Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You
Okay, even though I still only have six reviews and I haven't even added chapter Gazzy, which I'm stuck on, by the way, I'm typing up chapter Angel. Yeah, I know, I'm whacko. Anyway...
Whoa. I haven't saved this yet, and it says "Document27" as the title. Yikes! I've really been writing a lot...
Disclaimer: I don't own Angel. James Patterson does. –cries-
Angel... Experiment?
1) Think the same thought over and over while you're sitting right next to her. If it's rated R and/or it rhymes, she'll hate you even more! Triple-X or NC-17 rated stuff will work better, too.
2) Try to drown her.
3) When you fail miserably, tell her that she was a 'bad girl' and she 'should know better'.
4) Whatever her response may be, tie her to a chair and sit her in the corner, facing the wall.
5) When she takes control of your mind so you'll let her go, shout at the top of your lungs that she'd be no match for Edward.
6) All day long, tap her on the shoulder (if she'll let you get close enough after the attempted drowning), and when she turns around, act like it wasn't you, all the while thinking thoughts about triple-X rated things. Of course, NC-17 or R will do.
7) Keep her up until 2 AM by screaming rock music in your head. Heavy metal'll probably work better, though.
8) Imagine yourself putting Celeste in the garbage disposal. Repeatedly.
9) Put Celeste in the garbage disposal. Repeatedly.
10) When all that is left of Celeste is a wad of fuzz, shove said wad of fuzz down Total's throat.
So, didja like it!? Didjadidjadidja!? Well, review whatever your answer is! Max'll get more free time, too!
Max: Yeppers peppers yahoo mail.
Ella's up next, since I looove Ella!
Max: Ew. She's a girl, you're a girl…
Shut up Max.
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