Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You
Chapter Akila/Magnolia is here! This was a lot harder than the other chapters, since Akila and Magnolia are just regular dogs without any extra abilities or anything, so I decided to combine them to one chapter. Yeah, I know I'd said I'd do a chapter for each of them, but it's just too hard... anyway, here goes, hope you like it.
Akila Surname and Magnolia Martinez
1) Dye their fur pink! (Well, it would annoy me...)
2) Get mixed up. (i.e. "Hey, Magnolia, when are you going to marry Total!?") Constantly.
3) Say, "Hey Mag- I mean, Aki- no, I really mean Mag- oh, wait, Aki- no, I really mean Mag- wait I mean Aki-" All, day, long. (This is not the same as suggestion #2, though it's a teensy bit similar.)
4) Reenact the fight scene in Eclipse (Twilight #3, by Stephenie Meyer) using one of them as Victoria, the other as Riley, as you as either Edward or Seth.
5) Bury them under a few tons of molten lava. (Well, it works...)
6) Force them to eat Max's cooking. (This would actually work for everyone in Universe #1870748.)
7) Rename them "Mr. Fluffykins" and "Sir Furffle" (pronounced "fer-full").
8) Sic the Evil Penguins of Doom after them! MWA-HA-HA! (Hey, I could write a oneshot on that! -scribble in notebook- Yes, yes I do scribble in that thing too much... Skittles (Fangalicous08) will tell you all about it...)
9) Chase after them with pointy stick. Repeatedly. (Um... yeah...)
10) Chase after them with a pointy stick that has a marshmallow on the end. Repeatedly. (No comment.)
And, next, is... -checks calendar- The Uber-Director! This is going to be fun... Oh, and sorry if you didn't understand the Twilight reference. Also, Universe #1870748 is where I say I live on on Twitter and dA. Just so you know.
One more thing, #8 was partially M.G's (M.G Christiani) idea... she told me "As for ideas, um...something to do with the penguins from TFW."
R&R?