Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

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Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

Okay, so I figured out that if I do one chapter of this story every Monday and Friday, I'll be out of characters by the third Monday of October. I - thankfully - have a plan when that happens. You'll find out what that plan is on the third Monday of October. And, now, chappie Ari! (Hey, that rhymed!)

Ari Batchelder

1) Constantly refer to him as 'that pink thing on top of a pencil'.

2) Ask him how dying - twice! - felt. All, day, long.

3) Pop up at random moments and offer him bubblegum.

4) When he freaks out, since you popped up out of nowhere, rolls your eyes and say something about easily scared Erasers.

5) Whatever his response may be, shove the aforementioned piece of bubblegum into his mouth. (Now would be a good time to run for your life...)

6) Sing Miley Cyrus songs at the top of your lungs every time he comes near. (This would also work for Gazzy.)

7) Offer him dog food.

8) When he refuses, offer him cat food.

9) When he refuses again, offer him furry minkle food.

10) When he refuses for a third time, whack him over the head with a fish tank.

Chapter Akila goes up on Monday! Oh, and it turns out that gymnastics is on Wednesdays this year, haha... I'll still do IMing then, and this fanfic on Mondays and Fridays. However, I might do another one on Mondays along with this fanfic, I don't know yet, since I might do that fanfic on Saturdays or Sundays...

R&R?