Potato-chan: No, I didn't die :D Life's been busy and I've been hospitalized twice for depression since January. ANYWHO!
Warnings: Language, lemon later, meh - I dunno Disclaimer: This is FANfiction. If I owned Kingdom Hearts, I wouldn't be writing FANfiction. I do, however, own and awesome Orgy cloak :3
Well that was a complete waste of time, thought Zexion, feeling irritated. I didn't get to fix my laptop yet. My plan was to fix it at 8:30. Stupid bastard...no respect...lame-ass band...
"That's your roommate?" Demyx asked Axel.
"Unfortunately."
"I dunno, if I was gay, I'd do 'im." The blond shrugged and was then hit in the shoulder.
"He's not too bad. I talked to him a bit a while back. Don't think he remembers me." Riku piped in.
"Yeah, but you don't have to live with him! He's always studying or on his computer or reading or something! He never has any fun..."
"Sounds like he needs to get laid," said Roxas, walking over towards his friends with a very serious expression on his face.
"I think he's still a virgin...don't recall him coming back late or anything to indicate he'd had sex..." Axel tried to think of a single time, but was unable.
"Didn't carry himself like a virgin," Marluxia appeared, trying to wrap an arm around Demyx, only to have it swatted away.
"Not that desperate, dude" the blond shot a glare at the pink-haired man. "But, what did you mean?"
"I am taking psychology guys, and I've always been able to tell these things. But...there's one condition."
"What?" Demyx was afraid to hear said condition.
"Hook me up with Larxene."
"Who?"
"Singer of the band that came on after you, blonde hair, blue eyes."
"Cockroach girl?" Axel couldn't help but laugh at Demyx's use of their nickname for her.
"Yes. Her."
"Well, we'll see. Gotta say I'm surprised you like girls at all, what with your attitude and hair."
"I told you, this was a dye job gone wrong! It was supposed to be red!"
That's all for now, I'll be updating a lot more often now, though. Sorry this was so short, I just wanted something, and since I'm leaving for Costa Rica in three days, I wanted some sort of foundation C:
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P.S. - when spell-checking this, it thought 'Zexion' should be 'sexing' ROFL.