Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

14. She's like Steven Spielberg! But worse

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

A common typo of mine is typing "Ariak" instead of "Arial". In fact, I did that when I started writing this, but I didn't realize it. Turns out that Ariak's a lot cooler looking than Arial, so I'm sticking with it.

Anyway, here's chapter Director! :)

Marian Janssen

1. Start a poke war with her...

2. ...when she's duct taped to a chair and can't poke back. (Teehee!)

3. Using a marshmallow blow gun, shoot marshmallows at her all day.

4. Once you run out of marshmallows, throw wads of Jell-o at her.

5. Once you run out of Jell-o, throw furry fluffballs AKA cats at her.

6. Tell her that her name's a typo.

7. When she says "What?", roll you eyes, then say, "I SAID YOUR NAME IS A TYPO!"

8. Whatever her reaction may be, run away at high speed, and toss a hair brush over your shoulder. It would be preferable if said hairbrush were aimed at her head.

9. Sneak up behind her, tap her on the shoulder, then run away screaming something about crazy stalkers.

10. Walk up to her, then start speaking quickly in gibberish.

BONUS!!! 11. Act hurt when she doesn't understand you.

On Monday chapter Mr. Chu goes up! I'm going to start writing that chapter almost immediately, since I want time to work on other fanfics on Monday.

Hey, I only need one more vote for the poll on my profile until I can do the second part of the poll! So go vote! :) You get e-cookies if you do.

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