Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

13. The correct spelling is 'ueber', idiot!

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

Chapter Uber-Director is here! AND, I'm updating on the day I'm supposed to, instead of updated really late like for IMing and Matter! Yayness! Anyway, here's the chappie.

Disclaimer: Vera does not own the Uber-Director.

The Uber-Director

1. Bash his head in with a screwdriver. (It works, doesn't it?)

2. Shout "UBEY, MY MAN!" every time he walks/rolls into the room you're in.

3. Tell him that the hamster called, it wants its cage back. Constantly.

4. Remind him of his undying live for Akila every second of the day. (What fanfic was that in? I don't remember...)

5. Paint millions of bright yellows smiley faces on the back of his "head" and don't tell him. (Well, it would annoy you, wouldn't it!?)

6. Sneak up behind him and suddenly shout "BRAIN ON A STICK! BRAIN ON A STICK!"

7. Whatever he says in reply, demand to see your lawyer.

8. When he gets all confuzzled, threaten to file a restraining order if he doesn't back off.

9. Then call the police and tell them some weird guy wearing a hamster cage on his head is stalking you. Make sure to have speaker phone on so the Uber-Director can hear the whole conversation.

10. Repeat suggestions #6 through #9 over, and over, and over, and over, and- you get the picture.

Chappie Director/Marian Janssen next! Now, to work on Matter, since that's in desperate need of updating...

R&R?