Ten Sure Ways to Get MR Characters to Hate You!
I'm so sorry about my long hiatus! Explanations in the News section of my profile. I'm giving up the 'update when I get reviews' thing, also. Did anyone else notice how both chapters one and four are EXACTLY 338 words? No? Well, it's still freaky and completely unintentional.
Claiming the dis: I'm running out of cool things to say. Anyway, I don't own Gazzy. Jimmy P does. Oh, well.
Gazzy... um... surname unknown...
1) Give him a frilly dress for his Birthday or Christmas. Pink's mucho better/worse.
2) Ask him if he knows where the smell is coming from when there's no smell.
3) When he says he doesn't smell anything whack him with one of those tree-shaped smelly thing they put in cars and/or a spray bottle of Febreeze/Oust/Lysol.
4) At random times, tell him that "I'm so sorry you're not as talented as your sister".
5) Take away all of his bomb-making stuff. Which, essentially, means stick him in a padded cell, in a straight jacket, with a piece of floss and some Jello. Actually, the floss might not be such a good idea...
6) Give him a cat and tell him to 'make nice'.
7) When the cat scratches him all up, cuz he's a BIRDkid, tell him that you're sorry and that you thought birds were the ones that attacked cats.
8) When he gets mad, tell him he better be nice to you and the Birthday present you just gave him.
9) When he says it isn't his Birthday, repeat suggestion #3. (Even if it is his Birthday, repeat #3, no matter what he says.)
10) Repeat suggestions #6 through #9. Again. And again. And again. And- well, you get the picture.
Angel's next. After her, I'll do Total. I dunno who I'll do after that. Probably Ella. Max asks for more free time!
Max: Yes. "Free" time is such fun.
Moi: I'm glad you think so Max.
Oh, and when school starts back up, I'm going to go on a schedule since I won't have near as much free time:
I'll update IMing on Tuesdays, Conversation on Wednesdays, and Matter on Thursdays. I'll work on Sure Ways on Mondays and Fridays, but I really don't know exactly when I'll be updating that. Saturdays'll be when I work on stories I've started but haven't posted yet. Sundays I'll update whatever I feel like updating.
So, from August 17th on, I'll be working on/updating this here FF on Mondays and Fridays. Why? Well, because it's the easiest to update, and since I have gymnastics on Mondays and schtuff on Fridays, I won't have that much free time.
Oh, and I have a poll up about your favorite MR character. Check it out on my profile! Oh, dear. I just realized my Author's Notes are longer than the actual chapter. Oh, well.
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