Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

2. Incisor? Canine? Molar? TEETH!

Ten Sure Ways to Get MR Characters to Hate You!

Ok, Fang's up next. Remember folks, for every review I get another chapter goes up and Max gets five more minutes of "free" time!

Skittles, Fangalicous08, helped me a TON with this. Without her, this probably would've been completely different and waaay stupider. GO SKITTLES!

Sisclaimer: Ooh... I'm saying I don't own my sister! Niiice... um... well, I don't own my sister and I don't own MR. JP does. Well, he doesn't own my sister- oh, nevermind! I love typos.

Fang... WTCW is his last name!?

1) Give him a knife and tell him to go be emo in a corner.

2) Kiss Max.

3) Give him a pair of plastic fangs for his Birthday or Christmas.

4) Dye his hair pink.

5) Call him "emo", "punk", "goth", or anything else remotely similar.

6) Bribe Angel to tell Max his every thought.

7) Give Fang a razr phone and tell him he better not cut his emo self with it.

8) Kill Max and/or maim Max. Almost as bad as kissing her!

9) Kidnap him. Just like Skittles and Saint have! Or kidnap Max. Just like I have!

10) Photoshop a video of him and Ella making out then show it to Max!

Iggy's next! So far, Max gets to stay with me for an extra fifteen minutes.

Max: Yay!

Oh, and in case no one got #7, think about it: razr, razor? Y'know, the phone, then the sharp blade. How can you kill AND maim someone? Beats me.

R&R?