Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You

by Vera Amber

Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.

17. Greekboy, you're Ninhursag's symbol

Ten Sure Ways to Get the Maximum Ride Characters to Hate You

And here's chapter Omega!

Omega... Alpha? Beta? Gamma? Delta? Epsilon? Zeta? Eta? Theta? Iota? Kappa? Lambda? Mu? Nu? Xi? Omicron? Pi? Rho? Sigma? Tau? Upsilon? Phi? Chi? Psi? Digamma? San? Qoppa? Sampi? Stigma? Sho? Heta? Oh, I give up... Omega Surname

1. Ask him how it felt to have been beat by "a dumb, blonde fourteen year old kid with wings". (No offense to blondes - or Max - intended. I myself have blondeish brown/brownish blonde hair (my mom says it's blonde, I disagree).)

2. Call him "Greek boy".

3. Exclaim at random moments, "Lookie! It's Ninhursag's symbol!" (Google "Ninhursag". You'll see what I mean.)

4. Whenever you see him, shout "OH MY GAGA!"

5. For a Birthday present, jump out of a bow and start tapdancing while singing randomd sentences about how horrible Omega is.

6. Whatever he may do, act hurt, ESPECIALLY if he physically hurts you. (xD)

7. Shoot spitballs at him.

8. Give a Yeerk/Goa'uld/Soul access to his brain. (Those are Animorphs, Stargate, and The Host references, in case you didn't know.)

9. Better yet, give a Yeerk, a Goa'uld, AND a Soul access to his brain!

10. Force him to do the "Cha Cha Slide".

Chappie Anne Walker is next! :) I might update again later tonight, might not, dunno, depends on how fast I write the chapter.

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