Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You!
Okay, so I'm doing Total (I can't believe I forgot about Total!). Oh, and-
Max: Are you going to tell them!?
Moi: Max, that's what I was trying to say when you interrupted-
Max: Well, then, get on with it!
Moi: -sigh- Max has been nagging me all day to tell you just exactly which MR characters I'm going to do. This is going to take a minute. –takes a deep breath- Okay, here goes (this is in order):
Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Total, Ella, Dr. Martinez, Jeb, Ari, Akila, Magnolia, the Uber-Director, the Director, Mr. Chu, Max II, Omega, Anne, Brigid, ter Borscht, Gozen, Lissa, Sam, and… um… I think that's it…
Max: If I remember anyone else, I'll nag Vera to add that person to the list.
Moi: And suggestions would be good! Especially in the form of reviews…
Max: You normally put that in the bottom Author's Note, Vera, not the top one…
Moi: Right, sorry, here goes:
Disclaimer: 'Sup 'sup? I'm Disclaimer, also known at the cat. I'm here to tell you that Vera doesn't own Maximum Ride; Jimmy P does. She doesn't even own the idea – dozens of other people have done very similar things-
Moi: SHUT UP THE CAT!!!
Total… ummm… Dog?
1) Feed him cat food on the floor. Cat food's even more of an insult than dog food! And it's twice as bad, since it's on the floor.
2) Call him 'cereal'. All. Day. Long.
3) Shove the aforementioned fuzzy-wad-of-Celeste down his throat.
4) Separate him from Akila for an entire week.
5) Come after him with a chainsaw. (This would make anyone hate you. Of course, Total is the only one of the flock who couldn't fight back that well, so this suggestion is for him!)
6) Come after Akila with a chainsaw.
7) Treat him like a hamster. (I just had to… :))
8) Offer him a hot dog. When he eats it, call him a cannibal. (This would work with chicken and the rest of the flock…)
9) Call him a 'pog'.
10) When he asks what that is, tell him it's either pineapple orange guava juice or a parrot dog.
Ella's next! Yay! I might either get her done today or Friday… I dunno. I have this assignment in history that'll take me an hour or so, sooo...
R&R?