Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

16. Eye eye! Twizzles, dear twizzles

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

Yeah, I did do chapter Max 2 tonight. Why? Well, my computer was being REALLY annoying, and I had nothing else to do (okay, not true, but there wasn't anything else I wanted to do).

In the last chapter, I forgot to mention Universe Sexily Day.

See, one of the "famous" people I'm following (either Saint or FlockUpdates, can't remember which) randomly declared it "Nation Sexily Day" on the 18th.

So, a number of us (mainly me, Saint, Kara, Skits, M.G, Wryder, and Rain) ended all of our tweets with "-insert name- tweeted sexily".

The reason why we changed it to Universal Sexily Day instead of National Sexily Day is because one of the participants, don't remember who, lives in Australia.

Anyway, the next Universal Sexily Day is on October 9th. Here what you do:

After every single tweet, put "-insert name- tweeted sexily". Our goal is to make it a Trending Topic. It didn't happen last time, but we hope it will next time!

Also, I don't know if I've told you this or not, but chapters 1 and 4 both have 338 words, and chapters 12 and 14 both have 351 words. Freaky, huh?

Anyway, I'm going to stop this incredibly long and rambling A/N now. Here's chapter Max 2!

Max Eye-Eye

1. Refer to her as "Twizzles". (I was thinking "Two-zzles", since she's Max 2, and then "Twizzles" just popped into my head. Hey, I should name an OC that! Hm...)

2. Constantly shout, "Max, Max, the second, second, not, not, better than, better than, Max, Max, the first, first, no, no, not, not, better than, better than, the first, first!"

3. Before she can get two words out, shout, "MAX EYE-EYE!"

4. In fact, if you even refer to her as "May Eye-Eye", like I do, then she'll hate you.

5. Whenever she starts to take a step forwards, jump in front of her.

6. Then shout, "MAX EYE IS BETTER THAN YOU, MAX EYE-EYE!"

7. Follow it up by poking her in the eye. Repeatedly.

8. Throw her into the ocean...

9. ...off a fifty foot cliff...

10. ...with her wings strapped to her back.

Next up is chapter Omega! :) I might do that chappie tonight, might not, dunno.

R&R?