hear him when he talks quieter. He is always loud, and he might break someone's ear one day with his loud mouth. No one needs to know besides Kaka-Sensei, Kuro-baka, and me the family relations and they don't have to know at least not yet."

"Again this is typical that they would want to protect her, but you also said in your letters that everyone, meaning the guys, is a good fighter, and knows a lot about magic, so why not let them help?"

"'Because I don't know if some of them will take advantage of her weakness, and try to do the same thing as that Kuso yarō dippusutikku haisha no jāku did to her all those years ago. Even if they like a girl in the house, they might think the girl doesn't like them and try to fulfill their desires on her. Like they use her weakness and pretend that they are doing it to the girl they like. I don't want that happening to her again' is what they said in unison. I agree and I most certainly don't want it to happen to you Meogi-chan." (A/N- the really long word starting with kuso means fucking bastard dipstick loser jerk, also said in previous chapter)

"I see." She smiles sadly because she knew what had happened and she understands that consequences of everyone's actions

"Yeah. They were sort of scaring me when they were talking in unison. Wish they wouldn't do that." They finish and head to the front of the store and find Lily and Genma. And they wait to let the others finish.

While pair five and four was getting their items pair three was…..


Hinata, and Naruto

While they were getting the items both of them seem to be having a pleasant conversation.

"So do you like it here so far?" Hinata asked. "I probably should pick the items off the shelf. If you carry the basket that would be good." She smiled.

"Agreed. Rather not lose my head or any other part of my body courtesy of Ten-ten. What do you like to do? " Naruto asked in return, he lowered his volume because of the fact that he didn't want to get hit again or have to deal with Ten-ten. He smiled.

"Well when the sun is out, I like to go outside and read a book or write stories. I also like to paint, swim and play some sports with the other girls. I also like to cook and bake when Sakura lets me, but that is rare. She likes to do stuff herself." She blushed a little from his smile.

"Maybe sometime you should read your stories to me. I'm not much of a reader but I like to listen. And maybe one time I could try something you cook?" His smiled even wider than before and it made her blush a darker shade.

"Yes to both questions. Usually I only let the girls hear or read but I believe it will be okay. I mean it is hard for me and the other girls to find friends that are boys. For reasons, you will see when we get to school."

"Alright. Pay attention at how the boys at school act. You don't like it. Duly noted. Any other likes, dislikes, hobbies, and anything else?" He asked.

"I like flowers, music, and before you ask I pretty much listen to everything, dogs, cats, bunnies, and any other small creatures. I like the color purple, and orange, and light tones of colors. Not dark colors at all. I have a sweet tooth, and I always like French food. I don't like it very much when people swear. But I got used to it being with Senpai, and Tayu-kun. I play some sports, like basketball, volleyball, and soccer. I am also into swimming, drama and dance. I'm in those groups at school. I'm also in the choir and everyone thinks I'm really good but I don't think that at all. What are you into and what do you do?"

"I like music, anything really, I like cats more than dogs but dogs are pretty cool too. Wouldn't know about other animals. I like orange the most. I like sweet things and I love RAMEN! I play football, soccer, basketball, and baseball. I never really went for swimming unless it was for fun. And I never was really into drama but I will make sure to support you in any way I can when it comes to that. I think you would be an awesome singer. I have to hear you sing." He smiled. And she got even darker.


Ten-ten and Kiba

Ten-ten and Kiba were walking to the part of the store where they would get the items that they were told to get.

"How long ago did you move here?" Kiba asked. Usually he tried to start a conversation out of boredom or silence, which he hated but he was starting to like her and wanted to get to know her better.

"Why do you care?" Ten-ten questioned back. "I will grab what we need just hold the damn basket."

"Alright. Just trying to get a conversation started."

"Why?" She smirked at him, "Bored with my presence and my silence? And a guy that actually shuts up and takes a command, nice to know for the future."

"Not really just hate silence and I wanted to get to know you more is all. Silence is hard to deal with when you live in a house full of people, especially Naruto. And I won't always take commands; I would rather be in command." He glared at her. But then he smirked and looked her up and down. She glared but then smirked.

"I see. But why would you get to know me? Most people get forced out of the house after their parents find out it's not just one gender. Second, you seem like you would be loud as well. And silence is sometimes good, especially when you want it and for your soul, Saku-chan words it like that at least. You being in command is never going to happen. I don't let anyone win but me.

"Probably right about me being loud and right about silence. Question: She seemed to be a little.. ah what's the word?"

"Afraid? Curious? Easily confused? Unique?" She was still smirking, "She has a way with people though no matter what they are like. And sooner or later you and the rest will find out. Just not right now, when we have no clue what will happen as a result."

"What was with her piercings?" He glanced at her.

"Her piercings are sweet. I was really excited when she got them and if your questioning it pay attention to her color order. Did you notice the color order?" She asked, and Kiba nodded his head. "She never deviants from that color order, the colors signifies importance and no matter what she never changes them, not even for dances, which all the girls have only been to once and it didn't end well. Don't ask. Usually she doesn't wear the dark colors, but I think it had something to do with this morning." She saw the curious look he sent her and he saw the look of pure hatred, and how she was completely pissed, so he didn't ask.

"Understood. Still can't see her angry though. And what happened this morning?"

"She doesn't sleep well at all. So she does things around the house like laundry and getting things prepared for the next day. But this morning she was somehow squished in a tight hug by Sasuke-character. And she was asleep, peacefully asleep, which never happens might I add."

"Heh. That is some dirt I got on him now thanks. It's hard to gather dirt on him. I won't tease her though. Just him."

"Duly noted. And good."

"I'm curious about the nicknames, and how the girls know the boys. And the siblings that we supposedly know."

"I am not allowed to speak of any of it, would rather not die no matter how funny the truth is. And even if I could I wouldn't. I will enjoy watching what happens and how everyone reacts." The interrogation continued all through getting the items.

"How are we going to carry all of this?"

"Aww. I thought you were supposed to be a big tough guy, can't handle a couple bags?" She smirked.

"I can. But I prefer to handle something worth handling."

"Like what?" He flicks his eyes up and down her body and they linger longer on her breasts and her bum and he smirks once she blushes and glares at him. "Perv." She mumbles.

"You asked." He smirks.

"Ino's family driver that lives around here; he takes the time to pick things up when we shop."

When they finished getting all of their items they head back for the entrance and meet up with Lily, Genma, Meogi, Naruto, Hinata and Konohamaru at the front door.


Tayuya and Tonbo

Tayuya and Tonbo were walking to the part of the store where they would get the items that they were told to get.

"How long ago did you move here?" Tonbo asked.

"My family runs it. So I didn't have to move in." Tayuya questioned back. "I will grab what we need. Don't touch anything. Just hold this." She shoved the basket into his hands.

"Deal. Rather not die from the other girls. It's sort of cool that your family runs the house."

"True." She smirked at him, "A guy that actually shuts up and takes a command, nice to know for the future."

"I won't always take commands; I would rather be in command." He glared at her. But then he smirked and looked her up and down. She glared but then smirked.

"What is the deal with Gaara and Sakura? How do all of you know some of us? And another thing that was bothering me, her piercings? She is shy, sweet, caring, and innocent. Why in the world would she have that many piercings?" He asked.

"First questions ask them later when we know you boys better, and don't ask me. As for the earrings, did you notice the color order?" She asked, and Tonbo nodded his head. "She never deviants from that color order, the colors signifies importance and no matter what she never changes them, not even for dances, which all the girls have only been to once and it didn't end well. Don't ask." She saw the curious look he sent her and he saw the look of pure hatred, and how she was completely pissed, so he didn't ask.

"Understood."

"Though I was surprised today when she came down for school she was wearing the darker colors. She never wears the darker ones." The interrogation continued all through getting the items.

"How are we going to carry all of this?"

"Aww. I thought you were supposed to be a big tough guy, can't handle a couple bags?" She smirked.

"I can. But I prefer to handle something worth handling."

"Like what?" He flicks his eyes up and down her body and they linger longer on her breasts and her bum and he smirks once she blushes and glares at him. "Perv." She mumbles.

"You asked." He smirks.

"The Yamanaka family driver that lives around here; he takes the time to pick things up when we shop."


When they finished getting all of their items they head back for the entrance and meet up with Lily, Genma, Naruto, Hinata, Meogi, Konohamaru, Kiba and Ten-ten at the front door.

Once they were done they headed for their next store, which was a Yankee candle. A car with some stuff already packed into it stopped and the girls put what they were carrying into the car. The guys followed.

"Well that's how you carry everything. With how much stuff we didn't know what was to happen." Genma said politely as to not get on the two enraged girls anymore and the two enraged girls calmed down when they got a phone call at the same time. Both Ten-ten and Tayuya knew it was Okyuo. Everyone but the boys knew it too.

"F*ching H*ll!" both girls swore. Alerting everyone, Kiba and Akamaru stayed close to Ten-ten in case of danger. Tonbo and Genma watched as it played out. Naruto, for once was silent trying to see if there was any clue about if there was danger and to see if he could be a hero, he also stood by Hinata in case something were to happen. Hinata, Meogi, Konohamaru, and Lily all took out their phones to wait.

Thank the Lord that Otoha had texted them. Meogi and Konohamaru sighed and figured they might as well wait and hurry with getting the items requested.

"There has been a situation. Kuri-sensei called Anko-sensei and whatever Kuri-sensei told Anko-sensei made her be quiet. We have to hurry." Hinat said, and they saw her put the phone away.

All the guys kind of figured about hurrying. They walked a fast pace to Yankee Candles with everyone clearing the way since they heard the swearing and figured something was wrong.

They made it to Yankee Candles in record time and Hinata gave orders. "Kiba and Senpai will get Grapefruit and Coconut Lime Verbena, Meogi and Maru-chan will get Cherry Blossom, and Sweet Pea, Lily-sensei and Genma-sensei will get Lavender Vanilla and Black Raspberry Vanilla, Tayu-kun and Tonbo will get Warm Vanilla Sugar, and Jasmine Vanilla, Naruto and I will get Cucumber Melon, and Mango Mandarin."


Lily and Genma

"I'm sure that everything is alright. I believe it is something that happened that should be considered as nothing but it probably happened to Kura-imouto, which she probably didn't mention to Gaara, Cody, or Lenny, which made them mad. And they have to go fix it." Lily commented.

"What is the deal with Gaara and Sakura? How do all of you know some of us?" Genma asked in return. He was worried but if it was bad then they probably would have said more so he was trying not to worry. Besides all he could do now was hurry.

"It's not very complicated but I'm sure there was a reason why they didn't tell you. Let's just get the stuff really fast." He nodded and they were silent through gathering the items they needed. They finished and went to the front of the store.


Konohamaru and Moegi

"I hope everything is okay." Moegi muttered.

"I know it is. Gaara and Lenny would never let anything happen. And something tells me we can add Sasuke to that as well. So don't worry." Konohamaru responded.

"You're right. Thanks. Let's get as move on." They hurried up and got to the front.


Hinata and Naruto

"Naruto. Please hold this why I gather what we need." He nodded. "I'm sure everything is alright." Noticing his grim expression.

"Yeah. The guys promised not to cause trouble, and even if they didn't cause it, they would help. Especially Teme, he seems to like Sakura a lot." She smiled at him and his grim expression turned into one that had such a huge grin.


Ten-ten and Kiba

"F*cking H*ll!. Dammit. Dammit all to h*ll. Why the hell does this happen?" Ten-ten kept yelling over and over.

"I'm sure she is just over exaggerating." Kiba tried to calm her down, even though he was grim and not calm either.

"No. Yes. Maybe. I don't know. Sometimes she is sometimes she isn't. But something had to happen to Sakura, because we can't leave the house without something happening. And she probably didn't mention it the boys. And then they found out which makes it worse. Dammit, why didn't we have an exchange of everyone's numbers? That would have been best. Dammit." She suddenly stopped. And spun around fast. "Give me your phone now!" she shrieked. He did only to calm her down a little. And she figured how to work and enter something, and then she used it. After her phone rang and she entered stuff on her phone. "Now I have your number and you have mine. Now we just have to make sure everyone does this and has everyone's number." She nodded and went off again.


Tayuya and Tonbo

"Dammit. Dammit. Dammit all to hell. Why the hell does this happen?" Tayuya kept bellowed over and over.

"I'm sure she is just over exaggerating." Tonbo tried to calm her down, even though he wasn't so sure of himself.

"No. Yes. Maybe. I don't know. Sometimes she is sometimes she isn't. But something had to happen to Sakura, because we can't leave the house without something happening. And she probably didn't mention it the boys. And then they found out which makes it worse. Most likely not right now. F*cking sh*t, why didn't we have an exchange of everyone's numbers? That would have been best. Sh*t." She suddenly stopped. And spun around fast. "Give me your phone now!" she roared. He did only to calm her down a little. And she figured how to work and enter something, and then she used it. After her phone rang and she entered stuff on her phone. "Now I have your number and you have mine. Now we just have to make sure everyone does this and has everyone's number." She nodded and went off again.


They started on their way to the meeting place after putting the candles in the car that pulled up again. They started walking and ran into group one, who were on their way to the meeting place.

They had already started to walk together. As a huge group they walked to the park which was on the opposite end of the town.


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