I OWN NOTHING
"Hello, Dr. Mallard." Ducky answered. "Hey Ducky, I have a problem…"
"… McGee, Gibbs, and Ziva were in an accident, there's an other driver defiantly drunk. You might want to be here." Tony said.
"Oh dear, I'll be there soon what road?" Ducky gasped.
"Amanda drive." Tony stated.
"I just passed that exit, I will be there with in 5 minutes." Ducky said hanging up.
"NCIS truck coming in!" The women by the exit yelled.
"Bring it over here!" Tony shouted as Ducky slowly drove the car though the small crowd, then Ducky and Palmer got out.
"Anthony, do you know what happened?" Ducky asked as he checked Ziva's head for cuts.
"No, I was at an appointment then I headed back and hit this road." Tony said.
"Ah, well I think that Miss. Ziva might have a broken arm." Ducky said.
"Ah yes, well EMT outta be here soon." Tony said.
"Um ow what?" Ziva asked as she woke up."
Good, your awake, Ducky thinks your arm might be broken. Think that we can get out?" Tony asked.
"Yeah." Ziva mumbled as Tony grabbed her by the waist and Ziva latched her good arm around his neck.
"When I say 3 we pull you out." Tony said, "1...2...3"
"Thanks, what can I do to help?" Ziva asked.
"Sit your ass on the ground." Tony ordered.
"Ziva, don't move your arm to much." Ducky said.
"Yes Ducky." Ziva said as she placed herself on the ground, then the ambulance came though.
"Now, Jethro seems fine, but he might have a concussion." Ducky said, as Jimmy him and Tony pulled Gibbs out of the car, then there was a small gasp.
"Your sure." Ziva asked.
"Well there's no real way to tell, but it seems that way." Ducky said as the EMT loaded Gibbs on. "Now Timothy seems to be more serious. It appears to be a broken leg."
"Excuse me sir. Can we get in?" An EMT asked.
"Of course." Ducky said as they moved out of the way.
"I can walk!" Ziva almost yelled.
"Ziva, please be good." Tony begged, "There's a cupcake in it if your good."
"I'm not four Tony! I know very damn well there is NO cupcake in there!" Ziva replied.
"NO, no, no, I mean I'll buy you a cupcake, any cupcake you want if you are good!" Tony replied exasperated.
"Okay then, fine!" Ziva said as she sat down on the stretcher.
"I'm going with you." Tony stated as the EMT's lifted the stretcher up he jumped on.
"No, you don't have to!" Ziva argued. "I'm fine!"
"Ziva you have a broken arm I'm coming with you." Tony stated staring at her.
"McGee has a broken leg!" Ziva replied her voice higher than normal.
"McGee isn't going to kill the EMT's." Tony replied coolly.
"I wouldn't do that!" Ziva argued.
"And McGee's asleep." Tony replied.
"McGee is injured." Ziva almost yelled.
"But he's not a ninja, and wouldn't jump off the ambulance." Tony smiled.
"Fine. I want triple chocolate." Ziva said, staring at him, nose crunched up.
"Good girl." Tony said, "petting" her head.
"Will you stop that?!" Ziva said though her teeth. "I'm am not a dog and do not want to be petted."
"Fine." Tony said as he spun a pen in his fingers.
"Hey Abs, you called." Tony said as he paced outside the hospital.
"Yeah, I have theory, where have you been today?" Abby asked.
"Abs, I need to tell you something." Tony said, the moment he was dreading came.
"What?" Abby said panicking.
"Well you know how I told you about the accident?" Tony said.
"Yeah." Abby said.
"Well the rest of the team were in it." Tony said.
"OH my god! Are they alright!" Abby gasped.
"Yeah, Ziva gets released in an hour, so I'm waiting to pick her up. But they want to keep Gibbs and McGee over night." Tony explained.
"What happened!" Abby said.
"Well they were hit almost head on by a drunk driver." Tony replied.
" At 10 in the morning." Abby said.
"Yeah, idiots never rest." Tony said.
"Well are Gibbs and Tim awake?" Abby asked.
"Yeah." Tony said.
"Well I can't leave now, Director Shepard will have my head." Abby said.
"Okay, how about tonight we'll leave early for our date, skip the movie and stay here?" Tony asked.
"That would be great! I'd love that!" Abby cheered.
"Okay." Tony smiled.
"Tony!" Ziva said as her face light up while he signed her out. "I want that cupcake."
"Fine." Tony chuckled. "Lets get out to the car."
"Wait, how'd you get your car here?" Ziva asked as they walked out the door.
"Ducky drove it for me." Tony replied.
"You let Ducky drive your car!" Ziva said with a fake gasp.
"Yes you smartass." Tony said rolling his eyes as he opened Ziva's door, then Ziva pushed him with her good arm.
"That's for rolling your eyes." Ziva said with a triumphant smile on her face.
"If you weren't a cripple." Tony jokingly started.
"You'd what?" Ziva challenged.
"I'd give you a head slap." Tony replied.
"I'm so scared." Ziva said sarcastically.
"You should be!" Tony laughed, tickling her sides.
"Tony stop!" Ziva begged.
"Fine, only because we need to get back." Tony said as he put the key in the car, then drove off.
"Abs, you wanted to talk to me." Tony said as he strolled in.
"Yeah Tony, where's Ziva?" Abby asked.
"Director Shepard wants to get her accident report, and well lets just say Ziva broke her right arm." Tony said, giving a crooked smile.
"Oh , well…Um…Uh…I have theory, I don't know if you'll like it." Abby said.
"Well, we won't know until you tell me." Tony smiled, leaning against a steel table
"Well…Uh… I think that you're Michael!" Abby blurted out.
"You- you think that I-I'm M-Michael." Tony stuttered, face blank.
"See, right there!" Abby pointed out. "And yes, but I'd need a swab."
"Fine." Tony said, dropping his jaw, then Abby took the swab.
"Thank you!" Abby chirped.
"How are you going to get Gibbs sample?" Tony asked.
"Well, that's were it get complicated. I was thinking that maybe I could say that someone stole my cupcake, which by the way WAS stolen!" Abby said.
"So, your going to get a sample, then test it , and THEN use it to find your cupcake. I can buy you a new cupcake, you know that, right?" Tony said.
"Yeah! But it's a pride thing!" Abby said waving her hands.
"Fine by me." Tony said.
"Hey Gibbs, how are you?" Abby said giving a weak smile.
"I'm fine Abs, just a little banged up." Gibbs said grabbing her wrist.
"Good, when Tony called me I freaked!" Abby said.
"How's McGee and Ziva, they won't tell me!" Gibbs growled.
"Boss, McGee a broken leg and Ziva has a broken arm. Both clean cuts." Tony reported.
"But I was driving." Gibbs mumbled.
"The drunk slammed into the passenger side." Abby explained.
"Boss, it's not you fault." Tony said.
"Listen, someone stole my cupcake this morning, I want a sample, open up." Abby said with a swab in hand.
"Fine." Gibbs said then opened his mouth.
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