Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

8. Do you prefer GabriELLA or IsabELLA?

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

-drum roll- And here's Ella! She's my favorite MR character, by the way.

Disclaimer: Vera doesn't own Maximum Ride. Dog food ya'lls'

Ella Martinez

1) Tell her you're sorry she doesn't have wings. Over and over.

2) Throw her off a roof and tell her her sister will catch her.

3) Then correct yourself and say, 'Oh, that's right! Max left for McDonald's ten minutes ago...'

4) Once she lands on the spongy grass (which is spongy enough she isn't fatally injured) walk up to her (once you're off the roof) and say, 'Oh, I'm sorry Ella! Here, have a complementary pillow case.'

5) Try to strangle Ella with the aforementioned pillowcase.

6) When she fights back, whack her over the head with a blade of the spongy grass.

7) Bribe and/or blackmail Mr. Chu into kidnapping her.

8) Tell her, 'Like mother, like daughter!'

9) Show her a photoshopped video example of Niggy. (This will only work if she likes Iggy, which, in my book, she does.)

10) Refer to her as "Gabby" or "Izzy" all the time. (Get it? GabriELLA, IsabELLA...)

Vi andrar ar ni redo att vara med

Armana upp nu fa ska ni fa ned

Kom igen

Vem som helst kan vara med

Sa ror pa era fotter

Oa-a-a

Och vicka era hofter

O-la-la-la

Gor som vi

Till denna melodi

Oa-oa-oh

Dansa med oh

Klappa era hander

Gor som vi gor

Ta nagra steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen!

Sorry, I'm listening to a Swedish song... (Caramelldansen by Caramell). I don't actually speak Swedish, but I like the song. Anyway, chapter Dr. Martinez goes up on Monday (or maybe Sunday)!

R&R?