Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You
Now, I know some of you expected me to update on Monday. However, the schedule I gave you clearly states that 'I'll work on Sure Ways on Mondays and Fridays, but I really don't know exactly when I'll be updating that.' Also, the summary says 'Will be updated on Mondays and/or Fridays.' Thus, I'm not going to update every single Monday and every single Friday. Just explaining this.
I got four reviews in two days for one story!!! (Friday and Saturday.) -squeals-
Disclaimer: V no own Max. Jame P own Max. Dog food ya'lls'.
Dr. Valencia Martinez
1) Tell her she's a bad mother for letting Max run around saving the world without a full security detail.
2) Constantly complain that her chocolate chip cookies taste horrible.
3) Bribe or blackmail Mr. Chu to kidnap her, again.
4) Give her candy. Take it back. Give her candy. Take it back. Etc. (This would work for anyone, but I did it for Dr. M since she's an adult, and she's supposed to be responsible. Riiight... do this suggestion, and she will attack you with her super-awesome ninja/veterinary skills. I promise. Money back guarantee. Oh, wait, I'm giving this away for free! Darn it...)
5) Call her Mrs. Martinez. All. Day. Long.
6) Call her Mrs. Ride. All. Day. Long.
7) Call her Mrs. Batchelder. All. Day. Long.
8) Ask her what it felt like to be encased in a giant snot bubble. Constantly. (This would also make Max hate you.)
9) Chew her out for not being the responsible one.
10) Once you're done, chew her out for being too responsible.
-yawn- It's 1:21AM... that's how late I'm staying up to write this for you guys... by the way, #5 was Skittles' (Fangalicous08) idea. I'll update again on either Monday or Friday, maybe Sunday. -head slumps to keyboard-
R&R?