Hi readers! Sorry, I know this is a short chapter, but it's a parking lot. What happens in a parking lot? Rape? Burglary? Murder? Big deal. Haha, I know, a lot, especially since this is a war machine and a mad scientist. But it's not the most important part of the short.

But that doesn't mean that it'll be any less funny since, hey, two psychos are driving a massive ship!

Thank you for the reviews! I really appreciate them! And I'm not gunna whore myself for them, so I appreciate it that you're reviewing out of your own desire.

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"You have arrived, Bastard."

Forte felt a flutter of pride well up in him. "My first time driving and no one got hurt!"

"Yes, retard, if you don't count that guy at the gas station, and the other people at the pumps you vaporized." Wily said exhausted from trying to yell some sense into the insane robot during their driving lesson.

"Right," Forte responded, "no one that mattered got hurt."

"And don't forget that you smashed me into the windshield!"

"Umm, right," Forte repeated, "no one that mattered got hurt."

Forte had managed to miraculously fly the ship into the parking lot of Mike's Hardware. However, the huge ship didn't really fit into the parking spaces. This caused a bit of confusion.

"Do I… do I park the ship?" Forte asked to Wily.

"Well," Dr. Wily said, "we're not going to fly in the ship forever. I think I'd prefer you'd park."

"Um… okay." Forte flew the ship around the lot, looking for a spot to park. "Hmmm, I'd assume you want me to park up close to the store front." He said, nearing the main entrance.

"Sure, that sounds reasonable."

Forte cruised by slowly, carefully examining the rows of cars.

"Huh…" Forte mumbled. "There aren't any vacancies up front."

Wily's eyes widened. He turned to Forte, "What is wrong with you?"

"What?" Forte scoffed. "You want me to park on the other cars? Well fine!" Forte flew the ship over to the first row of cars. Once he was satisfied with his position above several of them, he turned off the engine, and the ship came crashing down, destroying seven cars.

"Well!" Forte screamed, half angry, half excited, "We're here!"

Dr. Wily huffed, picked up the extended grocery list, and wrote down "car polish".

"W-what the hell is that?" Forte asked, eyeing the list.

"The extended grocery list" Wily replied, "thanks to you."

"Doc… that's a 30-page essay."

"Yeah, it's the grocery list."

"Oh golly…" Forte murmured, grabbing the list. He scanned through the pages like a flip book, his robotic way of having his mind memorize every word. Then… he paused.

"Well…" Wily said, "Go get everything."

"I swear…" Forte finally said, "Part of the requirements of being a doctor must be to have illegible hand writing. I didn't get any of that!" Forte complained, slowly going through every page, trying to make sense of the scribbles.

He squinted at the first one…

"Forty-cent fight boobs?" he sounded out, pointing to it. "And then you drew a picture of sideways boobs."

Wily grabbed the list from Forte and looked at what he was reading.

"Fluorescent light bulbs!" Wily corrected, and then looked back at the list. "And that's an eight; 'fluorescent light bulbs – 8'!"

"Oh, just gimme that." Forte grabbed the list from Wily and unbuckled his seatbelt. "I'll go get all this shit." He hopped out of the skull ship and climbed down from the pummeled cars beneath him, then said in a deep voice, "I'll be back." Then he made his way into Mike's Hardware.

Forte neared the entrance, and then turned back around to Wily, who was still sitting in the skull ship. "Hey, why do we need cat pellets?"

Wily reached out of the skull ship and picked off a broken rear view mirror from one of the crushed cars beneath him. "CAR POLISH!" he screamed, and threw the mirror at Forte.

The mirror bounced off of Forte's head, making a clang! when it hit the metal of his helmet. Forte wasn't phased. "Oh, ouch Wily, great arm you got there." He sneered, waving goodbye with one finger.

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Yeah I know it was a tad shorter than the other chapters, but if I connected it with the next chapter, it'd be insanely long, and it'd probably exhaust you. So just wait for the next chapter in a few days, kay?