Ten Sure Ways to Get MR Characters to Hate You!
Ok, so we're onto the ultimate chatterbox: Nudge. This is going to be interesting.
Oh, and I did receive contact from Skittles! However, an hour or two later, I lost contact again...
Disclaimer: I don't own Nudge. James Patterson does. Why couldn't I be him!? Oh, wait, that's right! I wanna be a girl. -sticks out tongue-
Nudge... Channel, since she doesn't have a surname, either
1) Duct tape her mouth. Remember: Silence is golden, and duct tape is silver.
2) Press a button on the TV remote to "turn the Nudge Channel off".
3) Tell her she talks too much.
4) Have her go without food for three hours.
5) Start rhyming. ("Nudge can't have any fudge 'cause she won't budge from the sludge. She's a horrible judge and she really need to trudge off her pudge but that's alright 'cause she's Nudge!)
6) Give her a bag of sugar. Then, when she starts to eat it, gasp in horror that she's eating ground bone.
7) Then ask for a refund since ground bone costs so much.
8) Then give her a bag of salt and tell her that it's REAL sugar.
9) Then when she chokes, laugh at her and say that she really should've stuck to the ground bone.
10) Then tell her that you can't believe she's a cannibal. Then shout about how much weight she's going to gain with her high sodium level. Then tell her sugar's bad for her cholesterol.
Oh, no! Another review! Okay, since I can't type that many chapters in one night, for every TWO review I'll add another chapter tonight. That means I only need two-and-a-half chapters... well, when you round that off you get three! Anyway, this'll be my last chapter for the night, unless I get... three more reviews.
Oh, and the Nudge-rhyming was just this whacky idea. Actually, I'm writing a fanfiction about Max-rhyming...
Max: Don't give away anything!
Moi: 'Course I won't. -winks-
R&R?