|D OK, so maybe I didn't update that soon. But I had writer's block on this story, and had a million ideas buzzing in my head.

If this seems off to you, re-read chapter 2, I changed it a bit.

Disclaimer: I own a Roxas figurine an Orgy cloak, A KH poster above my bed, all the games, and will soon own a Zexion wig, but, sadly, I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Warnings: Sex, implied sex, language, failed attempts at humor, and a sophomore in high school trying to write college fanfiction.

Without further ado, here is the next fail-ful chapter of 'In Love With a Heartless Schemer!'

Unfortunately for Zexion, Axel decided that Roxas needed to come to their dorm to fuck. No more than two hours after the bluenette had gotten settled into his bed, typing away on his laptop, the door burst open, revealing a very drunk and horny couple. Luckily, they still had their clothes on, at least. Knowing where this would lead, Zexion slipped past them, out the door and sat down in the gathering room with his laptop, sighing.

Yawning, he looked at the clock on the computer screen. 2:00 A.M. Although he usually stayed up late, it was rarely past 1:00, and was becoming more frequent. Shutting down the computer, and placing it carefully on the floor, Zexion curled up on the couch he was on, and drifted to sleep.

Demyx sighed. It had been a long performance tonight, and he was tired. Luckily, his roommate, Xigbar seemed to be out. Thank God, maybe I can get a good night's sleep again.

The next morning, Demyx awoke, feeling much better and more alert. Looking over, he saw that Xigbar's bed was still empty. Must've spent the night at some girl's place...again.

Little did he know what Xigbar was actually up to.

"Zex! Ya there?" Zexion recognized the voice as his classmate, Xigbar, whom he hated.

"No, I'm dead. Go away."

"C'mon man, don't be like that."

"Xigbar, if you don't let me get back to sleep, I swear to whatever deity is up there that I will castrate you and force-feed you your own balls." Obviously, Zexion was not a morning person. And the fact that he'd accomplished almost nothing last night didn't help.

"Eesh, chill out man. I just wanted to tell ya that I saw Roxas and Axel leave earlier." With this, Xigbar walked away.

This perked the half-asleep Zexion up. This meant he could go to his room without having to worry about naked bodies, or Axel and his stupid afterglow, or any other such thing.

Once again settling himself on his bed, laptop in lap, he once again resumed his search for the 'Olette' girl. She may have seemed a bit careless, but Zexion had a feeling she would be worth talking too, or at least observing. After all, he was going to need all the help he could possible get.

Yes, the chapters are short lately. I hope to fix that soon DX. As I said, I have a million ideas flying around in my head.

Also, if anyone needed a beta reader I would gladly take that job for you! I'm much better with checking the stories of others than my own.

Reviews motivate me to continue.