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"You know what Tony? Your staying here." Abby said, emailing Gibbs from Tony's email.
"I-I'm fine." Tony said.
"Your not going to work until you can NOT stutter every other word." Abby said, typing in the email.
*That night*
"So, how was your day?" Abby asked as she slammed the door.
"1 second." Tony said, not looking up, just giving her the '1 second' sign. "There, now what's for dinner?"
"Well, I was thinking pizza. Whatcha doing?" Abby asked.
"Well I'm Michael Gibbs. I was kidnapped, I'm solving my own case." Tony said. "And pizza's good."
"You know, you shouldn't be working this case." Abby said, sliding next to him.
"Say's who?" Tony asked.
"The government." Abby nodded slowly.
"I'm not working my case, Anthony DiNozzo is working on the cold case of Michael Gibbs." Tony smiled.
"Sneaky." Abby chuckled.
"So far I've got 5 leads and 3 bullets." Tony said, tucking the pen he had behind his ear.
"Huh?" Abby asked. "Even I've never heard that one."
"5 leads, none I can get a warrant for, 2 out in left field, and 3 that might be it, most are violent." Tony said.
"Oh." Abby nodded.
*A few days later*
"Can I please go to work?" Tony begged.
"Can you work?" Abby asked, flicking the shell off a hard-boiled egg.
"Yup!" Tony nodded.
"Fine" Abby agreed.
"Yes!" Tony said exasperated. "I need that computer." He whispered.
"Say somethin?'" Abby asked.
"Uh...no." Tony said shaking his head, "Now I need to know why I wasn't at work."
"Ankle, you rolled your ankle but now it's fine." Abby said.
"Okay, I can remember that." Tony said, putting the cold case file in his bag.
"Don't you dare!" Abby demanded.
"Why, you said the team was working on cold cases." Tony asked.
"No." Abby said.
"Please." Tony said smiling.
"Fine." Abby agreed, "Only 'cause you said please."
"Okay." Tony said, "Now, we need to get going, have a cripple bus to drive."
*About a week later*
"You to tell him!" Abby said, cornering Tony in their kitchen.
"How Abs? You don't walk up to you boss and say 'Oh, hey boss. Here's your coffee, and oh by the way I'm your son!' You don't do that." Tony said with a sarcastic, fake smile.
"No. You invite him to dinner or something." Abby replied.
"Abs, the last time I tried that one was when I had to tell him I was the one that put salt in his coffee, and that was not fun!" Tony said.
"Yeah but now, it's a dinner to tell him that, well you know." Abby said. "I'll tell you what, I'll invite him to go to dinner with me on saturday. We'll both go, and you will tell him."
"Fine." Tony said defeated.
*Saturday*
"I have much better ways to spend this evening." Tony sighed. "Like with Abby, even at that damned dinner, I have a bad feeling about this."
"Really? Like how?" Ziva asked.
"You know this is so 'Usual Suspects'" Tony said changing the subject.
"Tony, your dying words will be, 'I've seen this film.''' Ziva said, leaving Tony glad he changed the subject.
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